Really Bad Advice
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Sometimes the best way to give advice is to wrap it in sarcasm.
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Some individuals just get your point easier if your words have teeth.
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So go ahead and offer up some Really Bad Advice to other players.
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I'll post some myself ππ«π« EDS66343 π«π«
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Bad Advice: Is another player attacking you repeatedly? The first thing you should do is go to their comment board and insult them...and their mother. Use profanity, and lots of misspelled words and typos to really express your anger. That will stop them dead in their tracks. Who would dare keep attacking someone that is armed with an angry finger?!
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Don't put you're money in the bank even if you get attacked all the time, it's a scam! And if somebody attacks you.. yell at them, who the hell do they think they are anyway?!?
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Bad Advice: Want to grow your mob? Go to the Invite Codes section of the forums and start a thread titled something like, "Post your code here if you have a big weenie". Then watch millions of codes come pouring in. And the best part is that the codes in YOUR invite code thread will be totally different from the codes in the 635 other invite code threads. It is just magical.
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The more comments you leave about someone attacking you from your own mob, the more income you get.
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People with more mob and higher stamina pay off twice as much, but it's also a ratio of how much you have out of the bank. So don't bank, just attack their turf. If you can't beat the first turf just go to the next one.
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get head
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If you wash your iphone on the gentle cycle you don't have to worry about being picked on anymore
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If you zoom in on another player's turf, then holding your iPhone or Touch loosely in your hand, flick it smartly in the direction you want that turf to move. This will result in that turf sliding to a different location.
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Single hard flicks can move a turf into an adjacent state.
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This is really handy if there is a turf that is too far away to attack. I once flicked a turf from Australia to Virginia just so i could attack and capture it.
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It will take practice so be patient. I have found that dabs of Vaseline or even lip gloss on my fingertips can help get a better flick. -
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email me, patsy...i dare you
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Fight
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Prez, I think my use of the words "lip gloss" made your loins tingle...you savage beast.
Chuggerz, you have not been following all our recent posts in the invite code section...Our friction has turned into some kind of warm glow, prez and I are making mix tapes for each other now.
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This helps make your turf bigger. Before buying new turf drive in a circle with a 3/4 mile radius then buy your new turf. You can also do this walking or running but takes much more time good luck!
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This works well:
find someone who has named one of their turfs home and drive to tat location. When u see someone leaving the house with an iPhone, run over to them, grab the phone and stamp on it. Then run away!
You'll notice that the owner of the turf nolonger banks their money, buys upgrades or fights for quite a while.
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Patsy Killine wrote:
Prez, I think my use of the words "lip gloss" made your loins tingle...you savage beast.
Chuggerz, you have not been following all our recent posts in the invite code section...Our friction has turned into some kind of warm glow, prez and I are making mix tapes for each other now.
I LOVE YOU LONG TIME, PATSY
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Prez, you are the "vel" to my "cro" π
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are all english women cool like you? in america we'd call you a "down ass chick"
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Getmore wrote:
hahaha. i stamp iPhones all day everyday.When u see someone leaving the house with an iPhone, run over to them, grab the phone and stamp on it. Then run away!
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Getmore wrote:
hahaha. i stamp iPhones all day everyday.When u see someone leaving the house with an iPhone, run over to them, grab the phone and stamp on it. Then run away!
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π π Aw shucks Prez you sweet tiger, I'm not all that. π π
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at least in my brain u r
xoxo
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You just inspired a new term: "Cybeer goggles". Hehe. π
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P.S. xoxoEDS66343xoxo
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Pasty...you crack me up daily. Thank you. Wanna be my new bff? Haha :)
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Bella, heck ya we can share the bicycle banana seat and drink from the same straw! Sparks like us gotta stick together, easier to start fires that way. π
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Wow. Never thought love could come from "wars"
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Chuggerz, Yep sorta odd.
It has taken me a while to realize that anger and affection are strange yet frequent bed fellows.
For more detail see the Wikipedia article about "Make-up Sex".
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Good advice: If you lost after you attacked someone that is 5 levels higher than you, try again! And keep trying until it works!! It'll work eventually!!
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I have noticed driving around that someone from Apple has left a little gps tracker at the exact location of each turf! I saw one of Carlitus's turf markers so I picked it up and ate it. When I checked turf wars, I captured that turf!
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Bumped because I missed it :D
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Nice bump. Laughed ALOT.
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