The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Haha not far off. It's actually solo!!!Mr Big Cat wrote:
Now don't tell me your surname is Skywalker or perhaps Sleepwalker, that would be fun :)Ultraviolet wrote:
How did u know my name is Luke ;-) lolRejoice for the force is strong my fellow sleepers, all Mr BCs flock have come back to the fold, the great book of Yawneth seen in my vision foretold of these events, but beware for there are dark days ahead, storm clouds are gathering, sleepless nights may lay ahead, Your ally is the Force. A powerful ally it is don't go to the dark side Luke?
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Happy valentines Day, and dont break rule 5 tonight! Lol
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Sponpi999 wrote:
Rule 5 has been broken a few times recently. I say we should all encourage professional judgement when it comes to all rule 5 issuesHappy valentines Day, and dont break rule 5 tonight! Lol
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Here here. All in favour say "aye".Sponpi999 wrote:
Rule 5 has been broken a few times recently. I say we should all encourage professional judgement when it comes to all rule 5 issuesHappy valentines Day, and dont break rule 5 tonight! Lol
Aye ✊
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Aye Aye (and a new bedroom door) it's a long story.
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Lol, aye!
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It's midday and I haven't left my bed yet. The yawn is strong today!
I feel that Yawn is becoming a bigger force due to our continuing belief in it.
Praise be
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I wanna join
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I'm so tierd because I feet attacked by people in da night
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Invite pls yawn I'm tried and my mum threw out me pillow guess I'll sleep on the dog:)
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Snore.....huh!!!! Yawn has fled from me curse the bakery syndicate they have replaced my sleeping pills with cafiene the hideous drug nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pounder 206 wrote:
Yawneth will strike back !!! Soon as we awake! Drugging yawn members is unacceptable!!!! Maybe we will be able to infect their yeast?!?! God damn the bakery syndicate, god damn them to a sleepless hell!!!!Snore.....huh!!!! Yawn has fled from me curse the bakery syndicate they have replaced my sleeping pills with cafiene the hideous drug nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Pounder 206 wrote:
Yawneth will strike back !!! Soon as we awake! Drugging yawn members is unacceptable!!!! Maybe we will be able to infect their yeast?!?! God damn the bakery syndicate, god damn them to a sleepless hell!!!!Snore.....huh!!!! Yawn has fled from me curse the bakery syndicate they have replaced my sleeping pills with cafiene the hideous drug nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Agreed we shall attack using tranquilizers we shall overcome them with sleep!!!! Revvvvvvvvvvvvvvenggggggeeee!!!!!!!!!!! ZzzzzzzZzzzzZzzzz snore
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I have taught my sister the way of the yawn she is currently meditating in her bed. Though I cannot as I have been drugged with caffeine.
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My familly has joined me with my slumber and the caffeine has worn off you may not see me for a while for i am sleeping and meditating praise be to yawn.
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Who is this baking syndicate? Will they make fairy cakes and cheese scones for me? Sorry Mr BC I need to know more before I can rest easy tonight.
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Urgent .... Please can the Bakery Syndicate PM me, I have a coming out party Saturday and I need two dozen sausage rolls and a cheese flan, ooh and do you deliver?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
How dare you ask the bakery syndicate for sweets this will hamper your praise to yawn greatlyUrgent .... Please can the Bakery Syndicate PM me, I have a coming out party Saturday and I need two dozen sausage rolls and a cheese flan, ooh and do you deliver?
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(rushes into the hq) I have had a dream!!! The bakery syndicate has weakened the power of yawn!!!!!!!!! What shall we do?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?(falls down asleep)
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Yawn is infinite! Yawn is THE only thing that is, i Will smite all it's opposers!
After my NAP...... -
News flash.... The Bakery Syndicate has contacted me about the food order, they will supply all cakes, snacks and even throw in some flavored condoms, only trouble is they say it has to be an all night party, I'm beginning to smell a rat.
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I'm so YAWN I can't even yaw💤💤💤
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randombloke you coming you the party? We have a pocket sprung mattress with your name on it.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
I'll be there!! However, I think we need to enlist a non yawn member as food taster in case any pastry comestibles have been spiked with caffiene. I don't trust those bakery syndicate types. All those late hours have made them tired and insane with rage at our ease with which we doze. I live in perpetual fear of a "Trojan bun" from them at such events. We need to be on guard. Perhaps several vendettas as defence would do the trick??randombloke you coming you the party? We have a pocket sprung mattress with your name on it.
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Perhaps I can come:)
Just as long as there are comfortable mattresses to yawn;) -
I agree the food has to be tasted! We shall recruit a non yawn member to taste.
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If he gets drugged with cafeine then it's his loss.
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randombloke wrote:
Great Yawneth I can see why you are Mr BCs right hand man, a Trojan bun indeed! I never thought of that, I agree there should be a none member to taste the eatables, are there any volunteers? By the way pounder, don't forget to bring your Jim jams.Ultraviolet wrote:
I'll be there!! However, I think we need to enlist a non yawn member as food taster in case any pastry comestibles have been spiked with caffiene. I don't trust those bakery syndicate types. All those late hours have made them tired and insane with rage at our ease with which we doze. I live in perpetual fear of a "Trojan bun" from them at such events. We need to be on guard. Perhaps several vendettas as defence would do the trick??randombloke you coming you the party? We have a pocket sprung mattress with your name on it.
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I yawned from my slumber to find 230 attacks yesterday, I know understand the movement if the yawn and it's goals, may the yawn be with you all. yawning out!
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Musings for us to sleep on. What is the general opinion of the Gym within yawn movement members?
Now having just kicked my arse at the gym I wish to sleep earlier and longer than usual, which is a positive. However, I find myself more tired than normal effecting my power of enternal Yaaaawn
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