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The TBS's greatest weapon - Xmas pudding! Beware all you sleepyheads, eating one of these babies will keep you up all night as your stomach tries to digest the heavy sweet.
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This time of year is wonderful. Nothing is better than polishing off a nice glass of eggnog and then having yourself a nice couch nap. The kind of couch nap where the sun is coming in through the windows and warms you properly, and game shows or infomercials are on the TV.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Right again UV.The TBS's greatest weapon - Xmas pudding! Beware all you sleepyheads, eating one of these babies will keep you up all night as your stomach tries to digest the heavy sweet.
Then the International TBS get in with Stollen and Panettone which can only spell a dried fruit disaster waiting to happen.
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Sad news today fellow Yawners.
A comedy legend, Mr Bob Mortimer, is a baker.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
How did you come across this info?Sad news today fellow Yawners.
A comedy legend, Mr Bob Mortimer, is a baker.
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Twatter!Charlie Seiga wrote:
How did you come across this info?Sad news today fellow Yawners.
A comedy legend, Mr Bob Mortimer, is a baker.
And bloody tell people when you change your name as it would appear that Giles (the Yawns PR officer) has forgotten to pass on the memo.
Again.
The whole "pay peanuts, get monkeys" rings true here as Giles is ex PG Tips. He was the one pushing the piano up the stairs.
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Needed a change.... But still like sleep.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Never did like him, and that vic reeves, is he the bowl licker?Sad news today fellow Yawners.
A comedy legend, Mr Bob Mortimer, is a baker.
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Not had reported news as of yet but I would assume so as they always go in pairs.
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Invite
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Sir Slap Dat Ho wrote:
Wow. With an offer like that who could refuse?Invite
Standard procedure then I think for you Mr. Prozzieslapper.
We will need your Bank details, Social security number, home address, mother maiden name and a photocopy of your left hand.
Once sent to the Yawns off shore account then you will be put under consideration for membership.
Good luck! 😄
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YOU wrote:
Oh yeah, forgot to ask for two warmed mugs of Cravendale for Mr. BC and Ultra if you could.Sir Slap Dat Ho wrote:
Wow. With an offer like that who could refuse?Invite
Standard procedure then I think for you Mr. Prozzieslapper.
We will need your Bank details, Social security number, home address, mother maiden name and a photocopy of your left hand.
Once sent to the Yawns off shore account then you will be put under consideration for membership.
Good luck! 😄
Cheers 😄
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Tried to photocopy his left and right hand but they were unusually swollen??
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Hmmmmm. Could be a sign of bakers hands??Tried to photocopy his left and right hand but they were unusually swollen??
Did they appear as if either palm could knead a good dough? Faint wiff of wholemeal from the nail beds?
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Just a bit of what looks like whipped cream on the palm ?
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dv8 wrote:
There is a substance....... but it smells a tad like kitchen solvent........Just a bit of what looks like whipped cream on the palm ?
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The best thing about strike action is having a day off for a long snooze.
I'm not striking, I'm using it as a day off excuse.
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Bloody hell Charlie, if you are a civil servant you are a master of the yawn
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Wish I was, I'm just an opportunist for a sneaky lie-in.
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I have a sore throat, disabling my Yawn powers to almost nothing!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
As always sleep will help fix it!I have a sore throat, disabling my Yawn powers to almost nothing!!
Get well soon Charlie -
Tried to shout at a customer service rep, voice kept cutting out. Sounded a right twonk on the blower.
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Charlie now your in my neck of the woods fancy a sleepover? Bring your jim jams and your snuggie, oh Kriss your invited too, it'll be fun.
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Yaaawn... Best nights sleep in ages knowing UV is about
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Any sleepy DVDs you want bringing over?Charlie now your in my neck of the woods fancy a sleepover? Bring your jim jams and your snuggie, oh Kriss your invited too, it'll be fun.
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List so far;
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleeping with the enemy
Sleeping beauty
Insomnia
Awakenings
Sleeper
Chasing sleep
Nightmare on elm street
Sleepers -
Bring them all mate, you've got a good selection there, Sleeping beauty stands out as a favourite , we don't want any horrors to keep us awake! Horlicks all round cheers!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Woah woah woah.... One of them looks a bit anti sleep.List so far;
Sleepless in Seattle
Sleeping with the enemy
Sleeping beauty
Insomnia
Awakenings
Sleeper
Chasing sleep
Nightmare on elm street
Sleepers
Thank you for the invite uv -
I hope your not referring to sleepless in Seattle. I just love that film 😢
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