The movement of 'The Yawn' needs You!!!!!!!
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
To yawn with Mr BC is a great honor.☣ ᏔλᎡᎡĮØᎡ ☣ wrote:
Yawn....
yawn
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To Yawn with Big Cat whilst watching him Gangnam style is an ever greater honour.
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Hyena snores loudly and Cat with his ganghams ensure the yawns for the next day.
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Bulgarian sojourns.
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Fried on the phone, all becoming a drone so....Yawn.
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Hmm, Gangnam style, much prefer the Shuffle, much fun to try after drinking 2 litres of white wine, only £1 at the local shop, bet you can't beat those prices in Espania Vish, lol.
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I think lidl do a normal bottle for £1.99 but its more anti-freeze than squished grapes
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
The wines here are really nice, plus at a quid a go you can afford to ensure you can really get a good nights sleep, hell I wash my socks in it! (kills the smell!)I think lidl do a normal bottle for £1.99 but its more anti-freeze than squished grapes
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Ahhh that was one hell of an afternoonTo Yawn with Big Cat whilst watching him Gangnam style is an ever greater honour.
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I just wish I could yawn as strong as you lot. I've read to page 16 and fallen asleep.
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Sneaky Ninja wrote:
You made it to page 16 before falling asleep.... Strong in the dark side you are.I just wish I could yawn as strong as you lot. I've read to page 16 and fallen asleep.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I can vouch for the Sneak Mr. BC, he's a young protege I thought had retired.Sneaky Ninja wrote:
You made it to page 16 before falling asleep.... Strong in the dark side you are.I just wish I could yawn as strong as you lot. I've read to page 16 and fallen asleep.
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Yawn.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
We have wine in a tetra-brick. (bric?) tastes like shite but mixed with coca-cola is a delight for the palette.Hmm, Gangnam style, much prefer the Shuffle, much fun to try after drinking 2 litres of white wine, only £1 at the local shop, bet you can't beat those prices in Espania Vish, lol.
I bought a bottle of Mayering rum the other day for 2.69 cent. Bought it for somebody annoying back home who was pestering me to get him rum.
Haha, I can picture him now:roasting chestnuts over an open fire dressed in a a greasy cigarette burnt bathrobe and a glass of Mayering,don't you know, swishing around his mug. -
Sunday afternoon yawn....
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vishbume wrote:
And I thank you for the gift dear friend.Ultraviolet wrote:
We have wine in a tetra-brick. (bric?) tastes like shite but mixed with coca-cola is a delight for the palette.Hmm, Gangnam style, much prefer the Shuffle, much fun to try after drinking 2 litres of white wine, only £1 at the local shop, bet you can't beat those prices in Espania Vish, lol.
I bought a bottle of Mayering rum the other day for 2.69 cent. Bought it for somebody annoying back home who was pestering me to get him rum.
Haha, I can picture him now:roasting chestnuts over an open fire dressed in a a greasy cigarette burnt bathrobe and a glass of Mayering,don't you know, swishing around his mug.The robe came like that - "box fresh" from Lidl's quality range. The normal ones have rat bitten holes along the sleeves and used tissues stuffed in the pockets.
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Ahem,cough cough Mayerling 12 year old. Cost 20 cent more,and can be splashed onto the robe to kill the smell of chippers. Much more street cred.
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Yawwwwwwwn... is it bad that I dozed 12 times reading this last page? I'd read the entire thread, but I think I'm just gonna take a nap insteazzzzzz. Zzzzzz. Zzzzz.
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To yawn with friends in front of an open fire, cigar in one hand, single malt in the other. Ahhh pleasant dreams....
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Hyena wrote:
Or a mug of Mayerling's old chap sucking the last out of our fag ends as our nuts roast over an open fire.To yawn with friends in front of an open fire, cigar in one hand, single malt in the other. Ahhh pleasant dreams....
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Cohiba Robusto, perfectly aged. Yum. Yawn.
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vishbume wrote:
Now if the friend comes with benefits..... Well they could see that your hands are both busy....Hyena wrote:
Or a mug of Mayerling's old chap sucking the last out of our fag ends as our nuts roast over an open fire.To yawn with friends in front of an open fire, cigar in one hand, single malt in the other. Ahhh pleasant dreams....
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They could clean the house for you?
Is that what your getting at?
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
And if they're pretty you could inform them that it won't suck itself.They could clean the house for you?
Is that what your getting at?
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vishbume wrote:
Which reminds me I need a new vaccuum cleaner, apparently the last one wasn't meant to suck up liquids....Charlie Seiga wrote:
And if they're pretty you could inform them that it won't suck itself.They could clean the house for you?
Is that what your getting at?
Yawn, but that is to much like work. Better have a nap...
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Bonfire night.
Be sure to keep your pets indoors as the noise puts the shitters right up them.
Big Cat wouldn't get off the curtain rail for a week.
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
We don't have such noisy things here, good job too because me and Trigger can get an uninterrupted sleep, having problems with dam mice now, we need a good cat, any offers?Bonfire night.
Be sure to keep your pets indoors as the noise puts the shitters right up them.
Big Cat wouldn't get off the curtain rail for a week.
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Mice u say 😼Charlie Seiga wrote:
We don't have such noisy things here, good job too because me and Trigger can get an uninterrupted sleep, having problems with dam mice now, we need a good cat, any offers?Bonfire night.
Be sure to keep your pets indoors as the noise puts the shitters right up them.
Big Cat wouldn't get off the curtain rail for a week.
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Well.
Another bonfire night, another fireworks display at Yawn Towers.
It's always nice that Randombloke allows the new followers onto his patch of land by his wing to too see the display he puts on but we always manage to come back with less noobs than we went with.....
Some say its a real person on too of the fire "Wickerman" style, some say they just run off after trying Ultraviolet's rum punch.
Either way, it's always a good ending with the police, local fire station and two branches of MI5 turning up to shut him down.
"Enough Explosives to shift Kerry Katona" was the lead headline last year.
Memories.
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Yawn.Has Trigger ever been saddled or put to work? I'd expect Olga to be in the answer UV.
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