The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Sending this from an aircraft flying to Atlanta, then we go to holland, hope we don't get next to the fat guy again, I've lots to tell you when I get back.
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Safe trip UV.
Enjoy your sleep on the plane.
May the yawn be with you -
00:51 hours and I should be sleeping now...
Yaaaaaawn -
🍀333 Half Evil🍀 wrote:
Get to it, count some sheep and avoid baked products00:51 hours and I should be sleeping now...
Yaaaaaawn
Good luck, nite nite -
Sat in schipol airport, no luck sleeping on the plane sorry to say, well with your knees touching your ears, it would be!
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This is no good, stay strong, avoid the baked products, and try to cat nap where possible
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Agh I'm jet lagged, tired but can't sleep, this is terrible, I will consult with Yawneth for a solution.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
An impossible situationAgh I'm jet lagged, tired but can't sleep, this is terrible, I will consult with Yawneth for a solution.
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Brave UV. Brave brave UV. Venturing into the heart of the bakery syndicate to protect our sleep. I hope you had the trojan bun and that it was deployed cunningly (so cunningly in fact it would have been mistaken for a fox) so as to cause maximum disruption. See the sacrifice oh fellow yawners? I sleep soundly knowing UV watches over us.
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Thank you Random, you seem to know the terrors I faced for the movement, I braved many horrors to gain information about the TBS, one such one was entering a seafood diner called Bubba Gumps, imagine a whole chain of eateries based on the film Forest Gump! Some poor diners were quizzed repeatedly on the film trivia, I escaped this but had to consume vast amounts of prawns and a gigantic cookie covered with ice cream before I was allowed to leave, I will never watch Forest Gump again without knowing the nightmares this film inspired.
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Run! Run forest?
Only in my dreams, how can you feel sleepy after a run?
UV your research is brave and inspiring. Why just today I sourced a new pillow made of duck feathers it makes some bold claims, but! Only sleep will tell -
I've been saved! Today I've had the best sleep yet, having been jet lagged all week and working on the 6 to 2 pm shift I've felt like a baker in a meat factory, but praise Yawneth I've received the blessing of a good Kip now, back to my old self :-)
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Good news may you banish the C word and rest easy for years to come.
I am sure I am not alone but what further pearls of wisdom do you bring from your mission?
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Well Kriss I am still going over my notes, but I have discovered earth shattering revelations about TBS, all will be revealed soon.
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I won't wait in too much anticipation just in case it disturbs my sleep. But I look forward to your findings
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Our yawns, snores and pillow dribbles are with UV. One wonders if there is a correlation between UV's visit to TBS land and Belial's recent 'break'. Perhaps certain black ops Yawn operations took place?? perhaps we will never know.
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Actually Random your not far off in your assumsion, I did have contact with the TBS before the USA trip, they called themselves "The Men in White" I wasn't going to tell you this but I was told if I didn't cease my investigations into their movement there would be problems for me! This shocked me of course but it was then that I decided to go to the birthplace of the bakers and instigate my great plan, I can't go into detail here for obvious reasons, but I set up several sleeper cells to monitor the TBS, these covert operations are still ongoing and I'm not at liberty to disclose names at the moment, but fellow yawners sleep easy in your beds for we will knead them into submission, our motto " The Dougth shall not rise".
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randombloke wrote:
Praise Be random!!!Our yawns, snores and pillow dribbles are with UV. One wonders if there is a correlation between UV's visit to TBS land and Belial's recent 'break'. Perhaps certain black ops Yawn operations took place?? perhaps we will never know.
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Random and Kriss are now the foundations of our movement Mr Big cat, we are now in a strong position to out the dreaded bakery syndicate, praise Yawneth! Then we can all sleep easily in our comfortable beds.
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To be mentioned in the same context as such greats is humbling. Thank you, and may the yawn be with you.
Well the dawn breaks later and the sun sets earlier, it seems that even the seasons are hard at work apposing the bakers and their plots, tis a good time to remember to Yaaaaawwwwwwn -
Yaaaaawwwwn 😱
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Sssshhhh some of us are trying to sleep
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I will join
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Yawn is strong 💪. Almost 900 posts!! Keep up the good work folks. Remember that McYawn has now gone international so if ever you're abroad and fancy a kip free of TBS interference then do drop off/by.
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Good night fellow yawners. So early but, I need my sleep
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Yaaaawn! Dreaming about aliens all night, not good for quality Kippeth, I wonder if they are in league with the TBS? I've read stories about people getting abducted in the middle of the night and getting probed by these grey creatures! Strange my bum is a bit sore this morning, I wonder?.
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Was it the aliens or smoking gun taking his revenge? We all know he was secretly TBS. He tried infiltrating our movement with his spud gun but unfortunately got found out when it secreted cream. Dead give away he was TBS then.
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No I don't think Smoking had anything to do with it, he has undergone the best psychiatry money could buy, this could be one of the rumored TBS weapons I heard about in LA, in Hooters I contacted a double agent and he described a mind control system that they were experimenting with, the ability to give you nightmares!! Holy Yawneth I hope it was only a rumor.
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Today is seriously worthy of a yawn...
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Nightmares? That would ruin the Yawn!! Remember guys it's ether chocolate or cheese, but don't eat it before bed!!!
Why so yawn random? Is it the quality of threads in GD?
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