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The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!

• N_O_O_B Dec 11, 2011

  I'll join
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Dec 12, 2011

  All these vendetta topics are providing a lot of intresting sleeping material. Yaaaawn indeed
• Charlie Seiga Dec 13, 2011

  If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
• Ultraviolet Dec 13, 2011

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
  

  Better still don't even get up, sleep on it.
• Charlie Seiga Dec 13, 2011

  Ultraviolet wrote:

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
  

  Better still don't even get up, sleep on it.

  Hmmmmmmmmm bedsores
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Dec 13, 2011

  Afternoon nap ftw
• Ultraviolet Dec 13, 2011

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  Ultraviolet wrote:

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
  

  Better still don't even get up, sleep on it.

  Hmmmmmmmmm bedsores

  No bedsores Charlie, I have a maid who turns me.
• thezeldafan Dec 13, 2011

  Good an alliance that gives me a chance to sleep when I can and not have to stay up so long protecting ma turf
• Ultraviolet Dec 14, 2011

  Lots of noobies reading this post, welcome, this is the most relaxing forum, your lucky I can be bothered writing this as it's wasting precious bed time.
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Dec 14, 2011

  Ultraviolet wrote:

  Lots of noobies reading this post, welcome, this is the most relaxing forum, your lucky I can be bothered writing this as it's wasting precious bed time.
  

  You have earned such a rest UV. Try to relax, I'm sending some camomile your way buddy
• Charlie Seiga Dec 14, 2011

  Extra fluffy slippers with the floppy ears that you like are in the post.
• Ultraviolet Dec 15, 2011

  Many thanks operator and Charlie, the tea is very relaxing and the bunny slippers fit a treat, wonder what the bakers are getting for Xmas? Non stick pans maybe, lol
• Lacoric Dec 15, 2011

  Invites plz
• Ultraviolet Dec 16, 2011

  Kerry katona, is she a bakers moll? I ask because she used to front Iceland, plus I reckon she would love a giant sausage roll first thing in the morning!
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Dec 16, 2011

  Ultraviolet wrote:

  Kerry katona, is she a bakers moll? I ask because she used to front Iceland, plus I reckon she would love a giant sausage roll first thing in the morning!
  

  I'd say!
• Charlie Seiga Dec 17, 2011

  Glad that Paris airport is opening, it'll give us a chance to go stamp out breakfast pastries.
• randombloke Dec 17, 2011

  Ultraviolet wrote:

  Kerry katona, is she a bakers moll? I ask because she used to front Iceland, plus I reckon she would love a giant sausage roll first thing in the morning!
  

  Yeah she must be. Her and Nigella too. They offered me a Bombay Roll the other day. The cheek!!!
• Charlie Seiga Dec 17, 2011

  Wow. I am shocked at this. I've never known Kerry to offer food to anyone.
• 🇩🇪HEIL卍HITLER🇩🇪 Dec 17, 2011

  Invite me please
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Dec 18, 2011

  AAIN wrote:

  Invite me please
  

  Do you like pastys?
• randombloke Dec 18, 2011

  Yeah I know Charlie. Her baps were substandard and all.
• Charlie Seiga Dec 18, 2011

  Her baps used to be cracking
• Ultraviolet Dec 18, 2011

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  Her baps used to be cracking
  

  Guess it's gravity, everything drops eventually, even nigellas will drop! By the way kerrys had her baps reduced, she keeps the offcuts in a biscuit tin top of the wardrobe.
• xEGxGSRxRACERx Dec 18, 2011

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  A new movement has begun, that revolves around the power of the yawn! To be a member is easy, you just have to enjoy your sleep!!

  'But why should I join?!?!' I hear you cry!

  Well ever been attacked at an anti social hour, found yourself delaying going to sleep as a result of constant attacks?!? Well that my friends just isn't on! We neeeeeed sleep! We must work together to stop these people from interrupting our nap times!!!

  TOGETHER WE CAN
  

  I want in
• $RichCapo$ Dec 19, 2011

  That's crazy! I'm going to sleep right noooooooowwwwwww *yawn*
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Dec 19, 2011

  Monday morning should be banned
• randombloke Dec 19, 2011

  Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:

  Monday morning should be banned
  

  I agree. Let's lobby our MP and see if we can get a new day in there that is more amenable to our movement. What would we could call it?
• 🐕Travdog70🐕 Dec 19, 2011

  Sleepday Yawnday Napday Restsday Dreamday
• Charlie Seiga Dec 20, 2011

  Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:

  Monday morning should be banned
  

  Same applies to Tuesday's me thinks.
• Mr Big Cat Dec 20, 2011

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:

  Monday morning should be banned
  

  Same applies to Tuesday's me thinks.

  Could we not ban mornings in general? I'm sure UV has addressed this issue previously and made some head way with the idea in the houses of parliament

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