The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Pleased your going to the gym Mr BC, it will give you an appertite for our party, I hope you will be in attendance, I have laid on food courtesy of the bakery alliance, plus you pocket sprung mattress will be pre warmed by a couple of ladies of the large kind, (more bed area coverage) a silk dressing gown will be provided For you, and a speech on the art of snore will be given. RSPV
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Are we getting the sleepwalking delegates in?
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Hope so, they don't eat much.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I think it's cool to go to the gym. Great place to set up a judgement call on rule number 5. However I think activities should be limited. Yawn members should sleep on the swiss ball. My £0.02.Musings for us to sleep on. What is the general opinion of the Gym within yawn movement members?
Now having just kicked my arse at the gym I wish to sleep earlier and longer than usual, which is a positive. However, I find myself more tired than normal effecting my power of enternal Yaaaawn
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The party sounds Glorious Uv, however, the bakery syndicate are sly group. Are we so sure that our Trojan Bun is good enough to install the power of yawn inside them?!?! This is a sound idea and has my full support, but last time we tried to encourage the bakery syndicate to leave the bakers they didn't rear their anti sleep heads!!!
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Hmm... the Bakery syndicate are perhaps beyond are help, too full of Red Bull and coffee, so the plan is to use them to supply all the baked goods, we also deny them access to the sleeping quarters, itching powder may be attempted! I have arranged for a food taster, a non member of course, and here's the cunning part, the party is to start very early, about 6pm this gives plenty of time to have games and get our heads down, do any of you have any ideas on what games we could play?
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Ok I've had some suggestions,
. Sleeping bag obstacle course
. Sleeping beauty jigsaw puzzle
. Sleeping queens card game
. Sleeping beauty dress upThanks for that, oh and we are having two guest speakers, a Mr Earl lee Riser will give a talk on narcolepsy and Mr Al k Seltzer will lecture on restless leg syndrome, well that's the latest.
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Can we watch a horror film to finish the evening off?
May I suggest sleepless in Seattle ?
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Great idea, any other films we could watch?Can we watch a horror film to finish the evening off?
May I suggest sleepless in Seattle ?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
If you guys are into horror then there is always "Awakenings" with Robert de Niro.Mr Big Cat wrote:
Great idea, any other films we could watch?Can we watch a horror film to finish the evening off?
May I suggest sleepless in Seattle ?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Will Mr Morning Woods be making a guest appearance??Ok I've had some suggestions,
. Sleeping bag obstacle course
. Sleeping beauty jigsaw puzzle
. Sleeping queens card game
. Sleeping beauty dress upThanks for that, oh and we are having two guest speakers, a Mr Earl lee Riser will give a talk on narcolepsy and Mr Al k Seltzer will lecture on restless leg syndrome, well that's the latest.
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"the Crazy yaawwwnn..??"
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The party will be great I could give a speech on the power of yawn. But! We must be on our guard for uv may be right about the trojan bun;)
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A query has been raised about rule 5, as you know two larger ladies are employed as bed warmers for party night, some of you are asking if the ladies wouldnt mind a bit of rule 5? I've asked the question to both and apparently they would be very happy to have a stopover, all they require is first pick of the muffins, sorted, praise be
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Ultraviolet wrote:
As his royal Yawniness - I call shotgun. I afterall, need to go to sleep first to set an example :-)A query has been raised about rule 5, as you know two larger ladies are employed as bed warmers for party night, some of you are asking if the ladies wouldnt mind a bit of rule 5? I've asked the question to both and apparently they would be very happy to have a stopover, all they require is first pick of the muffins, sorted, praise be
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Of course sir will you be taking one lump or two on your mattress?Ultraviolet wrote:
As his royal Yawniness - I call shotgun. I afterall, need to go to sleep first to set an example :-)A query has been raised about rule 5, as you know two larger ladies are employed as bed warmers for party night, some of you are asking if the ladies wouldnt mind a bit of rule 5? I've asked the question to both and apparently they would be very happy to have a stopover, all they require is first pick of the muffins, sorted, praise be
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Just the one, in the interest of fairnessMr Big Cat wrote:
Of course sir will you be taking one lump or two on your mattress?Ultraviolet wrote:
As his royal Yawniness - I call shotgun. I afterall, need to go to sleep first to set an example :-)A query has been raised about rule 5, as you know two larger ladies are employed as bed warmers for party night, some of you are asking if the ladies wouldnt mind a bit of rule 5? I've asked the question to both and apparently they would be very happy to have a stopover, all they require is first pick of the muffins, sorted, praise be
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Forgive my absence. Real life has had the audacity to claim my time. In order to flush out the day's events, I've self medicated myself with watching such Oscar contending movies as Lesbian Vampire Killers and Poultrygeist. We've had some nice weather here lately which has stirred my soul to get diving, but I would have had to cut my yawn time short. I have remained faithful.
Praise Yawnweh
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Just to remind all party goers, there is a strict dress code for attendance, please wear loose clothing like pyjamas and dressing gowns, this will aid commumication with the great yawneth, studded bondage gear, latex cat suits, or bin liners are not acceptable, praise be
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cdndiver wrote:
Thank you member Diver for suggesting two films for party night, Lesbian Vampire Killers and Poultrygeist, the latter being about strange things happening in the chicken coop.Forgive my absence. Real life has had the audacity to claim my time. In order to flush out the day's events, I've self medicated myself with watching such Oscar contending movies as Lesbian Vampire Killers and Poultrygeist. We've had some nice weather here lately which has stirred my soul to get diving, but I would have had to cut my yawn time short. I have remained faithful.
Praise Yawnweh
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The first of the two is the better one. Zombie Strippers is another good one.
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Woot!!!!!!!
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Pounder 206 wrote:
Calm down you two! If your gonna get this excited over a couple of films then we can't show them, you'll never get to sleep!Woot!!!!!!!
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I did pm both belial and cupcake founder members of The Bakery Syndicate, I asked them if they wanted to come to the party, guess they are busy baking :(
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Invite me
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Yaaaaawn
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Mr Big Cat, you out of your dressing gown yet?
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I got another movie 2 watch We could watch the night of the chainsaw plenty of blood and can put u to sleep very easily.
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Great, but I've just been to the car boot and got the box set of Snore 1 to 5, had to haggle but got it for .50p bargain, praise be!
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YOU wrote:
Oops should have said Saw 1 to 5 :-)Great, but I've just been to the car boot and got the box set of Snore 1 to 5, had to haggle but got it for .50p bargain, praise be!
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