The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Many were stressed from being on the Jeremy Kyle show, and one poor soul had two girls in need of blessing banging on his door! So great Yaneth decided to visit earth and sorteth things out.
Setting out in his firey chariot from the land of Nod he arrived in Jerusalem. -
He didn't stay long as he hath forgotten his snuggle blanket, so he shot off back at tremendous speed see YouTube, Jerusalem UFO, whilst here he had time to contact his disiple Mr Big Cat, and told him he must preach the word of Yawneth through the medium of Turf Wars.
Well that's what I saw in my dream, I think this foretells a great future for the yawn movement, we will go From strength to strength, phew that's tired me out, time for bed.
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I like naps. I'm tired. When I'm dead at least I can sleep all I want. Night night.
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So what about people who does a night shift a work like 35% of our population who enjoy play TW on there lunch break about 2-3 in the morning. I find this rule very unfair. If they sleep in the day time and get attacked then, is that fair??????
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Little Smasher🚶 wrote:
Quite rightly pointed out. I had this discussion with BC once. It was agreed that if you prearranged with your enemy to have a nap time then you could attack at silly hours. Furthermore, if you're sleep is disturbed by the unbelievers then I say attack attack attack. Basically, dont lose any sleep over it ✊So what about people who does a night shift a work like 35% of our population who enjoy play TW on there lunch break about 2-3 in the morning. I find this rule very unfair. If they sleep in the day time and get attacked then, is that fair??????
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I sleep almost 13 hrs a day(except for school) so are you saying i should sleep more or try to let yawneth out of me?Sponpi999 wrote:
This may well be a sign of not sleeping enough. The stomach exploding represents the need of yawneth inside of you trying to escape. These people held it in and look what became of them. Your dream was a prophecy of the power of yawn.Ahh! Mr Big Cat, what has happened? I was enjoying a peaceful sleep in sleep town when suddenly people dropped to their knees and their stomachs exploded, it was very gory, then all the houses caught on fire!! What happened to my dream? Why?
Praise be to yawneth
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Uv - you are truly well read from the great book of yawneth. I am impressed!! You are showing leadership in the way of yawn much like RB and diver have
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Sponpi999 wrote:
Hmmmm you certainly have the quantity of sleep. Maybe u need to improve on the quality of nap ?!?Mr Big Cat wrote:
I sleep almost 13 hrs a day(except for school) so are you saying i should sleep more or try to let yawneth out of me?Sponpi999 wrote:
This may well be a sign of not sleeping enough. The stomach exploding represents the need of yawneth inside of you trying to escape. These people held it in and look what became of them. Your dream was a prophecy of the power of yawn.Ahh! Mr Big Cat, what has happened? I was enjoying a peaceful sleep in sleep town when suddenly people dropped to their knees and their stomachs exploded, it was very gory, then all the houses caught on fire!! What happened to my dream? Why?
Praise be to yawneth
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Don Daan seems to be on a pilgrimage to Yawneth. He is noticeable by his absence
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Thank you sir I feel the force, strong in me it is, thank Yawneth.Uv - you are truly well read from the great book of yawneth. I am impressed!! You are showing leadership in the way of yawn much like RB and diver have
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Yawneth has got great plans for us all. It is 3-15 in the morning and I'm awake...the great yawneth is upon me
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The movement of the yawn has been so affective fir me I am now fully recharges and surviving on 4 hrs sleep(until burn out) may the yawn be with you! Mr big cat I hold u sacred for all that is good in the land of nod! Bled your Zzzz's
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Bled=bless
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Sponpi999 wrote:
Mr Big Cat wrote:
Sponpi999 wrote:
Yawneth is a deep mysterious force, that is never to be unlocked,when it's time Yawneth will let u knowAhh! Mr Big Cat, what has happened? I was enjoying a peaceful sleep in sleep town when suddenly people dropped to their knees and their stomachs exploded, it was very gory, then all the houses caught on fire!! What happened to my dream? Why?
I sleep almost 13 hrs a day(except for school) so are you saying i should sleep more or try to let yawneth out of me?
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Sorry that was me that said last post,not mr big cat, messed up quote, sorry dude
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Can u control your v please BC? multiple attacks at silly o'clock. My sleep was truly disturbed.
