The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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I fear a Baker plot is on the horizon...
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Ultraviolet wrote:
The Far Side wrote:
Fear not my dear fellow, at Yawn HQ we have devised a special program to rid you of your deep seated cravings, borrowed from the C.I.A (they used it to free agents from cocaine addiction) if you contact Charlie he will arrange to pick you up, you will be blindfolded, and driven at high speed in Charlies Skoda to the Yawn soundproof cellar, please bring your PJ's and several pairs of underpants, I'm sure we can sort you out.I have smashed the evil baker product with my mandibles, squashing it to an unrecognizable form. It's the best I can do until I'm rescued.
Ahh UltraV, "The good old days" from my youth. Been a long time since I have swiped a baker-dazed member of the Yawn from the streets and water boarded them back from the brink.
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Friends to the rescue. Could life be any better? Nap time till your arrival. Yawn.
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Yawwwwnnnnn
Was Grimm ever reeducated?
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Grimm is still sat tied to a chair with a potato sack over his head in the lock-up on the Yawns behalf on a trading estate just outside of Bexley Heath
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
I heard Grimm's were stubborn but that's silly, he should burn that town to the ground.Grimm is still sat tied to a chair with a potato sack over his head in the lock-up on the Yawns behalf on a trading estate just outside of Bexley Heath
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Yawwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, I am starting on a missionary journey to spread the word of Yawn. I have landed in Perth Australia and after a nap plan on trekking to Darwin (slowly, with many appropriate rest periods). I will report in when I have the energy.
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Hyena wrote:
If you've ever been to Bexley Heath, it'll burn you before you burn it...Charlie Seiga wrote:
I heard Grimm's were stubborn but that's silly, he should burn that town to the ground.Grimm is still sat tied to a chair with a potato sack over his head in the lock-up on the Yawns behalf on a trading estate just outside of Bexley Heath
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Burn that mudder down.Yawn
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Vish!
Your back!
I'm surprised that your back this soon.
What news have you from the front line? The continued destruction of baked goods I trust.
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I staved in many an eclair/cream horn chomping head Charlie.I want for the old and less vital first in order to settle into my hobnail boots all the better.I'm in to catch a yawn and test some hyssop sticks before I venture out again. I grow fond of the task in hand....wretched bakers.
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vishbume wrote:
Trigger, the donkey told me (morse code hoof taps, he cant talk as that would be silly!) that when he was a young foal he was beaten with one of those hysopp sticks, the owner would chomp down on a fresh cream horn while the beating took place, suffice it to say, poor Trigger has a severe dislike for the dam pastries, he is a great addition in the fight against the bakers.I staved in many an eclair/cream horn chomping head Charlie.I want for the old and less vital first in order to settle into my hobnail boots all the better.I'm in to catch a yawn and test some hyssop sticks before I venture out again. I grow fond of the task in hand....wretched bakers.
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Sorry to hear about Trigger's sufferings UV.A fresh cream horn? The cruel bastage.Whatever happened to that soused aggressor?
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Beep beep beep hello Yawn hotline, I need to leave an urgent warning, having landed in WA I picked up a map to plan my missionary journey north. Bakers abound in this part of the world. So much so that they have even named a city Bunbury. I believe I will have to keep a lower profile than planned on my missionary work. I will report once I am clear of Perth and it is a little less crowded. Found a nice drainage ditch I can hide in until the sun sets to make my move. Hyena out.
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The nine levels of Yawn.
bostezar, gähnen, зея, bâiller, sbadiglio,
bocejar, ziewać, gäspa, yawn.Each level more difficult to achieve than the last. Each level more taxing than the previous. Each requiring a high level of enlightenment than you previously knew or explored.
We've all achieved some. Most have hardly managed one. Only MBC, Random an UltraV have attained complete Yawn enlightenment of all nine.
I, coincidently, only have attained six.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ah thank you Charlie, but did you know there is a fabled tenth level? It's called "голяма прозявка" and as yet no one has attained it, one of my duties here is to find the secret to this great power, for as the story goes one gained the bearer can make his dreams living realerty.The nine levels of Yawn.
bostezar, gähnen, зея, bâiller, sbadiglio,
bocejar, ziewać, gäspa, yawn.Each level more difficult to achieve than the last. Each level more taxing than the previous. Each requiring a high level of enlightenment than you previously knew or explored.
We've all achieved some. Most have hardly managed one. Only MBC, Random an UltraV have attained complete Yawn enlightenment of all nine.
I, coincidently, only have attained six.
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Gasp. So that's what I've been doing that I didn't know I was doing. Now I know, so what do I do now?
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sbadiglio and gähnen are the levels already attained I believe. Atonement can come at any time, to pretty much anyone.
Flick back through the posts and you will see those that have tried and failed to achieve even one level.
UltraV is correct in saying about the fabled tenth level. A level of such strength, nobility and status that its legend has been twisted and told throughout the ages. I'm still unsure as to whether it still exists....
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.... Mmmm,there is much that I don't know. In fact almost everything. But I can endeavour to unhinge my jaw for a yawn.
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vishbume wrote:
Knuckle down, keep drinking the Ovaltine and I'm sure the fourth level will come..... Mmmm,there is much that I don't know. In fact almost everything. But I can endeavour to unhinge my jaw for a yawn.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ah, Ovaltine, we can't get it over here, it's a shame, me and Trig have to make do with 6 bars of what goes for chocolate in these parts, slowly melted on Olga's thighs, then half a pint of brandy added and a good night is had by all!.vishbume wrote:
Knuckle down, keep drinking the Ovaltine and I'm sure the fourth level will come..... Mmmm,there is much that I don't know. In fact almost everything. But I can endeavour to unhinge my jaw for a yawn.
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A simple Yawn.
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Many levels have been achieved in the Yawns creation.
Swamp donkey was the first member to Yawn that was not of a high level. His Yawn was strong but only to the second level.
Goliath and Max Phillips Yawned soon after but neither will pass the first level.
Iamcanadian was a confident yawner. He too is close to a third level but appears happy at his achieved second.
Killer66 was the first to offend. He will, has, and shall never achieve a level. Even the basic strength of a yawn is beyond his reach.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Pray continue Charles. There is much to this.Many levels have been achieved in the Yawns creation.
Swamp donkey was the first member to Yawn that was not of a high level. His Yawn was strong but only to the second level.
Goliath and Max Phillips Yawned soon after but neither will pass the first level.
Iamcanadian was a confident yawner. He too is close to a third level but appears happy at his achieved second.
Killer66 was the first to offend. He will, has, and shall never achieve a level. Even the basic strength of a yawn is beyond his reach.
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Hurry with more, for there is the sound of baking in the distance and it grows closer.
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Yawn
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😯😮😴😴😴😴😴
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Stage 1 onto the road to bliss.Yawn
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Hmmm. Not being able to view posts is quite frustrating.
Bakers maybe infiltrating the posts?
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vishbume wrote:
Vish a word of warning, attaining higher levels of Yawn is not so easy, later you will have to face more adversity, some of the tests maybe sleeping upside down on Ben Nevis at minus 20, (he doesn't mind) or on a bed of nails with Jimmy Saville on top of you! Ooer sorry hes long gone, Gary Glitter it would have to be now, that a level 9 of course, I had Jimmy with me at my level 9, would mind but he kept poking me all night with his dam cigar! I think that's what it was, anyway you've a long way to go yet Vish.Charlie Seiga wrote:
Stage 1 onto the road to bliss.Yawn
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