The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Sponpi999 wrote:
Perhaps the whispers were from your neighbours having their blessings, ever thought of cavity wall insulation?Yes, the whispers sounded evil, like something of harm was cominf, but there was nothing evil about it. Also the book was golden.
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I am proud to see Yawm movement members are enjoying some good sleeping time
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Yaaaawn my fellow friends
Also à tw wiki page update will take place in ... Yaaaaaaaawwwwnnnn
Aahh, huh what, did i say something? -
Good news, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
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Interesting facts about sleep
Monkeys, chimps and other primates all sleep for about 10 hours a night and on average we humans sleep three hours less than this. Apart from teenagers that is, who also tend to sleep for 10 hours.
Both dolphins and ducks can keep one half of the brain awake while the other half sleeps; so that they are always prepared for predators. -
❎❎MISSING PERSON❎❎
RANDOMBLOKE - missing for many days, last seen in the Yawn Movement HQ - Presumed to be asleep (but this is unconfirmed)
Any RandomBloke sighting please report to Mr Big Cat asap!
Let us pray to yawn that he is okay
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Think I saw him entering the UFO in Jerusalem, hope the anal probe won't keep him awake!!!!
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Yaaawwwnnn..ow-w-who? He..he just must still besleeping....
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Great Yawneth it's quite in here, is everyone asleep? Don't answer that!
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UV it is quiet indeed!!!!! This is usually a sign of strength for the yawn movement, however with key members missing I have become worried...
RB is still missing , we must be vigilant for his return! If he does not then we have to presume foul play (potentially from the yawn movements natural enemy - The Bakery Syndicate)
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💢💢Attention Yawn members💢💢
It is a time of great stress within Yawn. Key members have been silent in Yawn. Noticable little updates from RB - prophet of Yawn, Diver - messages of yawn, and indeed it has been two whole days since Don Daan - Yawn publicist has posted.
I do not wish to increase paranoia as it is bad for the sleep, however, you must only yawn in safe environments.... They may be watching....
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Ah tis as foretold in my dream of the book of Yawneth, and there will be a great calm on this thread, Mr BC our savior shall be worried, but then members shall arise in great numbers and kipeth will be bestowed upon everyone, praise be.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
I am glad to see you faith is strong UV. I am concerned. RB Has never been silent for so long. He is a key advisor to me in many matters yawn. I am unsure if I can lead the movement without his steer. I am in a crisis of faith. I will lead as best I can in this difficult circumstancesAh tis as foretold in my dream of the book of Yawneth, and there will be a great calm on this thread, Mr BC our savior shall be worried, but then members shall arise in great numbers and kipeth will be bestowed upon everyone, praise be.
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Well, lets look at some logical reasons. Perhaps he lost his Ipod, maybe hes on vacation and had no time. Think of the posibilities before we all panic and go into panic.
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Wait, Diver has vanished too? I dont think two of our key members would go on a vacation together. Perhaps this is something of greater evil? What is the evil counterpart of Yawnweh?
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SIGHTING OF RANDOMBLOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He just made a post 18 minute ago on "its my birthday tommorrow" in general discussion
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Excuse my ignorance Mr BC, but I have never heard of these enemies - the Bakery syndicate, are they from the old days?
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Can u invite me :D?
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Hear me, for i have returned.
I have been practicing my yawning, because there are so much opportunities for me to yawn now, as an example:
YAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaa aaaaAAAWWWwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN NNNnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNN -
How do I join
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Ah as foretold many shall return, praise Yawneth 💤💤💤💤💤💤🙏
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Except for Diver
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Fellow Yawn members, I must apologise for my absence. I have been meditating and improving my yawning powers since my last post.
I have been making offerings of Ovaltine and Horlicks to Yawnweh on the altar of pillow and I did not want to re-enter the Yawn HQ until I was pure.
I can safely say that I have been yawning and sleeping most successfully and I would urge any of you who can, to do the same.
I have also found a wonderful new addition to yawn... my iphone. I have found that it too has a sleep function (located in the top right hand corner of the device FYI) and it has now been on sleep for several days. I fear for me to wake it would go against the principles of all we stand for.
I would urge you all to keep practising your yawns and invest in comfy pillows. As his royal sleepiness BC said to er is human but to yawn is divine.
I leave you now to rest and reflect.
May Yawn be with you.
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Finally, one last thing. In my meditations I found that our designated nap times are no insufficient for me and I will be napping more often than the prescribed amount. I hope to achieve true yawn nirvana and sleep until the cows come home.
Alas, I fear my ambition may be in vain, however, I will strive to perfect my yawning ways evermore.
I am only awake now as my ovaltine was spiked with the dreaded caffeine and already I feel the stimulus of this heinous drug.
I must consult with his royal sleepiness BC for counsel as to how to counteract the effects of this drug. Has he been seen recently?
Yours yawnilly and sleepily, (but unfortunately unable to do either)
randombloke
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I was right, he was sleeping. Haha, now theres just diver to find
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Yawneth Praise Be!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
It fills me with great joy and sleepiness to see the return of the faithful Don Daan and RB!!! Sponpi and UV never lost faith in this, they are strong in the power of yawn.
Carefull all yawn movement members, talk of the bakery syndicate targeting us is rife!!!!
May yawn be with u
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Yawn,Lo......awww ,yawn, dnt cap me while im taking my prescribed slee..........ZzzZzzzZzzzzzYawneth Praise Be!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
It fills me with great joy and sleepiness to see the return of the faithful Don Daan and RB!!! Sponpi and UV never lost faith in this, they are strong in the power of yawn.
Carefull all yawn movement members, talk of the bakery syndicate targeting us is rife!!!!
May yawn be with u
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Rejoice for the force is strong my fellow sleepers, all Mr BCs flock have come back to the fold, the great book of Yawneth seen in my vision foretold of these events, but beware for there are dark days ahead, storm clouds are gathering, sleepless nights may lay ahead, Your ally is the Force. A powerful ally it is don't go to the dark side Luke?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
How did u know my name is Luke ;-) lolRejoice for the force is strong my fellow sleepers, all Mr BCs flock have come back to the fold, the great book of Yawneth seen in my vision foretold of these events, but beware for there are dark days ahead, storm clouds are gathering, sleepless nights may lay ahead, Your ally is the Force. A powerful ally it is don't go to the dark side Luke?
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Now don't tell me your surname is Skywalker or perhaps Sleepwalker, that would be fun :)Ultraviolet wrote:
How did u know my name is Luke ;-) lolRejoice for the force is strong my fellow sleepers, all Mr BCs flock have come back to the fold, the great book of Yawneth seen in my vision foretold of these events, but beware for there are dark days ahead, storm clouds are gathering, sleepless nights may lay ahead, Your ally is the Force. A powerful ally it is don't go to the dark side Luke?
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