The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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2 words... Wooden pallets. Cheap, Robust and smells like a cheap scented whore house.... Ooorar!
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Once upon a time, Not so long ago, there was a lone mobster and his name was RB and he had a shop. It was rather an unusual shop because it didn't sell anything you see, everything in that shop window was a thing that somebody had once lost And Random had found and brought home to Mr. Big Cat.
Mr. Big Cat.
The most Important, the most magical saggy old cloth cat in the whole wide world. Well now, one day Random found a thing and he brought it back to the shop and put it down in front of Big Cat who was in the shop window fast asleep as usual.But then RandomBloke said some magic words
"Big Cat, dear Big Cat, old fat furry cat-puss Wake up and look at this thing that I bring. Wake up, be bright be golden and light. Big Cat, Oh hear what I sing" And Big Cat was wide awake and when Bagpuss wakes up all his friends wake up too.
And thats how the Yawn starts everyday.....
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👆Great stuff. I miss Bagpuss.
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Great bedtime story Charlie, yaaaawwwwwnnnnnnn
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Yawn....happy new year bad bhohys!!!! X
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A happy and a sleepy new year to all from Yawn towers, this time of year there's only one question, do I snooze or do I booze? Can we combine both? Give it a dam good try folks! cheers! UV.
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Neighbor turned up with a yawn mower. Disturbing, to say the least.
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Bakers meddle with the Yawn thread early this year.
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No Bakers meddle with the Yawn, we merely let them think they do.
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The Far Side wrote:
A Yawn mower? What next, A yawn magazine? Hmm come to think of it...........Neighbor turned up with a yawn mower. Disturbing, to say the least.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Is that the magazine you see over people's faces at the beach when they are having a nap?The Far Side wrote:
A Yawn mower? What next, A yawn magazine? Hmm come to think of it...........Neighbor turned up with a yawn mower. Disturbing, to say the least.
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Yaaaaaaawn 💤💤💤
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Yawwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Strolled past Sneeze Towers today.Spied one of its executives who happened to have a fine pair of jabs but sadly were covered in snot.
I Yawned on by and home.May return tomorrow to give them a sponging down. -
Sign me up
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Romantristy wrote:
Hmmm seems too eager, is that coffee stains on your cuffs...Sign me up
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Hyena wrote:
I spy gouts of coffee coloured phlegm and vomit on his chin and ruffled blouse.Romantristy wrote:
Hmmm seems too eager, is that coffee stains on your cuffs...Sign me up
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vishbume wrote:
Well, I was trying not to comment on the overall appearance for it could have been considered rude...Hyena wrote:
I spy gouts of coffee coloured phlegm and vomit on his chin and ruffled blouse.Romantristy wrote:
Hmmm seems too eager, is that coffee stains on your cuffs...Sign me up
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Yaaawwwwwnnnnnnn
What a busy day played with a noob like a kitten with a toy mouse. Received some new shoes from a stranger, lost a turf and had a chat with the capper all polite like. Ready for a snooze soon. But maybe a whiskey first.
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Invite me plz!
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mdixon88 wrote:
Invite, invite???? You need to fill in the application forms in triplicate and hand the to Mr Charlie Siega but the first test is to do it without disturbing his sleep. Now be off with you I need to YaaawwwwnnnnnnInvite me plz!
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vishbume wrote:
Sorry, Romantristy but your sense of humour is lacking. Your eagerness is way to high for one to join Yawn. You may still want to fill in the applications and submit the to Mr Seiga but I suggest you sleep on it....Hyena wrote:
I spy gouts of coffee coloured phlegm and vomit on his chin and ruffled blouse.Romantristy wrote:
Hmmm seems too eager, is that coffee stains on your cuffs...Sign me up
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I shall join this movement for the glory of the sleep!!! We will unite and get more hours of sleep than ever before
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dat bro wrote:
Shhhhhhhh, way to loud....I shall join this movement for the glory of the sleep!!! We will unite and get more hours of sleep than ever before
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"Dat bro".... Surely you are too youthful and hip for our group of tax dodging, pension collecting, geriatrics, have you seen the film cocoon...?
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Suga Danio wrote:
That poses an interesting question, what is the average age in Yawn Tower? I'm 39 and feel like I am a young one here...."Dat bro".... Surely you are too youthful and hip for our group of tax dodging, pension collecting, geriatrics, have you seen the film cocoon...?
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mdixon88 wrote:
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Invite me plz!
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Hyena wrote:
Hard to tell when comparing Yawn years to other units of measure. You may be an elder NapMaster despite a few others in the tribe having more gray in their fur. I'm still sorting out how the theory of relativity applies to Yawnage. Tiring right now. Yawwwwn.Suga Danio wrote:
That poses an interesting question, what is the average age in Yawn Tower? I'm 39 and feel like I am a young one here...."Dat bro".... Surely you are too youthful and hip for our group of tax dodging, pension collecting, geriatrics, have you seen the film cocoon...?
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Yawn 💤💤💤💤💤💤
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Testing times at the yawn for I feel it's strength may be fading.
Blame the festivities?
Maybe.
Baker strength?
Possible.
Time will tell I guess.
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