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Yawn disappearance! Yawn
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Jimmy and his cigar.... Phew,, that must have been hard UV.Getting it in the glitter doesn't sound so good either. Still,the rewards are worth it.
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o'dark yawn
And yawn is true
In the morning
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Yawn in a crowd and the crowd yawns with you.
Yawn loudly in a poundshop and your on your own.
The test of a true Yawner.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ah poundshops! That takes me back, I used to frequent them all the time in Scunthorpe, oh how I loved rubbing shoulders with the other shoppers, oddly a lot of them seemed to work either in a garage or a green grocers as a smell of diesel and rotten cabbages seemed to follow them.Yawn in a crowd and the crowd yawns with you.
Yawn loudly in a poundshop and your on your own.
The test of a true Yawner.
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UV mate, how would the patrons of your area smell? Here, olive oil,brandy and lentils.The Chinese have the market here. I,myself,have no sense of smell as I lost it over 20 years ago due to painting and can only hazard a guess as to what odour they discharge.
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The people up here smell of depression and Primark.
Tasty.
Although to be fair, depression and Primark are kind of the same thing anyways.
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Suits with a shine yawn.
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vishbume wrote:
Oddly enought Vish the Bulgarians i have met smell Ok, Olga is a bit sweaty, but in the evening before she goes out she rubs herself with home made Reki, this is well knownIn the village to kill off all body odour, of course it's not a good idea to get close to the fire after application!Suits with a shine yawn.
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The scalpel wielders in their peculiar suits have had at me today but they could not remove my Yawn.
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It's celebrity sex tape day today at Yawn towers!
Which one will you come dressed as? Pammy? Paris? Tulisa???? The choice is yours!!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Trigger my bisexual donkey wanted to come as Kerry Katona but you wouldnt have been able to tell them apart.It's celebrity sex tape day today at Yawn towers!
Which one will you come dressed as? Pammy? Paris? Tulisa???? The choice is yours!!
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Well, UltraV is the Katona tape, Vish can be the Kardashian one, Random has placed a written request for Pammy's and Big Cat has opted for Jordan's as that boy just loves the big titties!
Which leaves me with a hard choice of Paris or Tulisa....?
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I am pleased and wish to test new techniques and instruments for the task in hand.I'm in a lather just thinking about it. Yawnaaaarooooneee Yawn
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Early morning yawn.
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Lunch yawn.
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Post lunch pre dinner yawn.
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Vish how do you rate the Spanish workman?
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Hard workers UV,if truth be told. Further south, the sun is a killer and work rate drops a little.... A killer to work in that heat. But they are hard workers. Are you sourcing manpower UV? Olga would be tough to best.Vish how do you rate the Spanish workman?
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Do you partake in the siesta Vish?
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
I do Charlie. Always have. I get 20 minutes which recharges the cadaver.I paint until late so that bit of kip is a lifesaver.Do you partake in the siesta Vish?
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vishbume wrote:
Yes I could do with decent workmen, these are all bodgers, you have to be behind them with a big stick all the time! Problem is the language, they pretend not to understand, do half a job and then want paying again to finish it! Now if I had more like Olga I would be happy, are you painting walls or canvase mate?Ultraviolet wrote:
Hard workers UV,if truth be told. Further south, the sun is a killer and work rate drops a little.... A killer to work in that heat. But they are hard workers. Are you sourcing manpower UV? Olga would be tough to best.Vish how do you rate the Spanish workman?
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Canvas UV.listen to music,smoke the pipe,paint and yawn.Keeps me up all hours and guarantee me light pockets.I paint walls too.
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Eat and... 😴
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vishbume wrote:
Sound great Vish, maybe Charlie and I could come for a holiday, hey just had a thought! I could bring Trigger, we could make lots of cash on the beach giving donkey rides, mind you i would have to dress his lower part, we wouldn't want to scare the locals, lol.Canvas UV.listen to music,smoke the pipe,paint and yawn.Keeps me up all hours and guarantee me light pockets.I paint walls too.
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Sounds great UV and I mean that. From the seedy underbelly giving out hard boiled sweets to the less fortunate to hob-knobbling with the landed gentry.Why, we may go on a big game shoot with Juan Carlos.Trigger can train his blunderbuss on him.
(But apart from that, If ye ever do make an appearance here, I'd love to show ye around.It is a great city).
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Zzzz whazat leave me to my nap you fiend vish I would do something but...........zzz
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Missing Yawniverse again. Argh, yawn.
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Vish it's decided I will be visiting but it may take some time! If I set off riding (not that kind!) Trigger, we can maybe arrive in time for Xmas, trig and i could star in a nativity play if we arrive in our jim jams, Ive asked Olga but she's busy with the women's? Weight lifting team over Christmas.
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Page 116.
The evil bakers only allowing my view of page 116.
Could have urgent Yawn business to attend, could have a matter of Yawnage that needs attention but no. Not today. Or yesterday for that fact.
If you do need me I will be in the East Wing Drawing Room watching re-runs of "Yes Prime Minister!"
I must warn you though that the 30 day password has expired with a new one being made this morning. The new password to enter will be 8 characters long. I wanted "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" but Random said that was not what was meant....
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