The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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I'm actually new to the whole alliance thing can you please give me the basic requirements?
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Love this
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
A new movement has begun, that revolves around the power of the yawn! To be a member is easy, you just have to enjoy your sleep!!
'But why should I join?!?!' I hear you cry!
Well ever been attacked at an anti social hour, found yourself delaying going to sleep as a result of constant attacks?!? Well that my friends just isn't on! We neeeeeed sleep! We must work together to stop these people from interrupting our nap times!!!
TOGETHER WE CAN
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
How do I joinA new movement has begun, that revolves around the power of the yawn! To be a member is easy, you just have to enjoy your sleep!!
'But why should I join?!?!' I hear you cry!
Well ever been attacked at an anti social hour, found yourself delaying going to sleep as a result of constant attacks?!? Well that my friends just isn't on! We neeeeeed sleep! We must work together to stop these people from interrupting our nap times!!!
TOGETHER WE CAN
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Charlie, looks like u will have lots of inductions to get on with ....
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I would join but it's bedtime yawwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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The snow is down, the cold is in, a great day to wrap up in your quilt and sleep it off!
Yawneth be praised. -
Well I'm asleezzzzzzzzzzz...
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Hmmmmm.
Many, many new applicants for the Yawn. So many applicants, so little time to snooze.
At least Kriss and I may have someone to hire that can tidy up the offices around here.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
I would do that so long as it doesn't cut into my naptime.Hmmmmm.
Many, many new applicants for the Yawn. So many applicants, so little time to snooze.
At least Kriss and I may have someone to hire that can tidy up the offices around here.
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Hyena wrote:
Fear not!!! The offices are fully equipped with state of the art napping apparatus ...Charlie Seiga wrote:
I would do that so long as it doesn't cut into my naptime.Hmmmmm.
Many, many new applicants for the Yawn. So many applicants, so little time to snooze.
At least Kriss and I may have someone to hire that can tidy up the offices around here.
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Plus, UV has finally let us change the Yawn Towers dress code for "the help".
Praise be! Gone are the cowboy boots and ass-less chaps!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
About time... The boots were a nightmare to take off before sleepPlus, UV has finally let us change the Yawn Towers dress code for "the help".
Praise be! Gone are the cowboy boots and ass-less chaps!
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Iron Tiger wrote:
When offered a dognut what do you say?Well I'm asleezzzzzzzzzzz...
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
That's a relief do you have robot vacuums so I can sleep while I clean?Hyena wrote:
Fear not!!! The offices are fully equipped with state of the art napping apparatus ...Charlie Seiga wrote:
I would do that so long as it doesn't cut into my naptime.Hmmmmm.
Many, many new applicants for the Yawn. So many applicants, so little time to snooze.
At least Kriss and I may have someone to hire that can tidy up the offices around here.
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Hyena wrote:
No, of course not as they're waaaay too loud.Mr Big Cat wrote:
That's a relief do you have robot vacuums so I can sleep while I clean?Hyena wrote:
Fear not!!! The offices are fully equipped with state of the art napping apparatus ...Charlie Seiga wrote:
I would do that so long as it doesn't cut into my naptime.Hmmmmm.
Many, many new applicants for the Yawn. So many applicants, so little time to snooze.
At least Kriss and I may have someone to hire that can tidy up the offices around here.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Bumping into stuff tooHyena wrote:
No, of course not as they're waaaay too loud.Mr Big Cat wrote:
That's a relief do you have robot vacuums so I can sleep while I clean?Hyena wrote:
Fear not!!! The offices are fully equipped with state of the art napping apparatus ...Charlie Seiga wrote:
I would do that so long as it doesn't cut into my naptime.Hmmmmm.
Many, many new applicants for the Yawn. So many applicants, so little time to snooze.
At least Kriss and I may have someone to hire that can tidy up the offices around here.
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But I have ear plugs, a hammock and eye mask. The robots could work below me and I could sleeeeeepppppp.........zzzzzzzzzzzz. Oh sorry dropped off for a minute.
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UV has hired Helga the cleaner for household tasks so the robotic replacements might not be welcomed. She's a lovely old dear and it would break his heart letting her go.
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Perhaps hyena could work The way up through the ranks... Perhaps a Horlicks marking apprentiship would be good?
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What about writing witty remarks on eye masks?
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Huh? What? Sorry, I was asleep.Iron Tiger wrote:
When offered a dognut what do you say?Well I'm asleezzzzzzzzzzz...
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Finished nap another booked for 5 minutes time. Who wants hot chocolate?Perhaps hyena could work The way up through the ranks... Perhaps a Horlicks marking apprentiship would be good?
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YOU wrote:
Oh well left everything out for you. Back to bed. ZzzzzzzMr Big Cat wrote:
Finished nap another booked for 5 minutes time. Who wants hot chocolate?Perhaps hyena could work The way up through the ranks... Perhaps a Horlicks marking apprentiship would be good?
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Hmmmmmmm.............
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Please can i join?
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Horlicks or Oveltine only I'm afraid for most of us. Chocolate is a tad of a grey area as it can be used as a srimulant.
Mr. BC, opinion??
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
There is c(censored) in the old choc...Horlicks or Oveltine only I'm afraid for most of us. Chocolate is a tad of a grey area as it can be used as a srimulant.
Mr. BC, opinion??
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Miss-spelt "stimulant" too.
Too cold to type.
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Hmmmmm the hot chocolate debate is something I haven't encountered for a while... I advise against it as in my opinion the risk associated with chocolate consumption is too great. However, I am aware that some worshipers of yawn swear by hot chocolate... Unconventional be their means but results can sometime speak for themselves
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