The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Hi Charlie, welcome to the forum for the sleep deprived (or depraved) 100 sleeps you say? I'm going to take advantage of every one of them, is there an advent calendar for this? It would be great to open a little paper door to reveil a picture of a pillow or bed socks for the countdown to Xmas100 sleeps till Christmas. I need a nap to prepare.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Superb ideaCharlie Seiga wrote:
Hi Charlie, welcome to the forum for the sleep deprived (or depraved) 100 sleeps you say? I'm going to take advantage of every one of them, is there an advent calendar for this? It would be great to open a little paper door to reveil a picture of a pillow or bed socks for the countdown to Xmas100 sleeps till Christmas. I need a nap to prepare.
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Thanks for the welcome Ultra, I've been meaning to post for weeks and weeks, I've just been too tired to.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
You've come to the right place Charlie, all we ask from our members is to give up all cafine related products, this and abstaining from stodgy baked foods, we need you to be at the peak of fitness for the trials ahead.Thanks for the welcome Ultra, I've been meaning to post for weeks and weeks, I've just been too tired to.
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May I ask for the blessing of the yawn? Will you open my eyes to a life of much slumber and warm sunlight afternoon wake ups?
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It's never too late Zero, all are welcome, wonderful sleep, the holy cure for all, consider yourself blessed.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Ahhh! I feel both enlightened and sleepy already. I yawned whist typing.It's never too late Zero, all are welcome, wonderful sleep, the holy cure for all, consider yourself blessed.
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What have I missed then Ultra? Anything important??? I tried to read the previous posts but nodded off - no caffeine.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ah, you have stumbled upon a hidden yawn secret Charlie, the yawn thread has hidden powers, can't sleep? Stressed out by life? Want to hit your boss? All you need is to read this thread, it will induce almost instantly a sleepy state, thus lowering blood pressure and leading to a good nights sleep, clever huh.What have I missed then Ultra? Anything important??? I tried to read the previous posts but nodded off - no caffeine.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
GeniusCharlie Seiga wrote:
Ah, you have stumbled upon a hidden yawn secret Charlie, the yawn thread has hidden powers, can't sleep? Stressed out by life? Want to hit your boss? All you need is to read this thread, it will induce almost instantly a sleepy state, thus lowering blood pressure and leading to a good nights sleep, clever huh.What have I missed then Ultra? Anything important??? I tried to read the previous posts but nodded off - no caffeine.
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krissharm wrote:
Ultraviolet wrote:
GeniusCharlie Seiga wrote:
Ah, you have stumbled upon a hidden yawn secret Charlie, the yawn thread has hidden powers, can't sleep? Stressed out by life? Want to hit your boss? All you need is to read this thread, it will induce almost instantly a sleepy state, thus lowering blood pressure and leading to a good nights sleep, clever huh.What have I missed then Ultra? Anything important??? I tried to read the previous posts but nodded off - no caffeine.
I truly am blessed for finding it at last!
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Many of us who are true to the faith believe that turf wars is purely a vehicle for the Yawn movement, radical I know but we have helped many find a good nights sleep, certainly we have those who would like to disturb our nightly slumbers, TBS you know who you are, but we have procedures in place to neutralize these flour mongers, we welcome new members and donations will be very welcome, very very welcome.
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I'd be down for some sleep
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Yawneth be praise UV
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I've been asked by several members about the donations, and where do they go, as we are are open movement I will tell you, the monies are going to fund another trip to America, yes dear friends I am going to put myself in danger once again for the sake of our movement, we have a couple of female agents under cover working at Hooters in Califonia and I need to fill them in, it's gonna be hard, really hard but hey it's for the greater good, with your support ( and dollars) I will lead this Yawn movement to greater heights, speech over, now where's me slippers and cocoa.
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Invite please?
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Decarte wrote:
What do u bring to the big sleep?Invite please?
A. A pillow
B. A scrumptious pie
C. A nice warm cup of coffee? -
Yaaaaaawwwwn time is getting on. Nite nite fellow yawners
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Yeh night everyone, that Decarte guy looks to a TBS mole, in fact his name sounds too much like decaffeinated, these bakers have no imagination! Lol.
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Lots of activity on the other threads recently, thank Yawneth for this one, nice and quite so we can get some shut eye.
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krissharm wrote:
👆👆👆All of the above 👆👆👆Decarte wrote:
What do u bring to the big sleep?Invite please?
A. A pillow
B. A scrumptious pie
C. A nice warm cup of coffee? -
🔥PRagon🔥ADD ARF wrote:
You must be a bakerkrissharm wrote:
👆👆👆All of the above 👆👆👆Decarte wrote:
What do u bring to the big sleep?Invite please?
A. A pillow
B. A scrumptious pie
C. A nice warm cup of coffee? -
krissharm wrote:
Hang on there Kriss, decarte, would you be willing to donate a substantial amount of cash to fund another black ops mission to darkest America? Think carefully about this as you could become one of Yawns military leaders with all that goes with it.🔥PRagon🔥ADD ARF wrote:
You must be a bakerkrissharm wrote:
👆👆👆All of the above 👆👆👆Decarte wrote:
What do u bring to the big sleep?Invite please?
A. A pillow
B. A scrumptious pie
C. A nice warm cup of coffee? -
I've just witnessed my dog yawning! Now that is a truly respectful dog to his master and the movemen., I learn him well! Yawneth to the dogeth ✊🐶
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Well dogs don't eat bakery products, so yes they are certainly highly evolved, so dogs like cats are touched by the hand of Yawneth, praise him.
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YOU wrote:
I forgot there are such a thing as dog biscuits! Those crafty bakers are into everything!Well dogs don't eat bakery products, so yes they are certainly highly evolved, so dogs like cats are touched by the hand of Yawneth, praise him.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
He snobs his nose at those.. Only fine meats and bones👍🐶🙏YOU wrote:
I forgot there are such a thing as dog biscuits! Those crafty bakers are into everything!Well dogs don't eat bakery products, so yes they are certainly highly evolved, so dogs like cats are touched by the hand of Yawneth, praise him.
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Ah you have a truly good dog then, give him a pat from me, dog biscuits are really horrible things, dogs are never meant to eat such rubbish.
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What does everyone wear in bed if it's chilly? I tend to wear my Yawneth bed socks ,Victorian nightgown and my wee willy winky nightcap, wearing these will defeat the most severest winter, so how about you?.
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More sheets!
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