The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
That is impressive!! He's a natural yawner thru n thru!! He may be the promised one that can counteract the ill effects of caffiene!! Let's listen. He may have more to say...cdndiver wrote:
Diver - I love your style!In the beginning, the great Yawnweh said "let there be light", and there was light. Then Yawnweh took the next 24 hours off. The lesson here is that hard work pays off in the long run, but sleeping pays off now.
The yawn is truly with you!
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In the bible, sleep is mentioned 107 times. Love appears 314 times. In our enlightened era of the Yawnweh, we can therefore assume that the love of sleep should be a book unto itself. We should petition to have the Gospel of St Yawnweh inserted in.
Chapter 1
1-In the beginning was the blink, and the blink was with God, and the blink was God. He was with God in the beginning.
2-Through him all sleep was made, without him no sleep was possible. In him were dreams that were the light of men. He himself was not the light, but came as a witness to to the light. The true light that gives light to all men. -
Yes, I realize the time of my posting, but, my fellow yawnlings, I have been given a divine gift. While working these double shifts, I am able to sit at a desk, mindlessly clicking things and get some sleep with eyes open. Praise Yawnweh.
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We should organize so that we have the power to protect our right to sleep! Maybe I'll think of something in the morning. Yaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnn…
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*yaaaawwwwnnn* midterms tommorrow....no sleep....ughhh.....invite plez?
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Sponpi999 wrote:
You have to sleep first!!*yaaaawwwwnnn* midterms tommorrow....no sleep....ughhh.....invite plez?
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Mmm that was a good nap im good for nother 9 hrs
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I will join u send me an invite
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Sponpi999 wrote:
That's a great start. Sounds like you have a chance. Mr Big Cat confirms whether new members are able to join. His keen sense of smell let's him sniff out non believers. I'm sure he'll let you know when he wakes up.Mmm that was a good nap im good for nother 9 hrs
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Daniel1234567 wrote:
Do you love sleep? Do you think your sleep should not be interrupted by your enemies attacks? Are you fond of napping? And is there any chance you can cook?I will join u send me an invite
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Good news from bad, my fellow yanwlings. I was I a car accident yesterday morning. Back end of car is not looking good. My back and neck are stiff and sore. The muscle relaxers, anti-inflammatory and Tylenol 3 pills gave me a pleasant 12 hour nap. Yawnweh be praised.
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Oh my yawnweh! I hopes you feel better soon, atleast you got a good nap.
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Believers will be tested. True believers will succeed.
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I got attacked yesterday while I slept any way I can join, tired of being attacked while I'm trying to sleep :(
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Membership is easy to obtain, but difficult to keep.
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cdndiver wrote:
The yawn is strong with this one.Membership is easy to obtain, but difficult to keep.
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Yawn, or yawn not, there is no try.
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randombloke wrote:
Ok, thanksSponpi999 wrote:
That's a great start. Sounds like you have a chance. Mr Big Cat confirms whether new members are able to join. His keen sense of smell let's him sniff out non believers. I'm sure he'll let you know when he wakes up.Mmm that was a good nap im good for nother 9 hrs
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Appologies for my absence in recent days, my faith in Yawn has been tested but I am pleased to say that My faith has returned stronger than ever! I am weary and in need of sleep after faces the trials yawneth.
I see we have interest from new people, but ask not what the yawn movement can do for you, but what you can do for the Yawn Movement. Have faith in the teachers of yawn, Random and Cdndiver, they are truly enlightened in our ways.
May yawn be with you
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randombloke wrote:
Correct you are, to say you believe is easy, to act like you believe is different altogether !cdndiver wrote:
The yawn is strong with this one.Membership is easy to obtain, but difficult to keep.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
We all have minor lapses from time to time don't we BC?randombloke wrote:
Correct you are, to say you believe is easy, to act like you believe is different altogether !cdndiver wrote:
The yawn is strong with this one.Membership is easy to obtain, but difficult to keep.
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randombloke wrote:
Even those with the stongest faith should find themselves tested from time to timeMr Big Cat wrote:
We all have minor lapses from time to time don't we BC?randombloke wrote:
Correct you are, to say you believe is easy, to act like you believe is different altogether !cdndiver wrote:
The yawn is strong with this one.Membership is easy to obtain, but difficult to keep.
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaen. Damn. Still not perfected it. I'll keep trying.
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Type quieter please. It's nap time.
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cdndiver wrote:
💤sorry💤Type quieter please. It's nap time.
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ZzZz
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Mr Ed wrote:
Welcome. Are you a talking horse?ZzZz
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Yawn and the world yawns with you.
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randombloke wrote:
This much is true RBYawn and the world yawns with you.
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