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ChainsawCharlie wrote:
since when are arms considered legs? Guess I just gave myself a good foot fetish:)Angel of Blades wrote:
YOU wrote:
come on try it guys!What walks on four legs in the morning two legs in the evening and three at night?
Man.
Morning=early life/baby
4 legs-crawlingevening=mid life/adulthood
walking on two legsNight=senior citizen. 3rd lage is a cane.
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OYG wrote:
a dead penguin?Wht black and white and red all over?
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OYG wrote:
a bleeding penguin 🐧✂🔫🚧Wht black and white and red all over?
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Okay I got another one; what's black and brown that looks good on a lawyer?
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A hard dick! Lol jk
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How about briefcase!
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The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
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Negrita Chula wrote:
-_-A hard dick! Lol jk
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Negrita Chula wrote:
nope a Doberman. 😋How about briefcase!
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Angel of Blades wrote:
a dead zebra. LmaoOYG wrote:
a dead penguin?Wht black and white and red all over?
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A newpaper duhh
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Here's a dirty joke for u guys:
There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem.The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vigina' and it will start having sex with you".
So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis"
Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
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Negrita Chula wrote:
lmaoHere's a dirty joke for u guys:
There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem.The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vigina' and it will start having sex with you".
So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis"
Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
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YOU wrote:
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
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andy1 wrote:
idkYOU wrote:
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
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andy1 wrote:
a coffinYOU wrote:
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
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Is this just for MEN only or WOMEN also?
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What's something that makes noise but this forum needs?
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Have a easy one:
imagine ur in a room with no doors and windows. You have rope, a pillow, and a knife. How do you get out? -
Open ur eyes
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Grimjaow wrote:
make a window with the knife and climb outHave a easy one:
imagine ur in a room with no doors and windows. You have rope, a pillow, and a knife. How do you get out? -
Grimjaow wrote:
stop imagining! LolHave a easy one:
imagine ur in a room with no doors and windows. You have rope, a pillow, and a knife. How do you get out? -
Go out the window
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Mr. Linderman wrote:
correct!!!! Here's ur reward 🍘Grimjaow wrote:
stop imagining! LolHave a easy one:
imagine ur in a room with no doors and windows. You have rope, a pillow, and a knife. How do you get out? -
Another one:
there were 3 people on a boat. There was a wave and the boat flipped, and they all fell in. Not a single man got wet. How did this happen? -
Grimjaow wrote:
they fell in the boatAnother one:
there were 3 people on a boat. There was a wave and the boat flipped, and they all fell in. Not a single man got wet. How did this happen? -
Grimjaow wrote:
they were womenAnother one:
there were 3 people on a boat. There was a wave and the boat flipped, and they all fell in. Not a single man got wet. How did this happen? -
Wat am I?
I am hard all day! People touch me all the time. I come in all shapes, colors and sizes! The only thing is that if u don't use me, I will Neva open up to u! Wat am I? -
You thow away the outside cook then inside then eat the outside and thow away the inside.what did you eat?
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A ship is anchored out in the bay. The water rises two feet every five minutes but goes down one foot every 2.5 minutes. When will the water breech a ten foot hull?
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