The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Burn them buns! Ignore the sweet aroma of victory! For the fight never ends.
Did you know that the reasoning behind a bakers dozen is all down to sneaky bakers using sand in their baking many years ago? -
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Bastard bakers! Ruining our sleep, standardised counting and our natural beachy habitats.Burn them buns! Ignore the sweet aroma of victory! For the fight never ends.
Did you know that the reasoning behind a bakers dozen is all down to sneaky bakers using sand in their baking many years ago? -
Anyone see the "Kidz Breakfast" in Great Yarmouth.
The bakers are ruining our seaside cafes!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Filling kids up with baked products? Oh the currupt gitsAnyone see the "Kidz Breakfast" in Great Yarmouth.
The bakers are ruining our seaside cafes!
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I don't sleep very much myself, but I fully support defending that of others. Count me in.
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Oh Kriss, it's worse than just our children. Many have already succumbed to its call of gluttony and possible free meal.Charlie Seiga wrote:
Filling kids up with baked products? Oh the currupt gitsAnyone see the "Kidz Breakfast" in Great Yarmouth.
The bakers are ruining our seaside cafes!
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I need vandetta assistance please invite me
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RacerXAric wrote:
Do you consume baked products?I need vandetta assistance please invite me
Is it true that flamingos are able to send half their brain to sleep at a time? Such a skill! -
Charlie Seiga wrote:
Did you see that they are rubbing it in our faces?Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Oh Kriss, it's worse than just our children. Many have already succumbed to its call of gluttony and possible free meal.Charlie Seiga wrote:
Filling kids up with baked products? Oh the currupt gitsAnyone see the "Kidz Breakfast" in Great Yarmouth.
The bakers are ruining our seaside cafes!
Insomniacookies.com, it's an out rage!
Times like this I miss wise words from UV, such as
Say no to flour
It'll take all your power! -
Groupon also give out discounted Cupcake classes.
Even the discount websites are rubbing it in our faces!
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It's sleepy work ready all these posts.
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Guys and gals. What an achievement we have made. I remember way back when, when it was just BC and swamp donkey against the waking world. Now look at us. I'm so proud of all of you. We are the most prestigious Lliance of them all. Our doors are open to all, but only the worthy may step thru.
💤😃💤😃💤😃💤😃
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The Taj Mahal mausoleum is completed
Oliver Cromwell becomes Lord Protector of England, Scotland and Ireland.
New Amsterdam (later renamed New York City) is incorporated.
The final naval battle of the First Anglo-Dutch War is fought, between the fleets of the Commonwealth of England and the United Provinces; The English navy defeats the Dutch fleet off the Texel.
Events in 1653 and also the number of Yawn posts.
See kids. Sleep is a good teacher.
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Invite me plz
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Such knowledge!The Taj Mahal mausoleum is completed
Oliver Cromwell becomes Lord Protector of England, Scotland and Ireland.
New Amsterdam (later renamed New York City) is incorporated.
The final naval battle of the First Anglo-Dutch War is fought, between the fleets of the Commonwealth of England and the United Provinces; The English navy defeats the Dutch fleet off the Texel.
Events in 1653 and also the number of Yawn posts.
See kids. Sleep is a good teacher.
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Good god, I'm tired......... Invite?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Thank Yawneth for this thread holy BC, for without it I would be truly without kipeth, before I had my holy vision of the book of Yawneth, I surely had troubled sleep, what with the chocolate, Redbulls and blessing twice nightly my 18yr old nymphs I was up all night!
But now I sleep like a babe with not a care in the world, how can I be like him I hear you say? Just follow the gospel of lord Yawneth is what you must do, follow the word of BC, keep off choc and stimulating drinks, but please keep blessing young girls all you can, for my Fellow kippers that is the secret of long Kipeth as told in Yawneths great book, keep on blessing, backwards, frontwards and sideways, for truly this is Yawneths word, Amen. -
Sleep
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Bakers plot to infiltrate the high street has Unfortunatly been successful given that particular shop you see everyday!
Fortunately between naps it seems the movement has had some success or help, Unfortunatly dfs, furniture village etc have managed to fill the tv airwaves with thier adverts, distracting the pie munchers -
I think it was the great Ultraviolet that worked it so Paddy McGuinness had his contract cancelled with Greggs, removing the advert from the TV for good.
Praise to UV, praise to the Yawn!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Excellent work!I think it was the great Ultraviolet that worked it so Paddy McGuinness had his contract cancelled with Greggs, removing the advert from the TV for good.
Praise to UV, praise to the Yawn!!
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Our local Sainsbury's has had its baked goods counter closed this morning too.
No reasons given, but I did spy a strewn cape, yellow in colour, with "RB" printed across the heroic calling card.
Staff report seeing someone described as a cross between Zorro and Steve Martin from "The Three Amigos"
Could this be Randoms new secret identity when fighting the bakers???
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Praise be, progress at last!Our local Sainsbury's has had its baked goods counter closed this morning too.
No reasons given, but I did spy a strewn cape, yellow in colour, with "RB" printed across the heroic calling card.
Staff report seeing someone described as a cross between Zorro and Steve Martin from "The Three Amigos"
Could this be Randoms new secret identity when fighting the bakers???
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Victory!
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Invite me plz
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Alas it has been fun lurking the forums. But I must show my support of the movement and rest my weary head. Friends and neighbors we must all show support for the yawn. Enjoy your slumber as I will mine
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It may snow today if reports are true.
Great news as its perfect "staying in" weather.
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Charlie. I was told to speak to you to join.
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Iron Tiger wrote:
I'm sooooo out of touch with joining requirements. Charlie is the man of pure knowledge on this subjectCharlie. I was told to speak to you to join.
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Mr. BC I am merely a servant to your Yawneth knowledge and law.
The joining rules are the same criteria as always. We were contemplating having Twitter names and Facebook accounts but that only led to a hacking scandle we all want to forget.
Damn bakers and their ways.
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