The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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She was staring at me, a look of horror and discust on her beautiful face, I'm not that ugly I thought, no need for that!" UV leaned closer, the hot pants chafing his meaty thighs. Gun seemed to gather himself, " and then at what seemed the top of her voice she said " YOU DIRTY DIRTY BASTARD!!!!!".
"I was shocked" said Gun, " how did she know I had just had a wank of epic proportions?, fair enough the seat was damp, the window wasn't very clear, but what was wrong?. She bolted from the carriage yelling PERVERT!, I just sat there stunned," once again noticed UV Gun had started to sweat profusely, " what happened next will stay with me forever" said Gun. -
Stay tuned sleepy heads, more revelations tomorrow.
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Uv I've not been online for few days. Just catching up in forums. What's all this shit? U gay or something?
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What's said in my office is confidential Mr Gun, don't worry your revelations are just between you and I.
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What's been going on here? Is this now the parwn movement?
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No just another string to my bow Random, multitasking now, found I could help people with sleep problems, as well as my other duties for Yawn.
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Stop whining... It's helping the gun with his sleep!
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TheSmokinGun🚬🔫 wrote:
Don't disrespect the sentinel of yawn mofo.Uv I've not been online for few days. Just catching up in forums. What's all this shit? U gay or something?
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Ah glorious sleep... Shame it had to end, I wonder does the sun help the bakers? I mean it helps wake up people and it helps to grow all the ingredients for bakers products, and yet a nice lie in the sun and off to sleep you go...
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killer 66 wrote:
Excellent!Hah! I have infiltrated your camp and given you drugs! You are all but helpless, as you are unable to sleep, and can only stay awake in horror...
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My eyes! So bloodshot, comfy chair time... Gaaaa
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Have a good sleep Kriss, you deserve it, anyway it's on to my final part of guns story, hope no kiddies are reading this, it's strong stuff!!
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Let's have a recap, Smoking Gun came to me unable to sleep, after a couple of stressful sessions, it appears he had been subject to a bad trauma on a train, let's continue.........
"so you couldn't understand why the girl had screamed at you and ran out" said UV, "no" replied Gun, who was becoming upset, " well not until I looked down, there standing proudly to attention was my penis",."your what?" said UV, "penis, knob, tail end, old man, my COCK !', shouted Gun, "in the rush to pull my pants up after pleasuring myself, I had forgotten to put him away, no wonder she ran out screaming!". "so what did you do next?" inquired UV, " I stuffed him back in, and zipped up my flys, then looked through the smeary window hoping for the best", said Gun, -
"people were still getting on the train, so I thought maybe I should escape onto the platform and catch another one later, all these thing were going around in my head when in walked the girl, followed by two police officers, pointing to me she said "thats the dirty bastard who had his prick out" I tried to deny it but the officers found my wet tissues and embassed I confessed that I had indeed been wanking on the train but never intended to show the girl my tail, I was arrested and taken to the local police station" UV seeing Gun was about to breakdown tried to comfort him, " well it could happen to anybody" said UV trying to keep a straight face, "it was terrible, fingerprinted, DNA test, the lot, I was a criminal! and now I'm on the flashers register!, and this is why im having problems sleeping.
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"so can you help me sir" Gun looked like a lost puppy, "I need to get this weight off my mind, it's tearing me apart" pleaded Gun, "I've lost all interest in sex, even Kylie can't get me going", "Holy Yawneth" thought UV, he must be bad! "this is how weare going to cure you"said UV, " you will attend my new sleep seminar, you've heard the expression when you have a problem you sleep on it? Well that's what we do, aided by my friends Random and Kriss you will first spend one day cat observation, and then you will go into the floatation chamber, "tin bath out again" thought UV, "how much?" said Gun, " just £3000 a week" said UV, "I'll do it" said Gun happily shaking UVs hand, Ultraviolet couldn't wait for Mr Gun to leave, Kylies hot pants way too small had rode up his arse, wonder if they have them in XXL? he thought.
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After several weeks of the treatment we cured him of his affliction, he denies all knowledge of attending of course, and he has taken a liking to Kim Kardashian now, Kylies memory is too painful, thanks for listening everybody, even if there is only two of you.
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Yaawwwwn much better, how safe I feel with UV watching out for those dreaded bakers.
And well done to gun for getting over his 'ahem' little problem. Although you might have a new nightmare if UV was crossing and uncrossing his legs in them hotpants.
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Please invite me i need my sleep
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Ha! ha Kriss, don't worry, the gold hot pants are worn only in bed, I find pajamas are a little hot at the moment so the pants are great.
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AJ ROX x3 wrote:
AJ, may yawneth be with uPlease invite me i need my sleep
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El Gato you are spending a lot of time with Yawneth lately, don't overdose as sleep can be addictive, we worry about you.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Lol Tis true, but soon I shall be truly enlightened !!!El Gato you are spending a lot of time with Yawneth lately, don't overdose as sleep can be addictive, we worry about you.
Yawneth be praised
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Ah yes, as it says in the great book of Yawneth, chapter VI, "true understanding can only attained through sleep, study the cat for he lives free from worry and work".
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What does the book of yawnwth say about chasing flies? It seems feline behavior in this area is most stressful
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Ah, let's see?, chasing flies, is that like chasing pavements, Lol, anyway the good book says nothing about flies Kriss, guess being very busy insects, and never stopping to rest they won't be among Yawneths favorite things, perhaps that why cats chase them.
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Come to think of it I like flies! They land on the freshly baked cakes of the TBS and shit on them!, flies are our friends.
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SAD NEWS - Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Notice how a yeast infection was the cause of death. One wonders whether this was a black ops yawn operation.
Or have I said too much already?
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Shhhh! Random, walls have ears, this message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
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I shall now sleep wake up at 12:00 then bank my money then sleep till 2:00
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Kray Twins wrote:
Surely this goes against the great yawnwth guidelines?I shall now sleep wake up at 12:00 then bank my money then sleep till 2:00
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