The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Not Gino DiCampo though as I think it's funny the way he has difficulty saying the word "can't".Hi, shhh, I am saying this from a ultra deep black cover operation, having had success bringing down the Worral Thompson baker I am now working with the cell to terminate the other annoying one, no names but he did try to get our children to eat baked goods, it may be some time before I surface again, but praise Yawneth I will always be with you.
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Guys we were slipping. All these trolls had pushed us to the bottom of page one. We were almost on page two 😱. I bet these trolls are tbs sponsored. I'd be willing to bet my pillow on it
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randombloke wrote:
I'm pretty sure the bakers have employed people to start V posts to discredit the good work which happens within the movementGuys we were slipping. All these trolls had pushed us to the bottom of page one. We were almost on page two 😱. I bet these trolls are tbs sponsored. I'd be willing to bet my pillow on it
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Damn bakers and their ways!
I spotted new recruitment stations for Bakers appearing all over the place in the form of pound bakeries.
Not a good sign.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Where is this? I am most terrified by this concept...Damn bakers and their ways!
I spotted new recruitment stations for Bakers appearing all over the place in the form of pound bakeries.
Not a good sign.
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Nationwide by all accounts.
Chain is owned by the evil master bakers that are Greggs.
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Humans sleep on average around three hours less than other primates like chimps, rhesus monkeys, squirrel monkeys and baboons, all of whom sleep for 10 hours.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
We were robbedHumans sleep on average around three hours less than other primates like chimps, rhesus monkeys, squirrel monkeys and baboons, all of whom sleep for 10 hours.
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A baker?
-The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. The record holder reported hallucinations, paranoia, blurred vision, slurred speech and memory and concentration lapses.
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- The 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill off Alaska, the Challenger space shuttle disaster and the Chernobyl nuclear accident have all been attributed to human errors in which sleep-deprivation played a role.
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Diaries from the pre-electric-light-globe Victorian era show adults slept nine to 10 hours a night with periods of rest changing with the seasons in line with sunrise and sunsets
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Yawn...
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mattchung wrote:
Thank you for the support but this is not the place for invite codes, kindly remove so we can all sleep as the oncoming sirens are causing quite the racket for this early hour.Invite meh EUROPE
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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"Sleep is the most moronic fraternity in the world, with the heaviest dues and the crudest rituals." ~Vladimir Nabokov
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I want to join
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fitzabono wrote:
What are your credentials ?I want to join
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Show me your papers!fitzabono wrote:
What are your credentials ?I want to join
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Sry I meant can I join?
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Ten per cent of snorers have sleep apnoea, a disorder which causes sufferers to stop breathing up to 300 times a night and significantly increases the risk of suffering a heart attack or stroke.
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I'm in bed now at 12.42 send me an invite please
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
The risks of elite sleepersTen per cent of snorers have sleep apnoea, a disorder which causes sufferers to stop breathing up to 300 times a night and significantly increases the risk of suffering a heart attack or stroke.
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I must say Charlie u truly are the guardian of Yawneth !!! Ensuring people remain informed!
Great work! UV would be proud
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
A sleep half as deep and plentiful as Ultraviolet's is a rewarding sleep indeed Mr. BC.I must say Charlie u truly are the guardian of Yawneth !!! Ensuring people remain informed!
Great work! UV would be proud
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YOU wrote:
Mr Big Cat wrote: Aren't you tired? We should get some sleep!!!
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Tiny luminous rays from a digital alarm clock can be enough to disrupt the sleep cycle even if you do not fully wake. The light turns off a "neural switch" in the brain, causing levels of a key sleep chemical to decline within minutes.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Awful news!Tiny luminous rays from a digital alarm clock can be enough to disrupt the sleep cycle even if you do not fully wake. The light turns off a "neural switch" in the brain, causing levels of a key sleep chemical to decline within minutes.
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Almost page two! Had to wake up early on a Sunday to prevent a slip.
Bloody bakers.
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I am very proud of Charlie, he has kept the standard of yawn at the highest level, regrettably because I am undercover at the moment I can no longer contribute like I used to, it's no joke coming home to a bedsit every night covered in flour, but its the job I have to do to get close to the target, praise Yawneth that I have the strength to complete the mission.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
UV you are missed at Yawn HQ.I am very proud of Charlie, he has kept the standard of yawn at the highest level, regrettably because I am undercover at the moment I can no longer contribute like I used to, it's no joke coming home to a bedsit every night covered in flour, but its the job I have to do to get close to the target, praise Yawneth that I have the strength to complete the mission.
Kriss and I will continue to burn Greggs Iced Fingers until your return.
Plus, as the HQ is an old building, it saves a little on the heating.
Thinking of the bills in these hard economic times and all that.
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