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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Always Mr. BC.Charlie... You wanna know something ?
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How is the movement? I heard greggs had a special offer on, buy one get one free. I hope you were all able to resist!
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Night shifts are not good. Perhaps a day of sleep will help!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Read the below statement ... When I write it... Might just snooze firstMr Big Cat wrote:
Always Mr. BC.Charlie... You wanna know something ?
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Charlie Seiga is now the Commissioner of Yawn. He shall be supported in this by his Ambassador of Yawneth Krissharm.
I believe this combination will see Yawn through to the 1500 post mark where your titles will be revie... Yaaaawn.... Corrr Blimey, fell asleep for a bit there.... Reviewed.
I and Random Bloke (messiah of yawn) are always available to give direction when required
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Congratuyawneth💤 to seiga and krissharm 👍
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We of the UV appreciation society demand to know what you have done with him we do not recognise these new false leaders of yours
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jolly☠rogue wrote:
Splendid BC. Astute and even handed as always. May the yawn be with them both.Congratuyawneth💤 to seiga and krissharm 👍
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dv8 wrote:
Investigations are underway into the disappearance of UV. Be sure tho that so far no members of yawn are implicated. A full pillow review is currently underway and will be followed by a pyjama search. Please all calm down as this will help you to maintain your sleep patterns.We of the UV appreciation society demand to know what you have done with him we do not recognise these new false leaders of yours
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randombloke wrote:
RB is right, we are all very saddened by the sudden disappearance of Ultra.dv8 wrote:
Investigations are underway into the disappearance of UV. Be sure tho that so far no members of yawn are implicated. A full pillow review is currently underway and will be followed by a pyjama search. Please all calm down as this will help you to maintain your sleep patterns.We of the UV appreciation society demand to know what you have done with him we do not recognise these new false leaders of yours
Kriss, RB, Mr. BC and I can only hope that after our thorough pillow fight pjyama party sleepathon we find that the TBS have nothing to do with it.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
And Wise Mr. BC, Thank you for the sleepy honour.Charlie Seiga is now the Commissioner of Yawn. He shall be supported in this by his Ambassador of Yawneth Krissharm.
I believe this combination will see Yawn through to the 1500 post mark where your titles will be revie... Yaaaawn.... Corrr Blimey, fell asleep for a bit there.... Reviewed.
I and Random Bloke (messiah of yawn) are always available to give direction when required
I can only hope that I can uphold the movements laws in the same manner as Ultra.
Yaaaawwwwnnnn.....
Right then, I'm off for commissioners nap on my nice new comfy chair.
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Knowing UV is gone is keeping me up all night could he be working under cover?
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dv8 wrote:
He did mention something about a secret (pillow) Fight Club before he left.....Knowing UV is gone is keeping me up all night could he be working under cover?
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Congratulations to you and me! Wonderful honor. Very exited. Which is dangerous, as it might stop me sleeping.
I like other members of the yawn are incredibly concerned at the loss of UV, and a full inquiry is underway. But we must remember him by using a purple pillow at least once a week. - that would be my suggestion.
Sweet dreams all. And beware the baker plots! -
Purple pillows being sold at McYawn for all. Roll up roll up. (or doze off doze off hopefully)
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This pillow is a fitting tribute to UV may we buy 24? I will embroider Ultaviolet RIP on each of them
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dv8 wrote:
By all means, I would insist on it.This pillow is a fitting tribute to UV may we buy 24? I will embroider Ultaviolet RIP on each of them
I would recommend 24 per hour you intend to sleep for extra comfort.
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...signing up for sleep. The duvet is a very good friend of mine, nothing finer than 12 hours straight!
"Oh Sleep! it is a gentle thing, beloved from pole to pole, to Mary Queen the praise be given! She sent the gentle sleep from Heaven, that slid into my soul"
Coleridge, Samuel Taylor -
Who feels that a nice warm cup of milk is needed before bed? Not too hot or you will have to wait for it to cool. That won't do. Not too much liquid though, or you'll be waking up early to empty your bladder.
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Femme Fatale wrote:
Welcome Femme, Kriss and I are still arranging the offices here at Yawn Manor so your standard issue high thread count PJs and monogrammed pillows will be in the post soon....signing up for sleep. The duvet is a very good friend of mine, nothing finer than 12 hours straight!
"Oh Sleep! it is a gentle thing, beloved from pole to pole, to Mary Queen the praise be given! She sent the gentle sleep from Heaven, that slid into my soul"
Coleridge, Samuel Taylor -
krissharm wrote:
Could not agree more!Who feels that a nice warm cup of milk is needed before bed? Not too hot or you will have to wait for it to cool. That won't do. Not too much liquid though, or you'll be waking up early to empty your bladder.
Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.
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Goddamm, since the disappearance of UV I find my sleep being effected.
Charlie and Kriss I seek guidance in the ways of yawn! My powers in sleep are not what they once were
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Can't help but feel this is a test!
You must remember to clear your mind of all non essential clutter -
Mr Big Cat wrote:
Goddamm, since the disappearance of UV I find my sleep being effected.
Charlie and Kriss I seek guidance in the ways of yawn! My powers in sleep are not what they once were
Mr. BC, a ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
May I suggest a quick power nap before challenging this day ahead. Without one, you maybe tempted by caffeine and it's evils.
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Invite please
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If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
This I like. Pure yawneth inspirationIf people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.
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krissharm wrote:
Ah Kriss tests come in many forms. Yawneth shall test u all in time. I however seek guidance from those enlightenedCan't help but feel this is a test!
You must remember to clear your mind of all non essential clutter -
Mr Big Cat wrote:
Now, blessings light on him that first invented sleep! It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak; it is meat for the hungry, drink for the thirsty, heat for the cold, and cold for the hot. It is the current coin that purchases all the pleasures of the world cheap, and the balance that sets the king and the shepherd, the fool and the wise man, even. ~Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605krissharm wrote:
Ah Kriss tests come in many forms. Yawneth shall test u all in time. I however seek guidance from those enlightenedCan't help but feel this is a test!
You must remember to clear your mind of all non essential clutter -
Seems someone is trying a little too hard
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