The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Can i join this? Have turf where theres tons of other ones and dont want to get attacked alot.
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blubber wrote:
A cash donation made out to me will ease your conscience and then you may sleep, and yes, the higher the amount the deeper the sleep.please let me get my sleep💤💤💤💤💤💤
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Has anyone seen krissharm about?
Maybe he's just hibernating somewhere -
dr p wrote:
He's about, his been in, out. Been in, out.Has anyone seen krissharm about?
Maybe he's just hibernating somewhereGenerally shaking it all about.
And called "The Operator" now.
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No bakers here! They disguise with meat, terrible
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Add me plz
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lolomgwtfbbq wrote:
Add me plz
Social security number first please!
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I just had a large fright, and I need an answer. I believe it can only be answered here. Can these evil dough punchers spread their evil in any way? I was just attacked by someone named muffin man, and for some reason I could not lose the image of a walking muffin with terrible eyes. He was on strings, much like a marionette, and he danced a grotesque river dance. Then he looks at me, and I have to force him out of my mind, but I can feel him always right behind my eyes. Waiting. Watching with confectioner eyes of hatred.
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Ꭲweek wrote:
The evil bakers will always attempt to spread their evil in any way they can. Buy one get one free a greggs, hiding baked products in party food "go on have a sausage roll" but the worst is to give you nightmares, to destroy your sleep is the goal!I just had a large fright, and I need an answer. I believe it can only be answered here. Can these evil dough punchers spread their evil in any way? I was just attacked by someone named muffin man, and for some reason I could not lose the muffin with terrible eyes. He was on strings, much like a marionette, and he danced a grotesque river dance. Then he looks at me, and I have to force him out of my mind, but I can feel him always right behind my eyes. Waiting. Watching with confectioner eyes of hatred.
Drink plenty of water to wash out your system in case if baked products, avoid the dreadful c drink with the c ingredient, and make sure you attempt a nap whenever possible! -
Thanks for the great advice! Going to the tap now, and followed by a warm bed.
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Ꭲweek wrote:
Hmm tweek you may have been attacked by one of the bakers secret weapons, code name .... Matchstick eye... As far as we can gather from our field agents this is a mind control gadget, beamed at a target it allows the TBS to send nightmares, too scared to fall asleep the target is soon a gibbering wreck, and might resort to propping their eyelids open with matchsticks, a remedy? Well just hope they turn it on someone else! Sorry about the lack of a positive solution but we are working on a jamming device.Thanks for the great advice! Going to the tap now, and followed by a warm bed.
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I wish to join :)
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Yaaawn...I wanna join but let's wait till after nap time to add me plz...I don't want a notification waking me up :) k thx bi
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Yawn🌙💤💤💤 please invite me
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👉🌹how🌹👈 can i help?
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dark avenger5 wrote:
Sleep.👉🌹how🌹👈 can i help?
Just sleep.
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XxGhostxX7 wrote:
I like your styleYaaawn...I wanna join but let's wait till after nap time to add me plz...I don't want a notification waking me up :) k thx bi
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A yeah later and this is still going strong. I like it. We should let the world know about this! But... *yawn* maybe another time... 😔💤💤
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Year* blast you auto correct. *yawn*
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Mr. carson wrote:
The movement is going strong indeed, this is thanks to all here who oversee it, and not forgetting the back room boys who are developing better ways to sleep, oh and the black ops team who have infiltrated the TBS risking death by pie (shudder) so yes cheers everybody :-)A yeah later and this is still going strong. I like it. We should let the world know about this! But... *yawn* maybe another time... 😔💤💤
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Some of our members have asked me to elaborate upon the fate called "Death by pie", you are a macabre lot! The unfortunate Yawn member upon being discovered by the Bakers would be tied to a chair, his nose clamped tight, then force fed pies, cakes, bread! This would continue till pasty faced he would collapse unconscious!. Then a bread van would pull up outside our headquarters, and they throw him out, we would find him in the street a terrible mess, sometimes they cover him in a large crust and we have to poke it off him with a stick!.
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*YAWWWWN* i hate being attacked at nap time, i wanna join!!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
A terrible fate!Some of our members have asked me to elaborate upon the fate called "Death by pie", you are a macabre lot! The unfortunate Yawn member upon being discovered by the Bakers would be tied to a chair, his nose clamped tight, then force fed pies, cakes, bread! This would continue till pasty faced he would collapse unconscious!. Then a bread van would pull up outside our headquarters, and they throw him out, we would find him in the street a terrible mess, sometimes they cover him in a large crust and we have to poke it off him with a stick!.
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Indeed.Ultraviolet wrote:
A terrible fate!Some of our members have asked me to elaborate upon the fate called "Death by pie", you are a macabre lot! The unfortunate Yawn member upon being discovered by the Bakers would be tied to a chair, his nose clamped tight, then force fed pies, cakes, bread! This would continue till pasty faced he would collapse unconscious!. Then a bread van would pull up outside our headquarters, and they throw him out, we would find him in the street a terrible mess, sometimes they cover him in a large crust and we have to poke it off him with a stick!.
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i think mr.BigCat deserves a round of applause for creating "The Yawn Movement". BRAVO!!
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No that's far too much noise. A quiet ripple or a slightly stifled yawn at the most I think.
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omg im so sorry... i forgot the golden rule: stay quiet. its just that ive been hybrinating for soooo long, i have all this... hunger... for the bakers... i will eat every last bit of their pie for the sake of the Yawn. nobody shall suffer death by pie ever again... except me. goodbye my friends...
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Appalooza wrote:
Easy now, get a warm glass of milk and sleep on your decisionomg im so sorry... i forgot the golden rule: stay quiet. its just that ive been hybrinating for soooo long, i have all this... hunger... for the bakers... i will eat every last bit of their pie for the sake of the Yawn. nobody shall suffer death by pie ever again... except me. goodbye my friends...
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Appalooza wrote:
"Hybrinating?" Did someone brine you while you were hibernating, or maybe they brined & hyphenated you?omg im so sorry... i forgot the golden rule: stay quiet. its just that ive been hybrinating for soooo long, i have all this... hunger... for the bakers... i will eat every last bit of their pie for the sake of the Yawn. nobody shall suffer death by pie ever again... except me. goodbye my friends...
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Mystery wrote:
Thanks mystery, it's nice to know you still read all about our struggles with sleep, hope your getting a restful one too.Appalooza wrote:
"Hybrinating?" Did someone brine you while you were hibernating, or maybe they brined & hyphenated you?omg im so sorry... i forgot the golden rule: stay quiet. its just that ive been hybrinating for soooo long, i have all this... hunger... for the bakers... i will eat every last bit of their pie for the sake of the Yawn. nobody shall suffer death by pie ever again... except me. goodbye my friends...
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