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The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!

• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Jan 20, 2013

  Point the would be V joiners to Irene for instructions after Trigger has "interviewed" them.
• Hyena Jan 20, 2013

  Yawwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

  It's 9:00pm and all are sleeping in the forums.

  Yawwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Jan 20, 2013

  Have the yawn instructional classes resumed?
  It's noon. Yawwwn. Must nap.
• Ultraviolet Jan 20, 2013

  The Far Side wrote:

  Have the yawn instructional classes resumed?
  It's noon. Yawwwn. Must nap.
  

  They start 1st of Feb, I would give them a miss if I was you, Trigs taking them!
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Jan 20, 2013

  Is Trigs taking them again? Good idea giving them a miss, I could use the time to nap. Yawn.
• Hyena Jan 20, 2013

  The Far Side wrote:

  Is Trigs taking them again? Good idea giving them a miss, I could use the time to nap. Yawn.
  

  I think it is a trick class. If you attend you fail. If you fail Trig has his way with you....
• Visɧɓuɱe Jan 20, 2013

  Ultraviolet wrote:

  Triggers very excited! No, Olga's bra strap hasn't broken again!, it's that we are coming to the UK in three weeks time! Yes at last I can have proper cod and chips, one of the reasons is that Trig has an audition for Britains got Talent! Seems Simon Cowell has heard of Trigs plate spinning skill and wants to see it, hmm thing is he doesnt spin them with a stick, I will leave it to your imagination what he uses, let's put it this way, you wouldn't want to eat off them later.
  

  Can you foresee any problems getting Trigs on board UV? Dressing him up as a person of the cloth perhaps?
• Charlie Seiga Jan 21, 2013

  Snow snow snow.

  That all I'm hearing about today in Yawn Towers.

  "I don't like Snow"

  "Snows awful"

  "Snow is everywhere and it's ruining my sleep"

  "If this Snow doesn't stop I won't beagle to get home"

  I dont know what your all moaning about, I loves his first album and still think "Informer" is a classic.
• Hyena Jan 21, 2013

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  Snow snow snow.

  That all I'm hearing about today in Yawn Towers.

  "I don't like Snow"

  "Snows awful"

  "Snow is everywhere and it's ruining my sleep"

  "If this Snow doesn't stop I won't beagle to get home"

  I dont know what your all moaning about, I loves his first album and still think "Informer" is a classic.
  

  Yawn, jealous, to hot, disturbing yaaaawwwwnnnn sleep. 😿
• Ultraviolet Jan 21, 2013

  It is very tricky getting a 5 ft rampant donkey through British customs Vish, but we have a cunning plan, I will be wrapping him in brown paper and taking him as luggage, a bit like taking one of those Spanish toy donkeys back with you after a wet week in Costa el Plenty, of course he will have to remain stiff at all times, no problem there, lol.
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Jan 22, 2013

  Should be fine unless the inspectors become over eager and probe for a hidden hatch to reach the treasures within.
• Hyena Jan 22, 2013

  Yawwwwnnnnnn, 17 hours between posts, the Yawwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is strong tonight....
• Pr3zzy Jan 23, 2013

  COFFEE !!!☕☕☕ yay!!!
• Visɧɓuɱe Jan 23, 2013

  Pr3zzy wrote:

  COFFEE !!!☕☕☕ yay!!!
  

  Says he looking longingly from the distance at Yawn towers.
• Hyena Jan 23, 2013

  vishbume wrote:

  Pr3zzy wrote:

  COFFEE !!!☕☕☕ yay!!!
  

  Says he looking longingly from the distance at Yawn towers.

  And a timely reminder that the Yawn must ever stay vigilant against the bakers for they are jealous of our lifestyle which includes lovely sleep.
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Jan 23, 2013

  And do battle with the lowly caffeine fiends between naps. Yawn.
• Hyena Jan 23, 2013

  The Far Side wrote:

  And do battle with the lowly caffeine fiends between naps. Yawn.
  

  Thanks for reminding me, found some time to ER the baker associate.
• Charlie Seiga Jan 23, 2013

  In this cold weather spell Yawn Towers is a glistening citadel of snow to combat the fight against the TBS.

  Stay strong during these times and let us not forget the teachings of the Yawn for it is that which guides us.
• Visɧɓuɱe Jan 23, 2013

  That baker who dared look at yawn tower from the distance has had his hovel leveled. A list has been made up of what was found within:
  1.Human exudations -four chamber pots full to the brim, soiled garments and sodden floor.
  2.Rotten fish - kept in bags presumably for consumption.
  3. Decaying starfish that discharge a nasty foul whitish ooze.(cream horn filling?)
  4. Canal stink which has been collected into plastic bottles.
  5. Unguessable.
  Alas,the lodger was nowhere to be seen and ,regrettably,we were denied the chance to exchange pleasantries.
• Hyena Jan 24, 2013

  Yaaaawwwwwnnnnnnn
• Charlie Seiga Jan 24, 2013

  Yawn and the world yawns with you.
• Hyena Jan 24, 2013

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  Yawn and the world yawns with you.
  

  Drink hot chocolate alone though..... For others will steal it....
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Jan 25, 2013

  All natural, free range kitty treats are available.
  Has Yawn Towers decided to build satellite locations? I thought I went by a Yawnbucks just the other day. Yawn.
• Mr Big Cat Jan 25, 2013

  Yaaaawn
• Charlie Seiga Jan 25, 2013

  About fucking time ya fluffy bastard!!!!!
• Mr Big Cat Jan 25, 2013

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  About fucking time ya fluffy bastard!!!!!
  

  Had a nice nap Charles - I see all is in order!
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Jan 26, 2013

  Kitty treats and saucers of rum. I'm tellin' ya. And timing, very important to get the timing.
• Ultraviolet Jan 26, 2013

  The Far Side wrote:

  Kitty treats and saucers of rum. I'm tellin' ya. And timing, very important to get the timing.
  

  Timing is really everything, tell that to the guy with a broken timing belt!
• Charlie Seiga Jan 26, 2013

  There comes a time in everyone day when you must Yawn. That time is now.
• 🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 Jan 26, 2013

  Yawn

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