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Baker!!!! To the ER with you!!!!
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Ask not what your pillow can do for you! Ask what you can do for your pillow!
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dv8 wrote:
Seems someone is trying to reassure Mr. BC that the movement is in safe hands.Seems someone is trying a little too hard
If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were a baker infiltrator!
What do you think Kriss??
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Somnolent ones,
It has been a while since we last communicated. At last talk I came with disheartening news of a player whose name and invite code was detrimental to the movement. I know not what became of that player, because his name has been erased from my memory in order to provide a clear mind for deep sleep, but I digress.
Yawneth be praised! Over the last two weeks I have seen my hours of sleep/day increase dramatically. Going from a poor and inexcusable 6 hour average to a whopping 10 hour average! My mind could not be clearer, and my body could not be more refreshed.
Unfortunately, this shall not be a permanent change, due to my line of work, but the small victories must be celebrated when they happen and while they run their course. I would like to give the Great Sleepy One my gratitude for these wonderful slumberous days.
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Tweek wrote:
Happy sleep my friend!Somnolent ones,
It has been a while since we last communicated. At last talk I came with disheartening news of a player whose name and of that player, because his name has been erased from my memory in order to provide a clear mind for deep sleep, but I digress.
Yawneth be praised! Over the last two weeks I have seen my hours of sleep/day increase dramatically. Going from a poor and inexcusable 6 hour average to a whopping 10 hour average! My mind could not be clearer, and my body could not be more refreshed.
Unfortunately, this shall not be a permanent change, due to my line of work, but the small victories must be celebrated when they happen and while they run their course. I would like to give the Great Sleepy One my gratitude for these wonderful slumberous days.
Oh Charlie, perhaps a probation period is in order while we check the fingernails for flour? -
I do believe a full CSI style investigation will be in order. He does a slight hint of Pilsbury about him..........
May I suggest DCI Meadows off of ITV1's "The Bill" to lead the investigation?
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DCI Burnside and Sgt. Cryer have rocked up - Tosh is here too but he's half cut as per usual.
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I'll join pm me
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Charlie it appears that tosh had something but he is currently sleeping off a 'cold' so he will tell us later. I think burnside is busy getting himself another tan so perhaps he is off in Spain learning about the yawn....
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Huh so you think I'm a baker? Well prove my sleepy heads, you've nothing on me, UV would vouch for me if he was here.
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krissharm wrote:
Ahhh Spain. A nation that created the afternoon nap. Where all good Sunhill residents will one day end up.Charlie it appears that tosh had something but he is currently sleeping off a 'cold' so he will tell us later. I think burnside is busy getting himself another tan so perhaps he is off in Spain learning about the yawn....
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dv8 wrote:
Well sadly, he is not. Im sure he would but until Mr BC has approved of you, you remain under the watchful eye.Huh so you think I'm a baker? Well prove my sleepy heads, you've nothing on me, UV would vouch for me if he was here.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
A sleepy eye but a watchful onedv8 wrote:
Well sadly, he is not. Im sure he would but until Mr BC has approved of you, you remain under the watchful eye.Huh so you think I'm a baker? Well prove my sleepy heads, you've nothing on me, UV would vouch for me if he was here.
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krissharm wrote:
I shall continue to sleep on my judgementCharlie Seiga wrote:
A sleepy eye but a watchful onedv8 wrote:
Well sadly, he is not. Im sure he would but until Mr BC has approved of you, you remain under the watchful eye.Huh so you think I'm a baker? Well prove my sleepy heads, you've nothing on me, UV would vouch for me if he was here.
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I think that for the time being, a probationary period may be required to test his loyalty to the great Yawn of the Big Cat.
If Kriss agrees ?
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Diplomacy ... I like it.
Any thing which enables us to sleep on decisions and take our time to respond is a good thing.
For what I remember dv8 was a solid member of the movement. My concern is that at the loss of UV he appears to be mistrusting and falling off sleeping bandwagon. I shall pray to yawneth they do not pursue the way of baked goods and find solace in their pillow
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Thank you BC for placing your trust in me, at the moment I am being destroyed by 2 bakers who take great delight in calling me the r word maybe this is why my faith is failing
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The concerned laid with me only remembering early 90's rave band "Altern8" and children's keep fit program "Activ8" but never a DV8 in the movement.
Ultra must if trained him well in the field of espionage and undercover baking.
Let us all thank the Yawneth and sleep on it, on the highest thread count possible and the most comfortable available.
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dv8 wrote:
If I was closer, I would make sure they had a new hole to shove their pies in.Thank you BC for placing your trust in me, at the moment I am being destroyed by 2 bakers who take great delight in calling me the r word maybe this is why my faith is failing
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dv8 wrote:
Stay strong! Damn bakers keeping you up all night!Thank you BC for placing your trust in me, at the moment I am being destroyed by 2 bakers who take great delight in calling me the r word maybe this is why my faith is failing
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Agree with you and our leader.I think that for the time being, a probationary period may be required to test his loyalty to the great Yawn of the Big Cat.
If Kriss agrees ?
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All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own. ~Plutarch
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There's 20% off at Bensons Beds. I hope it's the headboard and a little from the height. Can't loose any of the mattress!
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Why is it so hard to sleep till 2 everyday. Those kids that go to school in the morning and the people that go to work in the morning have nothing better to do but wake me up out my slumber just do it tells me I won or lost another fight. Help me please but later I am going back to sleep.
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Me faith in Yawneth has been restored! Thanks to Charlie and Kriss, Yawn blessing to you all and may your beds always be soft.
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dv8 wrote:
Praise indeed, for faith in the Yawn is all you'll ever need.Me faith in Yawneth has been restored! Thanks to Charlie and Kriss, Yawn blessing to you all and may your beds always be soft.
That, and a good nights rest 💤
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Ultra would be proud of all of you, the legacy he has left behind is worth sleeping on.
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Nicks shit game wrote:
Amenhorlicks - better and cheaper than don points. it helps you sleep and can be made with milk, ideal for cats.......yaaaawn.........zzzzz
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Wise words from a great yawn.Expert say eating nuts and berries will extend your life, but as we at Yawneth central know, sleeping in a freshly made bed is just as good.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Wise wise wise wordsUltraviolet wrote:
Wise words from a great yawn.Expert say eating nuts and berries will extend your life, but as we at Yawneth central know, sleeping in a freshly made bed is just as good.
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