The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Just ignore him, it's another would be baker chancer, they try to infiltrate our movement now and again.
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Like coffee these people... Scares me
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Sentinel of yawn being attacked by baker! Yes folks I am being bullied by a large baker in a dispute over farmland, PM me if you want to help, this flour plower need teaching a lesson.
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The movement is powering on towards a 1000 posts! Yawneth be praised
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Thanks El Gato, yes we are indeed popular, I think the world is becoming aware of the threat to our health from those dastardly bakers, not only from the dreaded "C" but they are killing us slowly with all the fat and sugar in their cakes, ah a new slogan for our t-shirts - " Eating cakes is half baked" what do you think?.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Lol!! I love just eating the cake batter, cookie dough, or brownie mix! They are so good they don't need baking!Thanks El Gato, yes we are indeed popular, I think the world is becoming aware of the threat to our health from those dastardly bakers, not only from the dreaded "C" but they are killing us slowly with all the fat and sugar in their cakes, ah a new slogan for our t-shirts - " Eating cakes is half baked" what do you think?.
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Mystery, I worry about you, please cut down your consumtion of baked goods, too many carbs will damage you big time, bakers know this, stodgy buns and dough can slow your mental faculties, we need you to be on top form to sort out these forums.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
But they are unbaked goods! 😜Mystery, I worry about you, please cut down your consumtion of baked goods, too many carbs will damage you big time, bakers know this, stodgy buns and dough can slow your mental faculties, we need you to be on top form to sort out these forums.
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I will join. BATMAN attacks me whiel i am in happy land
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Mystery wrote:
I see what your getting at, but baked or unbaked these products are bad, when I was very young I used to watch my mother make cakes, after she had finished with the mixing bowl I used to lick it out, so I do know what it means to you, I did develop a longer tongue (comes in handy) but I also became fat,. Perhaps the motto "everything in moderation" is good here.Ultraviolet wrote:
But they are unbaked goods! 😜Mystery, I worry about you, please cut down your consumtion of baked goods, too many carbs will damage you big time, bakers know this, stodgy buns and dough can slow your mental faculties, we need you to be on top form to sort out these forums.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
I certainly agree with you, there. I don't do this often; it's probably been at least 6 months since I last had any.Mystery wrote:
I see what your getting at, but baked or unbaked these products are bad, when I was very young I used to watch my mother make cakes, after she had finished with the mixing bowl I used to lick it out, so I do know what it means to you, I did develop a longer tongue (comes in handy) but I also became fat,. Perhaps the motto "everything in moderation" is good here.Ultraviolet wrote:
But they are unbaked goods! 😜Mystery, I worry about you, please cut down your consumtion of baked goods, too many carbs will damage you big time, bakers know this, stodgy buns and dough can slow your mental faculties, we need you to be on top form to sort out these forums.
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Good for you, I'm flying to long beach Califonia in August for real, so I'll get to see what you are all eating over there, kind of a fat finding mission,Lol.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Lol! Idk, sometimes California sounds like a whole different country.Good for you, I'm flying to long beach Califonia in August for real, so I'll get to see what you are all eating over there, kind of a fat finding mission,Lol.
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I now understand being targeted in my sleep by a V, when I coundnt answer his PMs. I'll tell you more after a cat nap.
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Our development team have had a brainstorm, well one had a good dream, and a new product will be unveiled soon, ironing out a couple of problems first but this should be a best seller.
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An ipillow?
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krissharm wrote:
Better than that!An ipillow?
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iSnooze?
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Designed by team member Johnny sorebum after observing El Gato sleeping, I can now reveal the newest innovation in our search for the best sleeping experience,. 'The yawn suit', this is a full body cover, like a romper suit for kiddies but with attached hood, "big deal" I hear you say, yes but this suit is made from 2 inch thick memory foam!, took ages figuring how to stick it together, but now it's complete. So how does it work? Get this, you are in fact wearing a full mobile bed!, yep feeling tired after a hard day daydreaming? Just drop anywher on the floor and Kip, the memory foam will cushion any problems with rough surfaces, still bright daylight? No problem, pull up the special hood, noisy neighbours? Easy! ear plugs are supplied in a special pocket. This suit of Yawn, is great anywhere, cool in the summer, waterproof, and of course the 2 inch thick foam will be Cosy in the deepest snow drift, soon to be available in all good shops, have a nice day :-)
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Fantastic
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Kriss, all you need is one, it will insulate you and keep you safe as well, if any evil bakers should happen to stumble across your sleeping body and decide to kick the shit out of you, you won't feel a thing! Amazingly the foam will absorb the blows, tell you Kriss everyone will want one.
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What if they try to bake the shit out of me?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Omg, I would love this! I don't do well with ear plugs though; is there some way to add a white noise feature?...'The yawn suit', this is a full body cover, like a romper suit for kiddies but with attached hood, "big deal" I hear you say, yes but this suit is made from 2 inch thick memory foam!, took ages figuring how to stick it together, but now it's complete. So how does it work? Get this, you are in fact wearing a full mobile bed!, yep feeling tired after a hard day daydreaming? Just drop anywher on the floor and Kip, the memory foam will cushion any problems with rough surfaces, still bright daylight? No problem, pull up the special hood, noisy neighbours? Easy! ear plugs are supplied in a special pocket. This suit of Yawn, is great anywhere, cool in the summer, waterproof, and of course the 2 inch thick foam will be Cosy in the deepest snow drift, soon to be available in all good shops, have a nice day :-)
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Yes Mystery, We are thinking of increasing the hood thickness to deaden any noise, this way you could drop off just about anywhere, there may be a slight problem with people tripping over your prone body, but the new version will have LED bicycle lights attached, and will be in dayglo green or orange.
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krissharm wrote:
No mate, they won't bake you, haven't an oven big enough, then again I could be wrong!What if they try to bake the shit out of me?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
I'd like to pre-order one in green please!Yes Mystery, We are thinking of increasing the hood thickness to deaden any noise, this way you could drop off just about anywhere, there may be a slight problem with people tripping over your prone body, but the new version will have LED bicycle lights attached, and will be in dayglo green or orange.
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Right Mystery, you are top of the list, one green Yawn suit with extra foam in hood, ordered.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
I can't wait! I'd dance around but I'm too tired.Right Mystery, you are top of the list, one green Yawn suit with extra foam in hood, ordered.
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Yep, just think, no more going home really tired on those busy roads, eyes so heavy sleep is all you want to do, now with this suit just drop where you stand, supermarket, work, sidewalk, anywhere, get yourself great sleep without the hassle of going to your bed.
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Sad, sad news today Yawn members, El Gato Grande formally Mr Big Cat has officially retired! It's shocking I know, he started this thread after many sleepless nights being attacked by TSB, he has been inspirational to me and others like me with his wise words and comfort in times of trouble. I don't know if this thread can continue now without him.
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