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go to the invite code page at the forums and post every word wrong and you will get a lot of posts
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There is a secret on turf wars called fire attack and it's really easy to use. Just post "fire attack fire" on any mobster larger than yourselfs wall (works best if they are more than twice your size). Wait an hour and try and capture their turf and you will be able to win the fight everytime. This can only be used once a day and if they ask why you posted fire attack on their wall just post something like shut up noob back as that makes it more effective. The angrier you make them the better it works.
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Be a noob and ask a lot of dumb questions. It improves your experience!
Some good questions:
"How do I win?"
"How do I change my profile pic?"
"I want a turf in NYC. I live in Idaho. How can i do this?"Also...misspell wurds & uze slaang. Annd tipoos! Itz cooll! Annd it increazes heelth. Idk y tho...
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Delete all your turfs right after putting all of your upgrades on it. Also, always put turf in water. Nick is very interested in that. He always gives you rewards for it. Oh and don't forget to trash talk people with 20K+ mobs. It makes people think you're cooler. 👍
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Always bully lower levels, you get loads of money and no one cares. Try doing this with people under level 15.
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Bump
Lol, you guys are awesome :)
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Besides the fire attack cheat, there is one, less well known one: the 'superman' cheat. If you post I…AM…SUPERMAN! On the wall of every player you know with 10,000+ mob. If you do, you get $10 billion, level 100, and 6,000 henchmen, you can double this by adding AND…YOU…ARE…A…DOUCHE! To the above statement.
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gaden mctavish wrote:
This is true too.Always bully lower levels, you get loads of money and no one cares. Try doing this with people under level 15.
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How did someone not yet update this?
Crucial pointIf you do NOT want your turf to be captured turn your capture turf button OFF on the home page. This prevents people from taking turf from you.
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To get more mob post on the General Discussion
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LOL! I was drinking juice at the time at read this. I laughed, and spat it all over my new shirt, Still worth it though!
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On 🔥🔥Gas Day🔥🔥 Make sure you cuss out every mobster that takes a turf from you; profanity is a strong deterant and they'll leave you alone...trust me!
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CAP all the inactives w/in ur CAP range. That'l make u uber populr among the 'local TW celebrities.' 😄😄😄
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Bad advice- when attacking a player with more than 1,000 mob, always disarm your mob.
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Bad advice:if u need money sell All of ur stuff
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Patsy Killine wrote:
It works!!!!😄😄😄😄If you zoom in on another player's turf, then holding your iPhone or Touch loosely in your hand, flick it smartly in the direction you want that turf to move. This will result in that turf sliding to a different location.
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Single hard flicks can move a turf into an adjacent state.
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This is really handy if there is a turf that is too far away to attack. I once flicked a turf from Australia to Virginia just so i could attack and capture it.
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It will take practice so be patient. I have found that dabs of Vaseline or even lip gloss on my fingertips can help get a better flick. -
As soon as you hit level 25, create a vendetta against das hyena. Then proceed to attack all of his turfs whenever you get stamina. Be sure to hit the ones with high influence so that you get his attention. If he sees this, he will give you don points and protect you from everyone.
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Post the same question in every forum & bump all the threads every 10 minutes.
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When your income arrives, spem all your money on shanks. It makes you look really cool!
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Snugglebunny wrote:
It could. What if you are under a barrage of attacks?Put all your money in the bank instead of leveling up your turf it helps alot
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Everytime someone complains about their turf getting capped by a bully I see replies about how some of there best allies came from being attacked. Ergo de factoid - attack more turf = make more allies!!!
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There is a trick to get 100000 influence on each turf you own. Find the strongest guy in your area and attack him, ONLY after disarming your mob. Then attack him constantly. If you can't fight anymore, heal yourself using don points and your cash. If he attacks back, that's good! In fact, if he caps your turfs it doubles the amount of influence gained! It may be a good idea to go to his or her wall and insult them. Also, it is unconfirmed but if you insult their mother it may further increase the influence gained! Try it! Then any turf made from then on will now have over 100000 influence. Own the world!
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Xnabs wrote:
I must be pretty cool then 😜When your income arrives, spem all your money on shanks. It makes you look really cool!
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Bad advice number 773: Make a thread called "invite (your invite code here)" every three minutes in all the forums. Do this for an hour, then go and bump them up repeatedly until they are all at the top. In the post for when you create the topic:
•Mispel evry woerd
•Call top mob leaders the most vile insult you know
•Include at least three lines of nothing but the word spamIt adds 400000000 henchmen to your mob and refills all your stats.
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Getmore wrote:
Lolololololololol .... Many funny posts, but THIS is epic! HahaThis works well:
find someone who has named one of their turfs home and drive to tat location. When u see someone leaving the house with an iPhone, run over to them, grab the phone and stamp on it. Then run away!
You'll notice that the owner of the turf nolonger banks their money, buys upgrades or fights for quite a while.
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cas wrote:
Haha so true ... I'm laying in bed trying not to laugh cos people are asleep ... Epic thread!Lol o haven't laughed so much ur all mad
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HackSack wrote:
Kind of true. Kind of ... Only, the Don DOES care ... And nobody can beat HIM (point of the level 15 comment "lol)gaden mctavish wrote:
This is true too.Always bully lower levels, you get loads of money and no one cares. Try doing this with people under level 15.
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Bad advice- cuss out the Don, cuss on Nick's comments and attack everyone who will get help from the Don
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Bad advice: never spend money on upgrades this will make others attack you less as it seems your a small player will little points and money. Don't bank it eather as like all banks there are on going charges the 10% is a daily fee I personally lost 2.4mil befor I realized. Spend all your profile points on attack that will aid you if anyone happens to attack you you will be stronger than them, don't bother with defence, a good defence is a good offense as they say. Once you have 2mil - 5mil attack high players the money you will depends on what you have on hand (bank deposits don't count) with all the points you spent on attack will mean you can beat them eaiserly I've beaten top members winning a minimum of 1 mill each time!!!
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Get your friends hooked to this game. Capp his turf when he's bot looking. Watch him rage quit on you for about 3 hours. When he's not looking go over to his house and Capp his house before he can.... Watch your friendship blow up in flames <3
Ps I also took our school muwhahhaahha 30 pple want to kill me know :D
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