The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
That must make about a dozen by now.spotty12345 wrote:
Baker alert!!!How do I join.
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The Far Side wrote:
Or a bakers' dozen!༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
That must make about a dozen by now.spotty12345 wrote:
Baker alert!!!How do I join.
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spotty12345 wrote:
Fill out all application forms in triplicate. Hand them in to.... I'm not sure who handles the application process now. I'll sleep on it.How do I join.
Yaaaaawwwwnn 💤 -
Trigger now handles all new applicants to Yawn, don't know what the process is but by golly they come out a lot faster than when they went in!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Glad I am not having Trigger as my lecturer... I remember the look on the applicants face when he brought the teacher an apple.... Trigger asked him politely to store the apple where the sun don't shine....Trigger now handles all new applicants to Yawn, don't know what the process is but by golly they come out a lot faster than when they went in!
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Hyena wrote:
Apparently trigger has a bit of a fetish for that area. A new applicant last week failed to fill out all sections correctly. Shortly thereafter a saw him walking rather strangely. Or limping is more like. When I asked him where his application was he told me it was the cause of his discomfort. A cautionary tale for those new applicants. Done right the first time is the way to go.Ultraviolet wrote:
Glad I am not having Trigger as my lecturer... I remember the look on the applicants face when he brought the teacher an apple.... Trigger asked him politely to store the apple where the sun don't shine....Trigger now handles all new applicants to Yawn, don't know what the process is but by golly they come out a lot faster than when they went in!
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Does Trigger still have the same broom?Trigger now handles all new applicants to Yawn, don't know what the process is but by golly they come out a lot faster than when they went in!
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Anyone about?
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randombloke wrote:
Yawwwwwnnnnn, busy sleeping.....Anyone about?
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Yawwwwwnnnn, busy going to sleep....
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Hush is in the air.Rather that than thrush I overhear a young strumpet say.Yawn
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Yes
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bigdonkilla wrote:
Is that a "yes" or a Yes? Trigger likes it when new applicants say this but the applicants don't always like the result...Yes
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The second Yes normally ends in muffled cries once ol' Trig gets going.
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Yawwwwwnnnnnnn......
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Glass - full of ice.
Sailor J's open - glass filledHappy cat
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
👍, Mr BC, you came out of your room. Did anyone get around to taking you to the vets????😺🙀Glass - full of ice.
Sailor J's open - glass filledHappy cat
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Hyena wrote:
Happy times throughout Yawn towers!🎶🎶🎶🎶💤💤💤💤Mr Big Cat wrote:
👍, Mr BC, you came out of your room. Did anyone get around to taking you to the vets????😺🙀Glass - full of ice.
Sailor J's open - glass filledHappy cat
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vishbume wrote:
Vets?!?!?! 🏃🏃🏃🏃💨Hyena wrote:
Happy times throughout Yawn towers!🎶🎶🎶🎶💤💤💤💤Mr Big Cat wrote:
👍, Mr BC, you came out of your room. Did anyone get around to taking you to the vets????😺🙀Glass - full of ice.
Sailor J's open - glass filledHappy cat
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I'll take that as a no then. You should hide in the Garter. Many avoid the lights of the authorities in there...vishbume wrote:
Vets?!?!?! 🏃🏃🏃🏃💨Hyena wrote:
Happy times throughout Yawn towers!🎶🎶🎶🎶💤💤💤💤Mr Big Cat wrote:
👍, Mr BC, you came out of your room. Did anyone get around to taking you to the vets????😺🙀Glass - full of ice.
Sailor J's open - glass filledHappy cat
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Yes you scruffy bastage. You're all set up to get fixed. Everyone's tired of you dragging home mewling females that are in heat in the middle of the night. The cries echo throughout the yawn towers. How are we to sleep amongst all that racket? It's time for the snip snip ✂vishbume wrote:
Vets?!?!?! 🏃🏃🏃🏃💨Hyena wrote:
Happy times throughout Yawn towers!🎶🎶🎶🎶💤💤💤💤Mr Big Cat wrote:
👍, Mr BC, you came out of your room. Did anyone get around to taking you to the vets????😺🙀Glass - full of ice.
Sailor J's open - glass filledHappy cat
Sorry buddy but there will be plenty of sailor Jerry's afterwards I promise. We've all thrown in on a case for you. -
Yaaaaawn
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Grimm, looks like Mr BC is calling your bluff. He just fell asleep in front of the fire place.... Don't be fooled though I saw his ear flicker & claws flex when I entered the room...Yaaaaawn
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Hyena wrote:
I already said I'm not taking him anyway. I gave him his bath 😲Mr Big Cat wrote:
Grimm, looks like Mr BC is calling your bluff. He just fell asleep in front of the fire place.... Don't be fooled though I saw his ear flicker & claws flex when I entered the room...Yaaaaawn
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Well I gave him his flea tablet and, as Charlie was so nice to remind everybody, ended up with a tattoo of a smiley face on my belly...Hyena wrote:
I already said I'm not taking him anyway. I gave him his bath 😲Mr Big Cat wrote:
Grimm, looks like Mr BC is calling your bluff. He just fell asleep in front of the fire place.... Don't be fooled though I saw his ear flicker & claws flex when I entered the room...Yaaaaawn
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So I'm not doing it either.... -
Oh great yawn movement, I confess to being awake before 7am on a Sunday to fortify and rebuild my fallen empire that suffered devastating attacks of late. But having learnt of your teachings I see now the error of my ways and wish to repent of my former misdeeds and seek penance by rolling and going back to sleep for many hours.
Yaaaaaawwwwwnnnnn
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Invite me
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OKELEUK wrote:
🚨🚨Baker Alert!!!!! 🚨🚨Invite me
Get out the chamomile tea and turn on the whale song....
That or pass me a whiskey....
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Er.
Bit of an issue in the north tower.
Suga has managed to somehow glue his hands to his scrotum again.
Any offers to help pull him free??
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