The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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I couldn't agree more UV.Them silicone jobs are hateful.I hates them so.
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Do not disparage the boobies. All boobies are good boobies, it's just that some are better than others. The alternative to boobies is no boobies, and what a sad world we would have then.
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I don't even want to contemplate that idea.Perish the thought that we should ever live in a boobless world.
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Yawn and boobs.
Is there anything better??
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No.No Charles, there certainly is not.
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vishbume wrote:
Although I do like some crumpet in the morning, sweet and soaking in honey.No.No Charles, there certainly is not.
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A full night stretches out before morning. Yawn.
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Weather has turned. Perfect time to catch up the Yawn studies.
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Swotting for yawn as I peruse a skin-mag.
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Been to the Bulgarian equivalent to Asda today, never have I seen so many bottles and types of vodka! No wonder it's quite at night.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Lol. Could one buy any other nourishments apart from the vodka? How must the aisle be?Been to the Bulgarian equivalent to Asda today, never have I seen so many bottles and types of vodka! No wonder it's quite at night.
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vishbume wrote:
Babycham???Ultraviolet wrote:
Lol. Could one buy any other nourishments apart from the vodka? How must the aisle be?Been to the Bulgarian equivalent to Asda today, never have I seen so many bottles and types of vodka! No wonder it's quite at night.
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Yaaaawn. Wife's away at work. Time for a fap and a nap 💦💤💤
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Suga and I were talking about players and there brushes with the Yawn.
We both knew a guy named Jimmy Needles. UltraV knew him too in the early days.
He flirted with the idea of the yawn many months ago but his lady friend was stopping him.
She used to come home with a multitude of baked goods to temp him with.
"It's me or the baked crap" he used to shout at her as she'd be throwing bagels at him across the room.
She's under the patio now I think and he's in and out of Strangeways.
Or he has a strange way.... I can never remember which one.
Either way, he's pretty much pissed of without trace.
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I need sleep I need sleep I need sleep
I need sleep I need sleep I need sleep
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ah yes Jimmy needles, I remember him well, I think he got 5 years in Parkhurst for his crime, last I heard he had shacked up with another ex con and they are expecting their 2nd child.Suga and I were talking about players and there brushes with the Yawn.
We both knew a guy named Jimmy Needles. UltraV knew him too in the early days.
He flirted with the idea of the yawn many months ago but his lady friend was stopping him.
She used to come home with a multitude of baked goods to temp him with.
"It's me or the baked crap" he used to shout at her as she'd be throwing bagels at him across the room.
She's under the patio now I think and he's in and out of Strangeways.
Or he has a strange way.... I can never remember which one.
Either way, he's pretty much pissed of without trace.
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Too cold, tired and slightly horny to punch codes.
Go bless the yawn!
Stay safe during the weather alerts Yawners, don't let the amber disturb the nappage!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Stupid cold interrupts the sleep Charlie what's one to do? Burrow deeper into the covers and grab some boobies to keep warm. Mayhap a warm ball of fur? Where's the big cat gone off to now...Too cold, tired and slightly horny to punch codes.
Go bless the yawn!
Stay safe during the weather alerts Yawners, don't let the amber disturb the nappage!
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
My body is confused, I have a temperature, but it is 40'C outside so I feel cold....Charlie Seiga wrote:
Stupid cold interrupts the sleep Charlie what's one to do? Burrow deeper into the covers and grab some boobies to keep warm. Mayhap a warm ball of fur? Where's the big cat gone off to now...Too cold, tired and slightly horny to punch codes.
Go bless the yawn!
Stay safe during the weather alerts Yawners, don't let the amber disturb the nappage!
Want to be under blankets, that's not right but shaking cold...
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A quick twang will get the warmth back into you mate. Yawn
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Ha, so your getting the sticky white stuff on your wellies (snow you perverts) me and Triggers been there and suffered the cold, here's a tip from the donkey - keep your bits well under the duvet or shrinkage occurs.
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Yawning under the covers will keep you warm.
Do not port gasses from other vents while doing so. -
Being sick may give you more Yawn but it's not quality yawnnnn.
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Where on earth is Random and Big Cat????
I've asked Irene for the Yawn schedule and I can see that the only thing they have had penciled in over the last few weeks are the odd things to attend or sort out and that's it.
Any ideas?????
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Irene's briefings for BC and Random:
Saturday 29th December - Attend Yawn end of year gala hosted by Keith Chegwin and Flowella Benjamin.
Sunday 30th December - Open new branch of "Yawn a Nation" in Cleathorpes.
Monday 31st December - Attend NYE party in Runcorn hosted by Dave Benson Phillips, NYE party in Bracknell hosted by Lil' Kim (ring in NYE), attend party in Slough hosted by Cee-Lo Green and Chico.
Tuesday 1st January - Admin.
Wednesday 2nd January - Admin
Thursday 3rd January - Admin, locate missing yarn, extend welcome to diplomats in new branches abroad.
Friday 4th January - Disciplinary hearing for Suga Danio REF staff party complaint.
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Triggers very excited! No, Olga's bra strap hasn't broken again!, it's that we are coming to the UK in three weeks time! Yes at last I can have proper cod and chips, one of the reasons is that Trig has an audition for Britains got Talent! Seems Simon Cowell has heard of Trigs plate spinning skill and wants to see it, hmm thing is he doesnt spin them with a stick, I will leave it to your imagination what he uses, let's put it this way, you wouldn't want to eat off them later.
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How can i join this vendetta?
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patoriko wrote:
The smell of baked goods is upon thee 😷How can i join this vendetta?
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
I think you're right Grimm, that or he didn't read the history of Yawn before commenting....😿patoriko wrote:
The smell of baked goods is upon thee 😷How can i join this vendetta?
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Random spotted in GD playing with his PC and PS3....Where on earth is Random and Big Cat????
I've asked Irene for the Yawn schedule and I can see that the only thing they have had penciled in over the last few weeks are the odd things to attend or sort out and that's it.
Any ideas?????
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