The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Someone let the Big Cat in eh. About time you showed up ya scruffy bastage.
Now back to sleep 😴💤💤💤 -
Big Cat returned last night with a stray again.
Not fun when at three in the morning you here boxes of "Go-Cat" being poured in and around bowels just to impress some tabby floozy.
Still, at least he got to rag the ass off her shortly afterwards so it was all worth it in the end.
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Is that what that was? Explains the spray up and down the walls and the small tyre's worth of latex floating in the toilet.
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It's kida been 2 years
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randombloke wrote:
Appologies to the people's shoes by the door... Think I may have misfired and got some innocentsIs that what that was? Explains the spray up and down the walls and the small tyre's worth of latex floating in the toilet.
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It might have been Gunner Petersen's pussy, Saucy Wrigglepaws. She didn't come home last night, no sign of her till well past dawn. When she did creep in with a delicate walk, she seemed very smug. If there are kittens, Gunner will be after you for support.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
And you are the reason I for the old military footlocker.... I've still not totally gotten the smell out of my suede wolfskin shoes. They were my lucky shoes, you know how many girls I picked up with my tales of the wolf entering camp and me having to fight it off bare handed....Female Hyenas love it when we stick it to those stuck up wolves...now all it smells like is you marking your territory.... Not lucky at all... 😾randombloke wrote:
Appologies to the people's shoes by the door... Think I may have misfired and got some innocentsIs that what that was? Explains the spray up and down the walls and the small tyre's worth of latex floating in the toilet.
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Maybe it's time to take Mr BC to the vets, you know, to have him done, I don't think they use two half bricks anymore, it's quiet painless, any volunteers?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Not I.... I had to give him his worm tablet... Those scars will never heal...😿Maybe it's time to take Mr BC to the vets, you know, to have him done, I don't think they use two half bricks anymore, it's quiet painless, any volunteers?
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Oh fuck me I remember the worming issue of 2011. I thought it was awful that he ran claws down your face to get away but hilarious he carved one of those rave smiley faces on your stomach. Creative use of the belly button, but over the top to colour it yellow as well.
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Actually under health and safety we are obliged to supply full protective equipment for the transport of said moggy. You will be supplied heavy leather gloves, hard hat, welders leather apron and coat, glasses and in case of escape one 5000 volt stun gun, (hair trigger) oh and promotion to next level of Yawn of course, please hurry and decide as its mating season soon!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Isn't it Grimm's turn???Actually under health and safety we are obliged to supply full protective equipment for the transport of said moggy. You will be supplied heavy leather gloves, hard hat, welders leather apron and coat, glasses and in case of escape one 5000 volt stun gun, (hair trigger) oh and promotion to next level of Yawn of course, please hurry and decide as its mating season soon!
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Hyena wrote:
It was but he can't be found, maybe the vet will Come to yawn towers and do it in house, we do have a soundproof room, I'll check and see if Charlie's using it for his baker breaking.Ultraviolet wrote:
Isn't it Grimm's turn???Actually under health and safety we are obliged to supply full protective equipment for the transport of said moggy. You will be supplied heavy leather gloves, hard hat, welders leather apron and coat, glasses and in case of escape one 5000 volt stun gun, (hair trigger) oh and promotion to next level of Yawn of course, please hurry and decide as its mating season soon!
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Rooms all free squire.
It was being used as breaker room but after that ruddy health and safety officer came in for the annual review and Marked us all down as it wasn't conforming to all standards, bakers are broken now in the caravan out back when Suga isn't using it for his "special" times.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
I can't be found for a reason. I shan't be responsible for hobbling the cat in such a fashion. He has a memory you know. The looks he gave after his last bath were deathly ones.Hyena wrote:
It was but he can't be found, maybe the vet will Come to yawn towers and do it in house, we do have a soundproof room, I'll check and see if Charlie's using it for his baker breaking.Ultraviolet wrote:
Isn't it Grimm's turn???Actually under health and safety we are obliged to supply full protective equipment for the transport of said moggy. You will be supplied heavy leather gloves, hard hat, welders leather apron and coat, glasses and in case of escape one 5000 volt stun gun, (hair trigger) oh and promotion to next level of Yawn of course, please hurry and decide as its mating season soon!
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Yawn 💤💤💤💤💤 elbow titting makes for poor sport in a big coat.
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If I remember correctly Grimm you washed the little bastard in the washing machine! No wonder he gave you the death look.
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Putting him in the dryer was what really put him over the edge.
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The Far Side wrote:
I do believe that's what did it. He was especially cross after that. Took a swipe at me. Perhaps everyone laughing at how fuzzy his fur was didn't help the situation any. Offered him some sailor Jerry's in a saucer as consolation. Didn't seem to placate him much.Putting him in the dryer was what really put him over the edge.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
!IcyFresh🌇🌊3 wrote:
Yawn🙍💤💤💤
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Giannx wrote:
A lazy mans Yawn post, there may be potential in this one...Mr Big Cat wrote:
!IcyFresh🌇🌊3 wrote:
Yawn🙍💤💤💤
Yaaaawwwwwwnnnnnnnn
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7 days now Suga has been under sedation up on the east wing second floor Observation room and we are pleased to announce that he will be back fighting fit in a matter of hours.
To avoid another mishap like this, please, may I ask you all NOT to touch Random's "special" imported goods.
Suga ate what he thought were Morrisons cookies and then spent the next four days listening to Baby D, 2 Bad Mice and the Chipmonks before purchasing 17 boxes of glow sticks.
Please especially warn the younger yawners as they will not be aware of the hedonistic 90's that Random went through an still relieves every summer.
There's only so many times you can hear a piano breakdown before it starts to get old.
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Hyena wrote:
Lazy yawns are the best yawns friend hyena.Giannx wrote:
A lazy mans Yawn post, there may be potential in this one...Mr Big Cat wrote:
!IcyFresh🌇🌊3 wrote:
Yawn🙍💤💤💤
Yaaaawwwwwwnnnnnnnn
Yaaaaaaawwn 😴 -
Yawn... Late night yawn.
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This whole"Manhood Removal" this is getting to BC.
He's in room 792 shoot an "Art" video with Natasha Nice and two from Dexies Midnight Runners.
I just hope someone up there fixes that damn photocopier as its been on the blink since the office party of 2011.
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On the blink!
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Trigger hoof tapped that he needs the photocopier for a private project, he promised Olga a picture of his member, problem is the copier is only A4, I think he maybe needs size AO!
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How do I join.
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spotty12345 wrote:
Baker alert!!!How do I join.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Certainly appears so. Didn't bring 10 lbs of anti-flour, tried to jump to the head of the line, and blatantly ignored the clearly stated application process.spotty12345 wrote:
Baker alert!!!How do I join.
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