TurfWars Rhyme-off
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And, sorry Turfa.. Didn't mean to hijack the thread like that...
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🎶🎶....are you happy, are you satisfied, how long can you stand the heat...
Outta the darkness, the bullets rip, to the sound of the beat...🎶🎶🎶🎶 -
🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
Yes don't you see why not do a bit more, vote for me my good sir and not bruenor!🎶🎶....are you happy, are you satisfied, how long can you stand the heat...
Outta the darkness, the bullets rip, to the sound of the beat...🎶🎶🎶🎶 -
Bruenor wrote:
I forgive you sir 👍And, sorry Turfa.. Didn't mean to hijack the thread like that...
🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Don't vote for either! Vote for me! It's my thread! 😜🔨Wulfgar🔨 wrote:
Yes don't you see why not do a bit more, vote for me my good sir and not bruenor!🎶🎶....are you happy, are you satisfied, how long can you stand the heat...
Outta the darkness, the bullets rip, to the sound of the beat...🎶🎶🎶🎶 -
I vote spacetoast.
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They speak of me in biblical terms they say that I'm the master of burns but I don't play your game cause you ain't got no fame and you can't speak my name I got the gift of gab and a mic in my hand so you better get low before it hits the fan. I'm gonna murder you with my flow harder than fuc*ked up birth control. I got 72 virgins but I ain't dead my swags overloadin and Im seein red.
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cj brown wrote:
👍They speak of me in biblical terms they say that I'm the master of burns but I don't play your game cause you ain't got no fame and you can't speak my name I got the gift of gab and a mic in my hand so you better get low before it hits the fan. I'm gonna murder you with my flow harder than fuc*ked up birth control. I got 72 virgins but I ain't dead my swags overloadin and Im seein red.
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Dr. Seuss wrote:
TouchèI vote spacetoast.
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I'm honored for the only vote
But before I blot
It's from the one voted most wit
Being a joke may fit
And then the old fruit reference
Is it saying if I was a female I would have my social acceptance?
That one went over my head
I'm still thinking of bed
I vote bruenor for response
And the inspector for taunts
Well off to work its a drag
Was nice punching the bag
like a Joe palooka
It's been a lollapalooza -
spacetoast wrote:
So, we have here:I'm honored for the only vote
But before I blot
It's from the one voted most wit
Being a joke may fit
And then the old fruit reference
Is it saying if I was a female I would have my social acceptance?
That one went over my head
I'm still thinking of bed
I vote bruenor for response
And the inspector for taunts
Well off to work its a drag
Was nice punching the bag
like a Joe palooka
It's been a lollapalooza
Bruenor +1
The Inspector+ 1
allow me to check through the entire thread, and come back with the exact score. ✌ -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
👍spacetoast wrote:
So, we have here:I'm honored for the only vote
But before I blot
It's from the one voted most wit
Being a joke may fit
And then the old fruit reference
Is it saying if I was a female I would have my social acceptance?
That one went over my head
I'm still thinking of bed
I vote bruenor for response
And the inspector for taunts
Well off to work its a drag
Was nice punching the bag
like a Joe palooka
It's been a lollapalooza
Bruenor +1
The Inspector+ 1
allow me to check through the entire thread, and come back with the exact score. ✌ -
The final count is... (drumroll)
The Inspector: 1
Bruenor: 1
Spacetoast: 1
Me: 0😪
I reserve the right to withold my vote for another 6 hours (which is when I have to wake up. Dammit).
Don't worry: I know who I'm voting for. I know who has won, unless somebody else posts a vote whilst I am asleep.
Take care! ✌
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Y'all forgot me!
ϻץ ƝA͜ϻㅌ ɪՏ ÐㅌɠʀA͜ɖA͜ʙʟㅌ ℤ
Ϯʜㅌ ǤʀㅌA͜ϮㅌՏϮ ㅌÐįϮօƦ γʘuʟ ㅌ۷ㅌʀ Տㅌㅌ
ɪϻ Ϯʜㅌ ƝɪʗㅌՏϮ ɠuץ ɪ ʗA͜ɴ ßㅌ
juՏϮ ɖʘɲϮ ցㅌϮ ʘɲ Ϯђㅌ βA͜Ð Տɪɖㅌ ʘʄ ϻㅌ
ƊɪƊ ɪ ϻㅌƝϮɪʘŋ ɪ ῲA͜ʂ ώҥɪϮㅌ ɪϮʂ ßʟA͜ՏǷʜㅌϻㄚ -
Degradable Z wrote:
My bad dude! You're on zero votes like me 😼Y'all forgot me!
