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Anyway I've noticed dregs are really pushing the baked products in the newspapers, all I can say tell you is don't trust the crust, if you tempted repeat that mantra .... Don't trust the crust....
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Amen Ultra!Anyway I've noticed dregs are really pushing the baked products in the newspapers, all I can say tell you is don't trust the crust, if you tempted repeat that mantra .... Don't trust the crust....
Every day on my way to work I walk past a Dregs and every day I pity the poor people in there.
Not just the staff, the customers too. Being subjected to the heavy pasty and the stodgy baked goods.
Not for me I'm afraid, praise the yawn!
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Amen to that Charlie! It must be hell on earth to work there, breathing in all that flour, must reduce life expectancy a lot, imagine coming home to your loved one bringing back squashed pasties and other rejected mouldy products! I feel sorry for the kids having to eat that rubbish, sigh....
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And you'd always have a slight smell of gravy too
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
That's one of the ways you can detect a baker, they often use gravy browning as a false tan!And you'd always have a slight smell of gravy too
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And iced buns as fashion accessories.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Oh and clothing made from flour sacks, lol.And iced buns as fashion accessories.
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And live in giant Gingerbread houses
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Down with dregs
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And Sayers.
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Do your think David dickinsons a baker? He must apply a box of Bisto to his face every morning!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
He has been under the watchful eye for some time now. His Bargain Hunt buddy too. Although it would appear I have lost the file with his name on....Do your think David dickinsons a baker? He must apply a box of Bisto to his face every morning!
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Dale Winton too.
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The amount of cookery programmes on as it's Christmas is madness. So many bakers masquerading as chefs.
Nigella was rubbing butter over her buns for ages in one show.....
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
I might be inclined to let nigella off on that one. Do you have a copy so I can make my own mind up on that one please?The amount of cookery programmes on as it's Christmas is madness. So many bakers masquerading as chefs.
Nigella was rubbing butter over her buns for ages in one show.....
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YOU wrote:
Purely to protect the other yawners that is...Charlie Seiga wrote:
I might be inclined to let nigella off on that one. Do you have a copy so I can make my own mind up on that one please?The amount of cookery programmes on as it's Christmas is madness. So many bakers masquerading as chefs.
Nigella was rubbing butter over her buns for ages in one show.....
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I did have it on tape but it somehow became very worn...
Same with the one where she kept blabbing on about her big juicy melons.
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I do have the one where she keeps her jugs iced for the effect it has on her guests when she serves the cordial.
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randombloke wrote:
Hmm? I feel that in my opinion I should perhaps see that particular tape, could you post it? Plain brown wrapping please.I do have the one where she keeps her jugs iced for the effect it has on her guests when she serves the cordial.
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Just had the Christmas one on.
Cooked a goose.
Kept going on how she loves a good old fashion plucking before a long, slow, roasting.
Mentioned how it's nicer to have your local butcher do the manual work for you although it's not often the plump old bird gets plucked by a stranger.
The goose that is.
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Rachel Allen is yapping on about her big succulent juicy breasts now on her Christmas lunch.
I fell off my chair.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
I sence an attraction here Charlie, I hope you not tempted by the dark side, I myself am not tempted by Jamie Oliver one bit!Rachel Allen is yapping on about her big succulent juicy breasts now on her Christmas lunch.
I fell off my chair.
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Youve taught me better than that Ultra.
I was shocked at the blatant disregard for the flaunting of baking skills on tv at such an early hour.
After all, there could be kids watching and we don't want them being led astray.
And Jaimes a twonk.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Sure. You should see the lok on her guests' faces. They are really impressed!!!randombloke wrote:
Hmm? I feel that in my opinion I should perhaps see that particular tape, could you post it? Plain brown wrapping please.I do have the one where she keeps her jugs iced for the effect it has on her guests when she serves the cordial.
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It's probably cracking cordial.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
I think it may be more the service CharlieIt's probably cracking cordial.
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randombloke wrote:
She is one of the bakers greatest assets, flaunting her juicy plump goods for all the impressionable members to see, I for one will rise to the challenge and will search for counter measures for the greater good!Charlie Seiga wrote:
I think it may be more the service CharlieIt's probably cracking cordial.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Make sure you watch as many tapes as you canrandombloke wrote:
She is one of the bakers greatest assets, flaunting her juicy plump goods for all the impressionable members to see, I for one will rise to the challenge and will search for counter measures for the greater good!Charlie Seiga wrote:
I think it may be more the service CharlieIt's probably cracking cordial.
See if you can switch her to a double agent, her assets could be useful. -
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