The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Suspect Uv may be held against his will by baking terrorists, this would explain a lot.
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dv8 wrote:
Shhhhhhhh.Suspect Uv may be held against his will by baking terrorists, this would explain a lot.
Sleeping.
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Add me
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Thanks everyone for the good nights sleep.
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We have word from the front line.
Tired, cold, sent mad from the icing sugar clouds that surround the TBS Headquarters, our heroic warrior Ultraviolet has sent a coded message.
It read "all is well. Send biscuits and this weeks Issue of Nuts"
If anyone can translate the hidden code in the message it's be welcomed as the only biscuits we have left are Malted Milks and they aren't everyone's favourites.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Hmmmm that will take some time to get to the bottom of. Let me sleep on itWe have word from the front line.
Tired, cold, sent mad from the icing sugar clouds that surround the TBS Headquarters, our heroic warrior Ultraviolet has sent a coded message.
It read "all is well. Send biscuits and this weeks Issue of Nuts"
If anyone can translate the hidden code in the message it's be welcomed as the only biscuits we have left are Malted Milks and they aren't everyone's favourites.
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🐯 - meoyawwwwnow
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Hi I'm back, can't talk at the moment as I'm suffering from stress after my ordeal! Will let you know all about it tomorrow praise Yawneth that I am safe.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Duuuuuuuuuudddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!Hi I'm back, can't talk at the moment as I'm suffering from stress after my ordeal! Will let you know all about it tomorrow praise Yawneth that I am safe.
And......
Er.............
Does this mean Kris and I have to vacate the Oval(tine) Office?? We still had a mega marathon game of "hide and sleep" to continue with the staff.
Kris found Jonty the Butler asleep under the stairs yesterday.
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Jonty was wearing boat shoes. Bloody boat shoes!!
What's he like.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Yawneth be praised. 💤🙏💤Hi I'm back, can't talk at the moment as I'm suffering from stress after my ordeal! Will let you know all about it tomorrow praise Yawneth that I am safe.
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Eeeerm I'm having trouble sleeping which means I'm yawning many many times....do I qualify to join?
ALL I WANT IS SLEEP! Any advice from you sleepy rested folk? -
UV debriefing ....... Two weeks ago sleepin peacefully in the new prototype cockoon (pat applied for) I was suddenly awakened by four, make that eight burly men dressed in chefs whites!, they overpowered me, ( it wasn't easy) stuck a flour sack over my head and threw me into what smelled like a bread van!.
Shocked I thought my days of kipping were numbered I can tell you, then I was marched into what I presume was baker central, strapped to a large mixing bowl I awaited my fate, sorry but due to a bad flashback I will have to continue tomorrow...... -
UV great that u are back. Yawneth has responded to our prayers.
I shall address the management of the movement. UV shall return to his rightful place but the Charlie and Kriss combination has been successful for yawn. In ever my fashion I shall sleep on it and update all in due course.
Yawners for all
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Dear Mr Big Cat, CHarlie and Kriss ran the movement really well while I was away, and if you want them to continue then it's ok with me, I'm quite content to recuperate and watch from the sidelines.
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Could Ultra come in as a supervisory role if he doesn't want to take his seat back? Although, to be quite honest, Kris and I have turned the place into a bit of a shit tip. We do need to tidy up.
Bit of an air freshen too.
I heard rumour of a maid service but she never turns up.
Or are those French-maid outfits for something else???
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ah UV at it again.... One size fits all? Surely not?!Could Ultra come in as a supervisory role if he doesn't want to take his seat back? Although, to be quite honest, Kris and I have turned the place into a bit of a shit tip. We do need to tidy up.
Bit of an air freshen too.
I heard rumour of a maid service but she never turns up.
Or are those French-maid outfits for something else???
I'm sorry to say that between punching these stupid amountif codes and napping, there isn't much time for tidying up! -
Hi well yes a supervisory role would be good especially if I could wear the French maid getup!
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I thought it was yours truth be told.........
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I see UV taking on a more supervisory role also similar to that of myself and RandomBloke... Hmmmmm.... But what fitting title do we have for him
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Meow =^.^= yawn
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Is any one awakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Debriefing 2.....
Tied to mixing bowl in TBS headquarters surrounded by eggshells and broken biscuits what was I to do?.
Next morning I awoke with aching body to be greeted by a fat bloated pasty faced baker staring at me, "here's breakfast" he said as he shoved a pile of fairy cakes under my nose, I was hungry but the sight of all the baked stuff neary made me sick, "go stick a digestive where the sun don't shine!" I bravely said, smirking he left, he came again later in the day with a plate of doughnuts but I refused, dear reader this went on for three more days! I was starving! But I refused every time, the spirit of Yawneth was within me. -
Please attack amans
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Continued....
On the fourth day the baker boss came in, I knew it was him as he had a special coat on, cunningly made with lots of pockets to hold pork pies and sausage rolls, "well Ultra you ready to give me the list of your movement contacts", " if I give you one will you at least untie me?" I had a plan you see, I knew I had to sacrifice someone for my plan to work, " guy called DV8" I blurted trying my best to look upset, " untie him hobnob he called to one of his henchmen, "we will sort out this guy but tomorrow I want the names of the rest" hah, I thought, tomorrows another day! -
That will probably explain all the unwanted attention DV8 has been getting.
Damn bakers and their fluffy puff pasty filled treats!
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What an ordeal, at least you they didn't force feed you coffee.
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Or Greggs.
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Or penis!
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So your to blame ultra! It's ok just glad your back Charlie and kriss have been looking after me
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