The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
That explains why he was so fast out the door this morning...Shimmy shimmy shimmy!!!
That Fricking cats messed everywhere on the east wing again!!!
Yaaaawwwwnnnnn, I cleaned up last time. Going back to bed 😴😴😴😴
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Should never let them play on the aircraft. Mine have learned the jet blades are not suitable hiding places.Shimmy shimmy shimmy!!!
That Fricking cats messed everywhere on the east wing again!!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Charlie, boot it out, cats should be out murdering birds and mice not pissing on one eyed Mary's bed, by the way do you still approach her from her blind side and give her one?Shimmy shimmy shimmy!!!
That Fricking cats messed everywhere on the east wing again!!!
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I*ll join this vendetta. , it*s possible?
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okan wrote:
Holding my breath and counting to ten.I*ll join this vendetta. , it*s possible?
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The Far Side wrote:
Charlie. CHARLIE!!!! FS has passed out again, looks like he reacted to a stupid question again. He really shouldn't go anywhere near the reception area. He knows how he reacts and now here he is clogging up the hallway and Trigger has eaten the ornamental orchid, you know the phallic shaped one.okan wrote:
Holding my breath and counting to ten.I*ll join this vendetta. , it*s possible?
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What is it about that ruddy donkey and the orchid wang??
FFS FS. Where on earth did we leave the special smelling salts for him?? The special Yawn branded "Saelo Fresh" one??? That one always peeks the faintest of people around pretty quick.
There do seem to be a high level of applicants this year after the noob wave of Christmas 2012.
No one though has read the entire book of Yawn to find the answers to the application questions.
I mean, who the hell puts "Dyson" as the answer to question number 17?
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Noobs with leaky assholes would only ruin the carpets.Let them drag their clustered grape hemorrhoids across the lawns of Knotty Ash! Yawn
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I'm back. Were Trigger's lips on me? I was dreaming of scantily clad girls. Very scantily clad girls, but half were from Girls Gone Wild while the other half were zombie baker ex Walmart greeters. Footsteps coming around a corner were fraught with peril...soft lips or sharp teeth above heaving bosoms. I need a drink and my head is pounding. What in name of Holy Hannah is in those smelling salts?
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vishbume wrote:
The yawn should welcome genuine applicants but way to many come in hyped up on coffee and baked goods. They don't read the history of yawn and let it put them to sleep.Noobs with leaky assholes would only ruin the carpets.Let them drag their clustered grape hemorrhoids across the lawns of Knotty Ash! Yawn
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Genuine applicants are always welcome but many fail the 80's movie soundtrack round on the second induction day.
After all, we were all applicants to the great Yawn once upon a time.
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After all, everyone remembers how Hyena became part of the Yawn collective...
He used to be a Baker. Hyena was sent to an African country where Nescafé, Kenco and Starbucks forces are helping fight an anti-TBS rebel movement. He fights with dedication for his Baker commanders, until he is thrown in jail for drunkenly shooting up a bar. During his night in the cell, he meets an American journalist and a Yawn fighter whom the Baking command have designated both as an espionage/terrorist threat, and Hyena learns the truth about the Bakers presence.
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Hyena is ordered to assassinate the movement's leader, but eventually turns against his Baking overlords by switching sides. Disgraced and tortured by his commanding officers for failing his mission, he breaks out of the interrogation chamber and escapes to the desert, later to be found by The Yawn. He soon learns about them and their culture, and after receiving a ceremonial burn scar in the form of Mr Big Cat, he rejoins the freedom fighters and leads an attack against the Baker camp after a previous attack at the Yawn stronghold. Hyena steals an AO-63 from the armoury, fights his corrupt officers and hunts down the Baker chief, who attempts to escape in a Mil-24 Hind only to be shot down after takeoff. Hyena defeats and kills The chief, as the Yawn finally defeat the Baker oppression.
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Which is why I stressed the leaky assholes part.
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Chaz, your such a creative writer. I still read your early 90's collection of children's bedtime yawn to my litter who look at me with sheer ore at the struggles at the wrath of the evil baker warlords! They ask when they will be able to make rank to which I reply "The yawn will tell you... Be patient my furry offspring." They do not understand the dangers we endured to make this world a better place for all... Yawn!
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Yaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnn be praised, many good and bad memories in that tale for me Charlie. But a lesson I hope others can learn from its telling rather than living through those experiences....
Yaaawwwnnnnnn.....
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Gunner Petersen fought valiantly defending the Yawn stronghold and has the scars to prove it. Tough as nails, that one, but if you watch closely, she shudders (and jiggles) ever so slightly when telling the tale from her experience. Perhaps it's because of the wounds she suffered, or perhaps just remembering the last time we were together. Gunner's become my favorite, like Trigger to UV, since Marci Petalbum was taken by the Finlays.
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Rumor has it that Marci's captivity changed her, she's now working as an agent for the Coffee Consortiums. A terrible turn of events. Almost as bad as when a crowd of ex-pat Druids turned up on my doorstep demanding a hot lunch. But that's a tale for another time.
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Hyena wrote:
It's almost as if the whole story is a summary of a film........Yaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnn be praised, many good and bad memories in that tale for me Charlie. But a lesson I hope others can learn from its telling rather than living through those experiences....
Yaaawwwnnnnnn.....
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I saw the Cat fast asleep on a bed of ripped up 80's Isle of Mann porn earlier.You can't make head nor bush out of any model now.Yawn
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Yawning for world peace and titties.
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vishbume wrote:
Vish maybe if everyone had a pair of boobies there might be peace on earth!Yawning for world peace and titties.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
It's is a noble creed UV. Bless them diddies.vishbume wrote:
Vish maybe if everyone had a pair of boobies there might be peace on earth!Yawning for world peace and titties.
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Napping with face pressed against boobie pillows. Bliss. Yawn.
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I'm sure that's what Big Cat was nominated for at the 1997 Nobel Prize awards.
He managed to introduce the Wonderbra to the masses.
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I love this!
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And for just a small sum of money, your social security details and any relevant PIN numbers or passwords you can be loved back my friend.
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Another thing, I hate those false silicone boobies! For a start they don't jiggle, just bounce ineffectively, horrible things puts me right off.
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Boobies feel like bags of sand, sand I tells ya!
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Suga Danio wrote:
Sand, some are like cement, I almost lost a tooth once when I went motor boating.....Boobies feel like bags of sand, sand I tells ya!
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