ϻץ ƝA͜ϻㅌ ɪՏ ÐㅌɠʀA͜ɖA͜ʙʟㅌ ℤ
Ϯʜㅌ ǤʀㅌA͜ϮㅌՏϮ ㅌÐįϮօƦ γʘuʟ ㅌ۷ㅌʀ Տㅌㅌ
ɪϻ Ϯʜㅌ ƝɪʗㅌՏϮ ɠuץ ɪ ʗA͜ɴ ßㅌ
juՏϮ ɖʘɲϮ ցㅌϮ ʘɲ Ϯђㅌ βA͜Ð Տɪɖㅌ ʘʄ ϻㅌ
ƊɪƊ ɪ ϻㅌƝϮɪʘŋ ɪ ῲA͜ʂ ώҥɪϮㅌ ɪϮʂ ßʟA͜ՏǷʜㅌϻㄚ -
The final count is... (drumroll)
The Inspector: ...............1
Bruenor: ........................1
Spacetoast: ...................1
Degradable Z: ...............0
Me: ................................0😪
I reserve the right to withold my vote for another 6 hours (which is when I have to wake up. Dammit).
Don't worry: I know who I'm voting for. I know who has won, unless somebody else posts a vote whilst I am asleep.
Take care! ✌
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You forgot me too
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He's sorry. But he fell asleep
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Dr. Seuss wrote:
This one's pretty good lmaOLet's investigate
How noobs agitate
Mobbing up too late
Posting threads of hate
And we take the bait
Knowing their whines await
ER is their fateI'm baking a cake
Who wants some? -
Big fat wallet,
Thinks he pimps large.
Need another mule?
Bust out the charge.Loot comes easy
Capping ain't tuff.
Why punch the codes.
Just charge the stuff.Left coast? Right coast?
Where to kick it?
Just takes two weeks
New plane ticket.Dog on a leash
Follow his lead
No need to think
Who's gonna bleed?ITunes money
Don't need a job.
Act like a tool
Team with the fob.Do his bidding
Go where you're told.
Dance to his tune
No time for bold.Attack, fight, cap..
Tear down and hop.
Front, crow, brag, gloat.
Smell the game rot?Who you gonna follow,
Who's gonna lead?
Who's gonna help,
When your turfs bleed?🅾👎🅱
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Bruenor wrote:
Yep. Sorry Dr Suess for forgetting you 🙍He's sorry. But he fell asleep
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Lil big shot wrote:
Let's just say I was alive when Elvis diedElvis really how old r u
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The Inspector: ...............1
Bruenor: ........................1
Spacetoast: ...................1
Dr Seuss: ......................1
OTB: ..............................0
Degradable Z: ...............0
Me: ................................0I reserve the right to vote twice as the OP.
Therefore:
OTB +1
Bruenor +1Final score:
The Inspector: ...............1
Bruenor: ........................2
Spacetoast: ...................1
Dr Seuss: ......................1
OTB: ..............................1
Degradable Z: ...............0
Me: ................................0Because of OTB's post (late entry etc.), I'm going to postpone declaring a winner for another 6 hours. Or whenever I have a chance. Today's a busy one ✌
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How did I know you choose him?
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I was walkin' down the street,
i seen a big circle,
it had another one beside it,
both were purple.I got my iPhone out,
and went on google,
couldnt find a solution,
so I went on yahoo.No luck,
absolutely no luck fo' me,
I couldn't find the answer,
to my mystery. -
All these otha mofos
R proble sittin eatin hohos
But i can rule and go, yo
2 the muhf*ckin hoe shoe
But u b!tchs cant thro, no
Ya'll aint cool like me no(no)
Owned!!!! -
🔎Ϯʜė IɴsǷeʗ†oŗ🔫 wrote:
Sorry man. It was a hard choice, I won't lie. ✌How did I know you choose him?
To everyone else, ENTRIES ARE NOW CLOSED FOR THE RHYME-OFF. If you wish to post any poetic material, please do so for general acknowledgement only.
Voting will now commence/continue, final vote count will be made by myself in approximately six (6) hours. Best of luck to all competitors 👍✌ -
I vote 4 spacetoast (even if i rhyme way better)
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I vote the inspector
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I vote
For..
The Inspector :) -
Bruenor wrote:
😱I vote
For..
The Inspector :)
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