The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Ran out of hot beverages last night.
Sent Suga out to the shops for PG Tips.
Needless to say, as its Suga, he came back with a grin on his face, a misunderstanding of "tea bagging" and no frigging change!
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The dangers of tea bagging.Yawn
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Yawnington station next stop. Mind the gap.
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vishbume wrote:
🚂🚊🚉🚞🚆🚄🚅🚈🚇🚝?Yawnington station next stop. Mind the gap.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Choo Choo /..|_|vishbume wrote:
🚂🚊🚉🚞🚆🚄🚅🚈🚇🚝?Yawnington station next stop. Mind the gap.
poor man's emoji. Yawn -
vishbume wrote:
Trigger does work Vish, he takes me to work every morning in the cart, all the village people use these contraptions, they double up as skips, delivery vans and personal transport, cost nothing to run just eats grass, and the waste is good for the garden, I think these Bulgarians could show us a thing or two, got my fuel for the winter today, 8 cubic metres of hardwood, it arrives in one metre lengths which needs cutting and chopping, going to ask Olga if she can oblige.Yawn.Has Trigger ever been saddled or put to work? I'd expect Olga to be in the answer UV.
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Given that fair Olga is the same as any red blooded female, she'd have no problem handling a chopper of any size, or a massive chunk of wood.
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*yawn* invite please so hard to wake up to typeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Or even a log. Yawn... There is a disturbance near the gates of yawn manor. Some cat in heat I imagine.Given that fair Olga is the same as any red blooded female, she'd have no problem handling a chopper of any size, or a massive chunk of wood.
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After months of secret construction and failed scaffolding, the north tower is now reopen with a few improvements. The first of which is the DeLorean time machine replica which saw great opening figures on Wednesday 14th.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Replica????After months of secret construction and failed scaffolding, the north tower is now reopen with a few improvements. The first of which is the DeLorean time machine replica which saw great opening figures on Wednesday 14th.
Vish told me it was the real deal! I was planning on going back and giving myself the lotto numbers from last week. 😔
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It's not a replica no more....
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Saturday 22nd December.
23:11.
I can confirm all is ok, in case your wondering.
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Yawn, disturbed sleep by invite to a V. When I rejected it by flattening a few turf (well he shouldn't have woken me) I am now the target. Oh well at least I have a new Stam Dump for the next week. Yawn, back to sleep while Stamina rebuilds. 😴
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Blow your stamina beans all over those cupcakes Hyena. Yawn.
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vishbume wrote:
One little slap and they cancelled the V. 😿Blow your stamina beans all over those cupcakes Hyena. Yawn.
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The power of the Yawn!
A micro slap and the vendetta unzips quicker than a cheap whores basque
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Wow! Olga can really handle a large chopper, ( not Triggers) she swung that axe like a pro, 8 cubic metres reduced to firewood in minutes, poor old trig was hypnotised as Olga's backside swung from side to side, I could tell he was really excited as a couple of buttons popped off his pyjama's, luckily they landed in Olga's cleavage, it may be some time before they turn up!.
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Since the Yawns Eastern European outreach programme has been deemed a success (thank you UltraV) the Yawn have taken it upon themselves to produce "The Big Cat Bill" and change the way sleep is thought of.
Mandate suggestions soon!
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Hmm, yes I've always thought of sleep as being underrated, some people seem to constantly postpone going to bed? Mind you I blame TV keeping us up all night, could the bakers have invented it? Was John Logie Baid really John Logie Bread?.Since the Yawns Eastern European outreach programme has been deemed a success (thank you UltraV) the Yawn have taken it upon themselves to produce "The Big Cat Bill" and change the way sleep is thought of.
Mandate suggestions soon!
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I'll join but..........I'm too tired........ to write the rest of this.
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Too tired to find a good croissant. Yawn.
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😔😌😩😫😦😧😮😯😴😴😴😴😴
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The Far Side wrote:
A croissant? Wash your mouth out! Next thing you'll be drinking coffee mocha in Greggs!Too tired to find a good croissant. Yawn.
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The Far Side wrote:
I trust you intended to smash the evil baker product, not eat it...Too tired to find a good croissant. Yawn.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Think it was one of those Freudian slips Charlie, thinking maybe he's the spawn of Jamie Oliver!The Far Side wrote:
I trust you intended to smash the evil baker product, not eat it...Too tired to find a good croissant. Yawn.
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Yawn, time for my mid afternoon, post lunch, pre afternoon tea (no baked goods allowed), nap 😴
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Nay, nay, no slip. The bakers put me under their spell as a wee lad delivering papers at 5:00am, just when the alluring aromas of breads, pies, cookies and donuts wafted through the clear, crisp morning air. They had my tongue on a string. The only saving grace was they were artisans, not masters of Twinky and Wonderbread manufacturing. My heart lives in a French bistro in a Parisian neighborhood. Sad, but true.
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I have smashed the evil baker product with my mandibles, squashing it to an unrecognizable form. It's the best I can do until I'm rescued.
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The Far Side wrote:
Fear not my dear fellow, at Yawn HQ we have devised a special program to rid you of your deep seated cravings, borrowed from the C.I.A (they used it to free agents from cocaine addiction) if you contact Charlie he will arrange to pick you up, you will be blindfolded, and driven at high speed in Charlies Skoda to the Yawn soundproof cellar, please bring your PJ's and several pairs of underpants, I'm sure we can sort you out.I have smashed the evil baker product with my mandibles, squashing it to an unrecognizable form. It's the best I can do until I'm rescued.
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