Ye Guts for Garters Pub
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Still waiting Gunstreet, sob,
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Ultraviolet wrote:
Happened to me too, SenioritaMafiosa stood me up 3 times... Have another drink... 🍺Still waiting Gunstreet, sob,
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I haven't stood up in weeks..
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Charlie Seiga wrote:
Much has been said of the strumpets of yoreI haven't stood up in weeks..
Of wenches and bawdy house queens by the score
But I sing of the baggage that we all adore,
The Landlord's DaughterYou'll never love another
Although she's not the kind of girl
To take home to your mother
The Landlord's DaughterHer ale it is lively and strong to the taste
It is brewed with discretion and never with haste
You can have all you like If you swear not to waste
The Landlord's DaughterAnd, when her name is mentioned
The parts of every gentleman
Do stand up at attention
The Landlord's DaughterOh, nothing can delight so
As does the part that lies between
Her left toe
And her right toe
The Landlord's Daughter -
It's time to take your place amongst the elect; time to keep your date with the Wickerman.
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The Lone O'Ranger🍊 stopped by for a drink on the weekend. His horse might have had a conversation with Trigger.
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🚲🍊Far Side🍊🚲 wrote:
More than just a conversation far! Nudge, nudge.The Lone O'Ranger🍊 stopped by for a drink on the weekend. His horse might have had a conversation with Trigger.
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Buuuuurrrrrppppp, sheesh who moved the pub to the second page? I'm thirsty and had to walk so far for a drink. Barkeep make that two... Yes just for me, do you see anyone else here?
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Burp, you heard the rumors that UV got Maybe Katie up the duff????
I wonder how Trigger will handle that???
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Why has the bartender reset? 😔
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FS is a magnificent person who also,I might add, pours with a loose wrist.An honour to know such a person.
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The one thing I will not miss are the oranges and trampolines
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gggccbhfxz wrote:
How dare you, girls in bikini's jumping on the trampoline whilst juggling oranges are what made this pub great....The one thing I will not miss are the oranges and trampolines
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Our preferences must yield to the forces of reality....but only on occasion.
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Schooner of VB thanks....
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Blowing the dust out of my glass.Times are quiet.Even the jockey boy sleeps undisturbed from the affections of Trigger.
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Many taverns replenish the good folk of our community but the Ye Guts for Garters is the most select.
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vishbume wrote:
Absolutely, it's the only one I go to.... I've been banned from the rest, something about a chandelier and ladies undergarments....Many taverns replenish the good folk of our community but the Ye Guts for Garters is the most select.
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A beer please so I can warble all the keener.
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"You do not drink,you say sirrah?".
"Throw a poncho over such thinkings,as we would over a nasty croon hawking her wares on the corner.Revel in the now and drink!,I say". -
"Stump up the price of that drink",said the buxom lass behind the bar."Pay it over at once.Need I mention the alternative?"
The young fop drew himself up to stand staggering and stabbed his bony finger into the musty air."I am not one to be trifled with.Pah for such pettifoggery!Be away with you woman lest you gain my disfavour".
"Then what say you of the shotgun aimed at your private bits?"
"My lady,never one to quibble,I leave you the sum of your premium beer .....and a gratuity!", he hastened to add. -
Aye, my good barkeep! Pour a mug of stout for the fine gentlemen in the booth o'er yonder! Yes, the shady looking one with the bucket on his head. Oh and whilst I have your attention, the hinges on the front door are beginning to squeak a tad.
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Good evening young scholars, what's been occurring in this fine establishment?
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Joy to the ears that hear.Brock! my good friend.At last you awake from your slumber though the curiosity shop will not like to see their 'Life-like' waxwork out and about.🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 These are on me Brock!
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Drink,feck,girls!
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Still the finest watering den.Where has dear Knight gone? Or UV and Trigger? Or anyone for that matter?
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Buuuuuurrrrrpppppp......Still the finest watering den.Where has dear Knight gone? Or UV and Trigger? Or anyone for that matter?
I'm still under the table....
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Still sipping.
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Melbourne Cup today, the horse race that stops a nation. Well mainly because we all get smashed at lunch and it's against OH&S for us to return to the office....
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Damn!!! Didn't even know this was a pub, been drinking outside the whole time... Dammit, 48 weeks outside
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