The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Yes that's right, I have approached them several times but they were always asleep, comes with the job I think, once you have an job on the back benches it's snooze time forever! Vote Ultraviolet now, please, the perfect job!Charlie Seiga wrote:
Could we not ban mornings in general? I'm sure UV has addressed this issue previously and made some head way with the idea in the houses of parliamentƮℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
Same applies to Tuesday's me thinks.Monday morning should be banned
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Ultraviolet will always get the vote!
All these new vendettas popping up everywhere is giving me a headache.
Good excuse for a nap.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Can we use the power of the yawn to send them away?Ultraviolet will always get the vote!
All these new vendettas popping up everywhere is giving me a headache.
Good excuse for a nap.
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Bloody hope so. The constant crying is becoming an irritant.
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We are into our final 100 before the magic 1,500 posts.
Reckon we can hit it in the next 4 days as an early Yawn gift?
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Sounds like a lot of work... Between naps
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Extra napping reccomended for all yawners to help us reach our goal!!!
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***** Public Service Announcement*****
Buy one get one free on pillows in John Lewis.
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Does the same offer apply to high tog quilts too?
Winters setting in and I don't want the cold waking me during my Inbetween-nap naps.
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It should you know. If it doesn't then we know TBS must be behind it and it must be a scam. Maybe less comfy pillows or filled with pastry or something.
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This is just not on!!! Nigella is spreading whipped cream on her buns and drizzling raspberry juice over them. Damn TBS need to be checked before this gets out of hand.
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When it gets like that it's very difficult to get things out of a hand.
The only way is to think of the Hairy Bikers and get out of wherever you are to regroup, refocus and deflect the butterbombing TBS.
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randombloke wrote:
Dammmmn RB, those bakers sure try some naughty tactics!!! If any buns were to tempt me away from yawneth it would be Nigellas !!!It should you know. If it doesn't then we know TBS must be behind it and it must be a scam. Maybe less comfy pillows or filled with pastry or something.
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Be strong my friends, this is a time of great temptation, all those mince pies and sexy bakers will lead to damnation if you give in, if you need to induge in the seasons good cheer the I recomend the mulled wine, it's great at getting you off to sleep plus it won't leave you disappointed as she leaves you without even a good bye in the morning.
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Yaaawn
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Who dares wake me from my slumber!
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Today is the day of the best sleep.
Go to bed early, get a damn good sleep and if it's a great sleep, like a really good sleep, you will surely be rewarded tomorrow. Probably mid-afternoon when you awake from the festive slumber.
I'm hoping for a Randombloke memory foam mattress and an Ultraviolet blackout curtain set this year.
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A MERRY XMAS! AND A HAPPY HOLIDAY!
Have a good one and hope Santa won't wake you all up as he falls down the chimney, and thanks everybody For all your imput on the best thread on Turf wars. :-) -
I've decorated our house in Halloween attire in a hope that it convinces Santa not to visit, ensuring a none disturbed sleep.
Can't have an elf prep & landing team waking me up like last year. I've still got one of the little buggers trapped in a cage in the shed. I thought the elf people were supposed to be cheery but he's one surly little fucker after 364 days of captivity.
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Yaaaawn! Damn I need more Xmas sleep
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Just woke up!!! Been the best Christmas EVER!! Praise yawneth for this joy. Only concern right now is cleaning up at the bottom of the chimney where Santa emptied his sack (must have been watching nigella glaze her buns). Still, another year, another sleep. Sleep well comrades!!
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I'll join
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*yaaaaaawn* invite perhaps? I can help with... with... ZzzZZzzz...
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😌💤💤
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I will join after i take a nap!
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It would appear that the festive period has produced some new followers....
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Now do these new followers have crumbs on their chins? All I'm saying is be careful who comes in the door, perhaps it's Santa, maybe it's the evil bakers! coming to steal your hopes, dreams and desires.It would appear that the festive period has produced some new followers....
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Hopes, dreams, desires, butter, flour and other assorted means for making baked items.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Yes Charlie if these new found friends of Yawneth make a move to your kitchen be very afraid.Hopes, dreams, desires, butter, flour and other assorted means for making baked items.
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They'd have very little luck in my kitchen. Since joining the Yawn I've nothing but Kettles and coco in mine.
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