I know that you were not participating in the ruthlesss sleep depriving attacks but please just have a word in the shell like of your members. Thanks.
As a result my yawn practicing has been set back as I'm all out of kilter.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Yes, I was on a pilgrimage, i got the idea from a bacteria inside me, that attacked my body at silly O'clock, and it didn't stop doing so for days.Don Daan seems to be on a pilgrimage to Yawneth. He is noticeable by his absence
In order to understand this i had to understand the way my attacker worshipped Yawneth, and i came to a shocking conclusion after i woke up one day: it doesn't, nor do others of it's kind, my advice therefor is to those who are under attack by virii or bacteria: sleep like you have never slept before, so we can bring Yawneth to them as well.
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Thank Yawneth for this thread holy BC, for without it I would be truly without kipeth, before I had my holy vision of the book of Yawneth, I surely had troubled sleep, what with the chocolate, Redbulls and blessing twice nightly my 18yr old nymphs I was up all night!
But now I sleep like a babe with not a care in the world, how can I be like him I hear you say? Just follow the gospel of lord Yawneth is what you must do, follow the word of BC, keep off choc and stimulating drinks, but please keep blessing young girls all you can, for my Fellow kippers that is the secret of long Kipeth as told in Yawneths great book, keep on blessing, backwards, frontwards and sideways, for truly this is Yawneths word, Amen. -
@Mr Big Cat, last night i turned off laptop, blocked all incoming lights and blocked all possible sounds. I slept very well and i had a dream where, there was a very short corridor with a white light in the back. But i felt like 10 hours to walk to the light, then when i did, a book appeared, i went to go open it but then everything was envellopped with light, then there were whispers coming from no where. Thats when i woke up. What is that book?
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Sponpi999 wrote:
Well I cannot speak for his sleepiness Mr BC but I believe you have seen the holy book of Yawneth, you are indeed blessed, and it foretells of great luck, so don't forget to put your lottery on this week.@Mr Big Cat, last night i turned off laptop, blocked all incoming lights and blocked all possible sounds. I slept very well and i had a dream where, there was a very short corridor with a white light in the back. But i felt like 10 hours to walk to the light, then when i did, a book appeared, i went to go open it but then everything was envellopped with light, then there were whispers coming from no where. Thats when i woke up. What is that book?
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👆👆👆LMAO👆👆👆👆
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Yawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn
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Yawn, but sleep has to wait for dinner
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Sleep, the best thing since sliced bread, but why is sliced bread so good? What's wrong with a bread bun?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
=DSponpi999 wrote:
Well I cannot speak for his sleepiness Mr BC but I believe you have seen the holy book of Yawneth, you are indeed blessed, and it foretells of great luck, so don't forget to put your lottery on this week.@Mr Big Cat, last night i turned off laptop, blocked all incoming lights and blocked all possible sounds. I slept very well and i had a dream where, there was a very short corridor with a white light in the back. But i felt like 10 hours to walk to the light, then when i did, a book appeared, i went to go open it but then everything was envellopped with light, then there were whispers coming from no where. Thats when i woke up. What is that book?
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It seems Mr BC may be on a pilgrimage as well, perhaps to see where Yawneth decended in his craft, your absence is sorely missed, please come back, we need your guidance.
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My fellow followers of yawn. I have something I wish to share before I go to sleep...
Yaaaaaawn
Many thanks BC
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Interestin very interestin. This would appear to be as UV says. But I am concerned about the whispers u heard. For the book of yawneth tends to only be available in circumstances that involve no noise.Sponpi999 wrote:
Well I cannot speak for his sleepiness Mr BC but I believe you have seen the holy book of Yawneth, you are indeed blessed, and it foretells of great luck, so don't forget to put your lottery on this week.@Mr Big Cat, last night i turned off laptop, blocked all incoming lights and blocked all possible sounds. I slept very well and i had a dream where, there was a very short corridor with a white light in the back. But i felt like 10 hours to walk to the light, then when i did, a book appeared, i went to go open it but then everything was envellopped with light, then there were whispers coming from no where. Thats when i woke up. What is that book?
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Yes, the whispers sounded evil, like something of harm was cominf, but there was nothing evil about it. Also the book was golden.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
LmaoSleep, the best thing since sliced bread, but why is sliced bread so good? What's wrong with a bread bun?
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