The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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randombloke wrote:
Fellow Yawn members,I must apologise for my absence.I have been meditating and improving my yawning powers since my last post.
I have been making offerings of Ovaltine and Horlicks to Yawn on the altar of pillow and I did not want to re-enter the Yawn HQ until I was pure.
I can safely say that I have been yawning and sleeping most successfully and I would urge any of you who can to do the same.
I have also found a wonderful new addition to yawn... my iphone. I have found that it too has a sleep function (located in the top right hand corner of the device FYI) and it has now been on sleep for several days. I fear for me to wake it would go against the principles of all we stand for.
I would urge you all to keep practising your yawns and invest in comfy pillows. As his royal sleepiness BC said to er is human but to yawn is divine.
I leave you now to rest and reflect.
May Yawn be with you.
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Page 3871, entitled "Letters from a Randombloke to the the Corinthians" extract from the Book of Yawn.
The Corinthians did send the letter back stamped "Address unknown" on it however.
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Been hearing about all the bad weather your having in the UK Charlie, hope your keeping dry, do the raindrops hitting the roof help you sleep mate?
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I miss the sound of rain. Lulled me to sleep and felt snug as a bug. Miss all that. 😩Yawn
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Bet your glad your living the vida loca Vish, I for one don't miss the dreary rain, watched on the news today as two kayaks sailed down another depressing high street, filled with pound shops and cabbage smelling people all in search of bargains I think, oh to be in England!
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True that mate. Images like that bring a mist to the eye UV. People are dangerous here with umbrellas due to lack of experience. They'd take your eye out do on that score I'm grateful. 😲☔
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Well to cheer both you old queens up it is lashing it down up here. Hasn't stopped raining since yesterday. The rain is a constant disturbance to my sleep pattern so much so that I have begun to stand outside in the rain and shout at every drop that falls until the precipitation ceases.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Rain what's that? Ah I remember it now, nasty wet stuff that constantly fall from the sky and floods your newly laid carpets, lol.Well to cheer both you old queens up it is lashing it down up here. Hasn't stopped raining since yesterday. The rain is a constant disturbance to my sleep pattern so much so that I have begun to stand outside in the rain and shout at every drop that falls until the precipitation ceases.
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Can I join? I was attacked 18 times and my turf was captured by Fed1301. He keeps attacking and setting up 86 influence turfs over mine in my sleeeeeep.
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JanDavey wrote:
But did he disturb your sleep???Can I join? I was attacked 18 times and my turf was captured by Fed1301. He keeps attacking and setting up 86 influence turfs over mine in my sleeeeeep.
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👆Poor thing.Now back to my kip.
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Yawn... My phone gives a LOUD notification every time I'm attacked, of course my sleep is disturbed. EIGHTEEN TIMES A NIGHT.
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JanDavey wrote:
Turn phone to silent = kip.Yawn... My phone gives a LOUD notification every time I'm attacked, of course my sleep is disturbed. EIGHTEEN TIMES A NIGHT.
Now stop with your shouting and hooting to let us get on with our yawning -
My yawn escapes me but I watch our cats. They yawn with perfection and may have borrowed mine under cover of night.
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JanDavey wrote:
With this persistence annoyance I fear you shall never reach the start of the first level, yet alone begone your journey of Yawn.Yawn... My phone gives a LOUD notification every time I'm attacked, of course my sleep is disturbed. EIGHTEEN TIMES A NIGHT.
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Bakers play-acting again. Yawn
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vishbume wrote:
Quite possibly, I thought it was dandruff but it may have been flour....Bakers play-acting again. Yawn
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The strength of the yawn is needed today for I am being tested at every corner.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Do tell Charlie.The strength of the yawn is needed today for I am being tested at every corner.
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Yawn towers sleeps soundly. Goodnight John-boy.
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The colors of Up! keep my yawn on hold for one more short hour. Squirrel!!
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The shades of down¡Loosen my yawn off released for one more long hour.Beaver¡
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Posting a yawn. That's all there is.
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The eternal suffering from a REM cycle free sleep is surely a baker plot.
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Yawn from the undergrowth. -
Ifk how to join I would though
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Idk
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Been basking in the Bulgarian sunshine today, 20 degrees, ah now I know why I came here, well that and everything's silly cheap!.
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Greeks wrote:
Speak with Charlie but not until he has finished his nap. Disturbing sleep is instant dismissal for applicants.Ifk how to join I would though
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The sleet in Crete stays neatly in the street. Yawn.
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