The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Lol kriss that may have something to do with it, but generally Monday's are dedicated to great Yawneth anyway.
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It appears I have much to learn. I didn't know Monday was a most yawneth day.
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I think it's a personal thing kriss. Monday and Friday afternoons are particularly yawn worthy, along with the half hour or so after Sunday lunch.
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Try to get up for work at 5 am every day, now that's truly Yawnworthy!!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
UV is so modest. Says they have to be up at 5am for work. Real reason is that UV watches for baking activity at those unreasonable times. Anyone out and about at that time is obviously a baker taking instructions from their heinous syndicate!Try to get up for work at 5 am every day, now that's truly Yawnworthy!!
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Yaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnn💤 ✊
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Down with that sort of thing
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On reflection, most days are particularly yawny. Like the nap times between 9-9:30 am, 10:30-11am, 11:30-12pm, 1-2pm. 2:30-3:30 pm, 4:30-5:30 pm and then 7pm till 7am. But Monday mornings have a truly yawn like quality to them.
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Also this time of year doesn't help, waking up to dark mornings and with the nights drawing in all I want to do is hibernate.
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krissharm wrote:
Careful now!Down with that sort of thing
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Great news about Kris becoming a dad. This poses an interesting question out there for the Yawn intellectuals. Should we celebrate our birthdays with cake? Or is this bad?
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A very interesting question Random, and one that requires some thought, I personally think if the baked cake was purchased from a trusted source, for example a close family member or a non player, then it should be ok, eating a nice celebration cake is a pleasure that shouldn't be missed, but please be careful fellow yawners.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Thank you UV. Ever the fountain of decaffeinated knowledge.A very interesting question Random, and one that requires some thought, I personally think if the baked cake was purchased from a trusted source, for example a close family member or a non player, then it should be ok, eating a nice celebration cake is a pleasure that shouldn't be missed, but please be careful fellow yawners.
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Yawning at 1:50 saturday morning whilst reading the yaaawn movement post is dedication to the everlasting post of yawn..😲💤✊
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SLICER DICER wrote:
Thanks for your dedication Slicer, this is perhaps the most useful post of all, after all what would we do without the healing power of sleep?our founder, his holiness Mr Big Cat has taken an extended leave of absence to perfect his sleep technique, last time he was seen he looked about 10 years old! Such is the power of a good sleep.Yawning at 1:50 saturday morning whilst reading the yaaawn movement post is dedication to the everlasting post of yawn..😲💤✊
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The movement continues and fills me with great pride! Yawneth be praised! We will out last the bakers and show pure consistency in our commitment!
Yawwwn.
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Invite me! I'm getting attacked every night! And it's really not right waking me up because my iPods flashing messages at me!!!!
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Epic a word of advice, don't I repeat don't bring your iPod into your place of rest!, try to leave it off, it will do you no good worrying about these attacks in the night, you need a good rest so in the morning you can mob up and kick there cowardly arses!
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Holy Yawneth 900 posts on this forum! Our movement goes from strength to strength, many thanks to all our contributors, you know who you are.
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Yawneth be praised
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
It's good to know that our leader can rise from his catatonic state to gaze at our humble posts, his insights from this great sleep will be truly rewarding.Yawneth be praised
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Yawneth be praised my new boy respects the movement already, he sleeps much of the day and a lot of the night. His will is clearly strong, with the help of the yawneth movement I will continue to guide him.
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Ahh Kriss, this could be what was foretold in the great book of Yawneth " and lo there was born a boy protected from Harm, he will leads us to a new awareness of our persecutors, becoming a guiding light in our darkness" perhaps this could relate to your new baby Kriss?.
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Still sleep is much in demand and much is given, praise the yawneth!
My pondering thought today is, how does one avoid greggs when they are on every street corner? In every city and town? -
It's a difficult one this, and as it applies to all bakers shops I will try to give guidance, how can I explain it? You must imagine yourself morbidly obese, a 30 stone porker, the doctors said if you don't lose at least 5 stone your life expectance will be reduced and they can't fit a gastric band. Picture this as you waddle past greggs and any other jolly bakers, think is my life worth a Jammy doughnut? Use this picture to exercise your willpower, we all have it, develop this power and nothing is beyond you.
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All Yawners should be well read. Books are an excellent way to fall asleep.
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__Don_Line__ wrote:
Hopefully not the latest nigella Lawson, then again Phoar!!All Yawners should be well read. Books are an excellent way to fall asleep.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Well thought out....thank youIt's a difficult one this, and as it applies to all bakers shops I will try to give guidance, how can I explain it? You must imagine yourself morbidly obese, a 30 stone porker, the doctors said if you don't lose at least 5 stone your life expectance will be reduced and they can't fit a gastric band. Picture this as you waddle past greggs and any other jolly bakers, think is my life worth a Jammy doughnut? Use this picture to exercise your willpower, we all have it, develop this power and nothing is beyond you.
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Yaaawwwwwn tis late
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100 sleeps till Christmas. I need a nap to prepare.
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