The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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"Grey in the fur".... Brilliant one liner.... Got a new alarm clock from the big fella with the beard at crimbo, when I press the snooze button it gives me an extra 24 hrs... Genius!
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Getting older is a strange stage indeed, for even as your appearance deteriates you still stay young inside, guessing age from looks is very difficult in this country, blame the lifestyle perhaps, I often cringe to see old ladies who can just about walk crossing busy roads, no mobility scooters here I can tell you, but they do have mobility donkeys! Thank Yawn for that.
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The Far Side wrote:
We look forward to your remarks FS.Hyena wrote:
Hard to tell when comparing Yawn years to other units of measure. You may be an elder NapMaster despite a few others in the tribe having more gray in their fur. I'm still sorting out how the theory of relativity applies to Yawnage. Tiring right now. Yawwwwn.Suga Danio wrote:
That poses an interesting question, what is the average age in Yawn Tower? I'm 39 and feel like I am a young one here...."Dat bro".... Surely you are too youthful and hip for our group of tax dodging, pension collecting, geriatrics, have you seen the film cocoon...?
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The taz pokes the cat 👉🐱to see if he wakes up but all this is making me yawwnns wake up big cat
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dat bro wrote:
You don't join, you are chosen.I shall join this movement for the glory of the sleep!!! We will unite and get more hours of sleep than ever before
With your backward hat wearing "yoot" speak I fear you are not for us. Suga is right, we'd all need Google Translate too much for the N-Dubz infused shite you would spill out constantly.
Wikki wiki Whhaaa wha innit or something like that.
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Don't make me laugh Charlie. It's time for bed. Yawn!
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I'd love to join but my ass hurts to much from the last time i joined a gang
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cocaine monster wrote:
Wrong sort of club.... Not that there is anything wrong with that....I'd love to join but my ass hurts to much from the last time i joined a gang
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Hyena wrote:
I know what you mean, it's his choice to join a church group with all that standing and sitting on them hard benches. If they are not provided cushions it will hurt the derrière eventually.cocaine monster wrote:
Wrong sort of club.... Not that there is anything wrong with that....I'd love to join but my ass hurts to much from the last time i joined a gang
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Deep sleep ops report that Karas (above) is capo of a department of psychology? I suspect he may be using his wiles to get into our glorious movement, beware brethren!
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The yawn has me it's bed time can't stay up night all the turf is now you
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Did anybody else first read Karas as Kara's??? I thought it was a chick. 😳Deep sleep ops report that Karas (above) is capo of a department of psychology? I suspect he may be using his wiles to get into our glorious movement, beware brethren!
Are there any female members of Yawn???
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I doubt it... Females have no time to sleep with the yawners with all that cleaning, cooking and raising our fellow brethren... Did I mention I'm a chauvinistic pig?
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Suga Danio wrote:
Well I know my wife would never qualify. The way she keeps working around the house exhausts me. YaaawwwwwnnnnnnI doubt it... Females have no time to sleep with the yawners with all that cleaning, cooking and raising our fellow brethren... Did I mention I'm a chauvinistic pig?
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My son asked me if there was an E.T sequel and I naturally said no..... But got me to thinking about Elliot now. The director didn't film what had happened to him after the moving shite that was E.T left in the space-junket.Drugs? Government probes?Headshot?.....Maybe Ken Loach could have done it. Yawn
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The ET's had a cameo in Star Wars, they're in the Senate scene. Had to watch all six movies just to tell you that. Yawwwwn!
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Viper Room and Hookers probably, like any good 80's child actor.
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The Far Side wrote:
Must YouTube that scene later in order to avoid the 6 movie ordeal.YawnThe ET's had a cameo in Star Wars, they're in the Senate scene. Had to watch all six movies just to tell you that. Yawwwwn!
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Yawn,FS you were right! The ET chap was there! Double jobbing.Suppose he was typecast in the end.Couldn't imagine him in a dirty dancing type flick nor a predator one for that matter. His skull would invite scorn upon the predator that caught him. Yawn
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Yaaawwwnnn....
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Time for a group trip to the VIP Club in NYC.
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The Far Side wrote:
Ahhhh, the block out blinds and the sound proofing, I was a mere apprentice last year standing guard to make sure others sleep was not disturbed.Time for a group trip to the VIP Club in NYC.
Rest and Yawn.I never told anyone but the bakers tried delivering cinnamon donuts, I fought them off but it took me hours to get rid of the smell before Mr BC or Mr Seiga woke up.
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The lust for the game and the yawn appears to be some what fading within.
A resurgence may be needed soon I feel.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
I am struck with the same malady Charlie.Perhaps it's the post Christmas blues.Not sure if I want the resurgence though.Hibernation might be my tonic.YawnThe lust for the game and the yawn appears to be some what fading within.
A resurgence may be needed soon I feel.
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i want to join... Can i?
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vishbume wrote:
Nothing wrong with a good sleep in now and then. What few people know is that no one dies, we just enter the ultimate sleep where the heart slows to just 1 beat per annum. Thus it is to slow to be picked up by modern medicine.Charlie Seiga wrote:
I am struck with the same malady Charlie.Perhaps it's the post Christmas blues.Not sure if I want the resurgence though.Hibernation might be my tonic.YawnThe lust for the game and the yawn appears to be some what fading within.
A resurgence may be needed soon I feel.
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Had a quickie with Gunner Petersen out behind the old Used Lava Lamp Refurbishment factory not long ago. She kept insisting on a resurgence. I thought she meant something else, but perhaps she was referring to the malady.
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Jubblies.
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Sr. Debelito wrote:
Capo of Malabon City. Main export include sugar refinery. Could he be a baker supplier Charlie?i want to join... Can i?
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Shimmy shimmy shimmy!!!
That Fricking cats messed everywhere on the east wing again!!!
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