The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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dv8 wrote:
We made him hang our coats up and make tea.So your to blame ultra! It's ok just glad your back Charlie and kriss have been looking after me
Kriss sent him over to the local Halfords to ask for a "long stand".
He was gone for three days.
Bloody well came back with my left handed screw driver though, the cocky sod.
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Did he manage to get a bucket of steam and a bubble for your spirit level?
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💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
Tin of striped paint?Did he manage to get a bucket of steam and a bubble for your spirit level?
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Invite me plz, I enjoy sleep
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Solar powered torch? Inflatable dart boards??💩💩RudgicuS💩💩 wrote:
Tin of striped paint?Did he manage to get a bucket of steam and a bubble for your spirit level?
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Glass hammer?
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Chocolate fire guard??
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Add me to the yawn too please. Yawn.
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Still dont know what my position is in the yawn movement? Hope Mr BC is sleeping on it, meanwhile while I was incarcerated I had a great idea to benefit our members, a dream interperation service, yes tell me your dreams or nightmares and we will try to find meanings in them.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Well Ultra, it's like this..Still dont know what my position is in the yawn movement? Hope Mr BC is sleeping on it, meanwhile while I was incarcerated I had a great idea to benefit our members, a dream interperation service, yes tell me your dreams or nightmares and we will try to find meanings in them.
Im walking down the street (acting) as a dinosaur; people were running, screaming & running for cover I'm that good. Then, I enter my kitchen to find Dave Benson Phillips eating Frosties with a band of monkey pirates.
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Hmm? Well Charlie seems to indicate your friends think your a bit old fashioned and reluctant to try new things, also the monkeys are a sign of playfulness, just means you like a laugh at breakfast!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
I always hope that your position in the yawn movement is spread eagled snoring your head off and dreaming of ways to foil the evil bakery ways.Still dont know what my position is in the yawn movement? Hope Mr BC is sleeping on it, meanwhile while I was incarcerated I had a great idea to benefit our members, a dream interperation service, yes tell me your dreams or nightmares and we will try to find meanings in them.
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randombloke wrote:
Yes Random like that position very much, spreadeagled under the thickest of duvets.Ultraviolet wrote:
I always hope that your position in the yawn movement is spread eagled snoring your head off and dreaming of ways to foil the evil bakery ways.Still dont know what my position is in the yawn movement? Hope Mr BC is sleeping on it, meanwhile while I was incarcerated I had a great idea to benefit our members, a dream interperation service, yes tell me your dreams or nightmares and we will try to find meanings in them.
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Well done Kriss, with all that nasty fat in them hope you burnt them well away from the house!
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What did you do with the pastry pork mountain afterwards??????
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Uv I had a strange dream last night- It was snowing and I came across this snowman, so well this is odd as I pulled out my old man and started to wee on him, I couldn't stop and the piss fully melted him What could it mean.
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dv8 wrote:
You have an unnatural fear of the number pi.Uv I had a strange dream last night- It was snowing and I came across this snowman, so well this is odd as I pulled out my old man and started to wee on him, I couldn't stop and the piss fully melted him What could it mean.
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dv8 wrote:
This is a dream of revenge, didn't you just have problems with a person called snowhound? Obviously subconsciously you want to piss on him.Uv I had a strange dream last night- It was snowing and I came across this snowman, so well this is odd as I pulled out my old man and started to wee on him, I couldn't stop and the piss fully melted him What could it mean.
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Or as its proper number "π" if your fussy.
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CityOfTreesMan keeps attacking me during my hours of sleep!!! Who wants to join my vendetta to show this guy sum respect for our sleep!!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Charlie don't mention pie on here you'll give us all nightmares!Or as its proper number "π" if your fussy.
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Thanks for your insight UV, yes you right.
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Latest sleep facts .....
Sleeping acts as a soothing balm to tale the sting out of bad memories, the dip in stress hormones allows the brain to work through bad experiences. -
Robz wrote:
YaaaawwwwnnnnnnCityOfTreesMan keeps attacking me during my hours of sleep!!! Who wants to join my vendetta to show this guy sum respect for our sleep!!!
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krissharm wrote:
😹😹 👍👍All these new players starting posts are keeping me up, SHUT UP!!!
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Now.
As its the season of Christmas and we are all going to be tempted by the baked goods available, are we all still going to the annual mince pie burning outside of the Mr. Kipling head office in Barnsley on the 15th December??
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Hell yeahNow.
As its the season of Christmas and we are all going to be tempted by the baked goods available, are we all still going to the annual mince pie burning outside of the Mr. Kipling head office in Barnsley on the 15th December??
But remember last year when an infiltrator turned up with c.... C..... C..... Cof.... Well you know, just remember to be extra vigilant this year. -
krissharm wrote:
I remember it well for I was just a young yawner back then and blissfully unawares of the evils being pedalled in that flask.Charlie Seiga wrote:
Hell yeahNow.
As its the season of Christmas and we are all going to be tempted by the baked goods available, are we all still going to the annual mince pie burning outside of the Mr. Kipling head office in Barnsley on the 15th December??
But remember last year when an infiltrator turned up with c.... C..... C..... Cof.... Well you know, just remember to be extra vigilant this year. -
Great idea... But how do I join?
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mrhotpocket wrote:
Read all 1283 posts, the clues are all there!Great idea... But how do I join?
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