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A great tip is to give yor iPhone to charity then maybe you will get a life and give a hobo some good times
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Bad advice: if someone 5 times your size is picking on you. Immediately declare a vendetta. Dont worry about whos going to be in it or bother with stategic planning just declare it, that'll scare them off. ( been seeing this happen way too much lattely
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Patsy Killine wrote:
I thought that was when a guy pulled out his blowup doll and called it is girlfriend? 😄For more detail see the Wikipedia article about "Make-up Sex".
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I just thought of a good one. Go to an apple store, and download turf wars on every iPod/iPhone. Create an account and build turfs for hours. Then go home and capture all those turfs. Do the same thing every day and you'll become HUGE!!!
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Bump
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Guys I got a good one.
Bad Advice: go to the fourm make a thread in the general discussion and put the thread name add me (your invite code) than bump the thread every 2min when Nick sees it u get a big reward -
How can I build water turf?
Take your iPhone and swim out to the middle of a lake.
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Iggy, how do you keep the apple store from kicking you out? I think after an hour or two they might start to wonder what you were doing.
Charlie-LMAO! 😄
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More bad advice: Send your iPhone to a random address in a different state. Ask the receiver to build up your turf there and then mail your phone back.
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Mystery wrote:
haha yeah 😼Iggy, how do you keep the apple store from kicking you out? I think after an hour or two they might start to wonder what you were doing.
Charlie-LMAO! 😄
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Here's another good one. Ok go onto the top mobsters list and pm everyone on there claiming that they mule. If you do this, they'll all quit so you can make it into the top mobsters list!!!
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This is the best noob advice I have read.
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The more emoji icons you have the mire invites you'll get
if someone attacks you, call a game admin. That is mean
if someone uses their mob to start a turf war and captures a turf you spent your hard earned dollars on call 911. That is gang violence
this is not an attacking game, you should not expect attacks or any related activity. If you experience any of the above, reset your phone
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If u add chuck Norris to your mob you will win the game
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If you want to get on the top mob list you have to set up a petition for yourself to be elected. In said petition state assertions that prove you are the best. To do this effectively make sure you insult people with higher mob than you. If they attack you will gain more experience points. All a part of your plan to soar high above your competitors baby! You will level up most rapidly.
It also helps to name yourself something that would make the current top mobsters look bad. Going forward name all your turfs after people on the current top mob list and people will associate you with the members on the top mob list. Make sure you surround their names with HTML code for strike throughs like this:
top mobster name
Make sure you put your petition on everyones wall.
Buy the way, you are much more likely to end up on the top mob list if you are innovative. This is usually accomplished by trying to get top mobsters banned, removed, or advocate for other players to petition against them.
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Also, everyone knows that you will get on the top mob list faster if you are prepared to play. To do that you have to have mob. Punching code is a bad way to accomplish this. A better way is the following:
Level up first by buying don points and running missions. Save all your money up. Don't build new turf and stay under 10 percent of everyones influence. As soon as you save up a $100,000,000 spend it all on Tommyguns. Mob will flock to your account right away to be a part of your mob. Then, they don't have to buy their own guns.
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Spend all your points on attack and defense!
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This is an epic help!!! I think I have advice... Desperately wanna be a capo? All places taken? Hop on over to the middle east... Very few places over there!
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When you level up, put all your points into attack and defense. Don't worry about the other stats; by level 50 you will be unbeatable.
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Build alot of turfs level them up to 84 do this over and over again and then tear them down
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fydge wrote:
Build alot of turfs level them up to 84 do this over and over again and then tear them down
This guy forgot the important part:
Load your turfs with loot like Union Bosses, distribution centers, bag men, alcohol licenses and then destroy the turf. You won't believe how much money you will make during your hops.
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Mr. Ikslopot wrote:
Lol I did forgetfydge wrote:
Build alot of turfs level them up to 84 do this over and over again and then tear them down
This guy forgot the important part:
Load your turfs with loot like Union Bosses, distribution centers, bag men, alcohol licenses and then destroy the turf. You won't believe how much money you will make during your hops.
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Go on to every forum except Invite Codes, and say "add me" on a new thread that you have created. Continue to bump this thread every minute you can. But remember! Just say "add me", don't put your invite code or nick might ban you!
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Lol o haven't laughed so much ur all mad
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Mr. Ikslopot wrote:
Yes.Spend all your points on attack and defense!
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The bet way to mob up is to put your code in the general discussion forum! Everyone will see it there! And I f anyone EVER attacks you, reset immediatly!
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If you are getting income, tear down your turf.
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Patsy Killine wrote:
If you zoom in on another player's turf, then holding your iPhone or Touch loosely in your hand, flick it smartly in the direction you want that turf to move. This will result in that turf sliding to a different location.
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Single hard flicks can move a turf into an adjacent state.
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This is really handy if there is a turf that is too far away to attack. I once flicked a turf from Australia to Virginia just so i could attack and capture it.
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It will take practice so be patient. I have found that dabs of Vaseline or even lip gloss on my fingertips can help get a better flick.Hahahaha
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Hahaha that was so funny!!!!!
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Ur all mad so funny
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