If you had a million dollars💰💰
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PmOnEy9911 wrote:
.... Really??? Take a moment and think about it... Key words here are "Flesh" "stimulate" "on yourself"cj brown wrote:
WTF is fellatioA flesh light is a thing to simulate fellatio on yourself. It mimicks flesh and is shaped like a flashlight.
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I would change it all to .999 silver bars and wait for hyper inflation to kick in
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cj brown wrote:
then u would leave with less!I would get it all changed into pennies and then visit my local coinstar machine.
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Create my own resturaunt
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I would invest it in a half decent bond take out a mortgage on a really nice house and allow the interest off my million to carry me through life no Botha retired at 25 sweet !
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I'd eat it all
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Wear house and pennies explain enough?
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BlackBerry Bold. iPhone . And probably max on henchmen
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Fucking stupid ppl, million dollars is not a lot of money these days that's why America is in the shit hole. Invest that shit and get more money, instead of buying a car a boat after that what do u have nothing u can't even pay taxes or insurance on those thing so it gets repoed and u loose more then the item, u fuck Ur credit up and Ur done.
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PmOnEy9911 wrote:
Ask your mum! 👍cj brown wrote:
WTF is fellatioA flesh light is a thing to simulate fellatio on yourself. It mimicks flesh and is shaped like a flashlight.
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KING PUMA wrote:
Genious.I would change it all to .999 silver bars and wait for hyper inflation to kick in
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Add 😝MARC😝 wrote:
henchmen cost 15 don points per 99 cents so if anythin it'll be 15 million don points.... How will you be able to afford weapons though. I rather have over 12 million turfs but imagine how long that'll take. Hell just 1 mil will take forever to reachcj brown wrote:
Theres a hench limit. 75% of mob a think(plz correct if am wrong)I would buy a million henchmen 😃
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Savings account.
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Buy a room filled with gold coins so I can dive in like Scrooge mcduck
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📡Gadget📡 wrote:
She already taught me 👍PmOnEy9911 wrote:
Ask your mum! 👍cj brown wrote:
WTF is fellatioA flesh light is a thing to simulate fellatio on yourself. It mimicks flesh and is shaped like a flashlight.
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If I had enough after the government took its cut, I'd buy a mcdouble.
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I'd buy bacon, lots and lots of bacon.
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Randy84 wrote:
FUCK YES!!!! And when I die from bacon overdose I'll leave my riches to charities evey dividedI'd buy bacon, lots and lots of bacon.
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Well I had a million dollars but I
I'd spend it allIf I could find that heina
And that Sancho that she'd found
Well I'd pop a cap in Sancho
And I'd slap her down -
Two chicks at the same time
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👽🔫TheShocker👽🔫 wrote:
'Mericer!🇺🇸Fucking stupid ppl, million dollars is not a lot of money these days that's why America is in the shit hole. Invest that shit and get more money, instead of buying a car a boat after that what do u have nothing u can't even pay taxes or insurance on those thing so it gets repoed and u loose more then the item, u fuck Ur credit up and Ur done.
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Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Both of urs taught me together!👍👍📡Gadget📡 wrote:
She already taught me 👍PmOnEy9911 wrote:
Ask your mum! 👍cj brown wrote:
WTF is fellatioA flesh light is a thing to simulate fellatio on yourself. It mimicks flesh and is shaped like a flashlight.
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Stormageddon wrote:
Wiv 1mill u could hav 10lasses or 5sets of twins? 😉Two chicks at the same time
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trigga10- wrote:
Alright, people. I don't think that we need to teach him about what it is. He might only be a kid. Would you really want him asking his parents and getting banned from the game? Do we really need more inactives?Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Both of urs taught me together!👍👍📡Gadget📡 wrote:
She already taught me 👍PmOnEy9911 wrote:
Ask your mum! 👍cj brown wrote:
WTF is fellatioA flesh light is a thing to simulate fellatio on yourself. It mimicks flesh and is shaped like a flashlight.
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
We were just kidding and for pmoney dont as your parents just forget about it we just foolin aroundtrigga10- wrote:
Alright, people. I don't think that we need to teach him about what it is. He might only be a kid. Would you really want him asking his parents and getting banned from the game? Do we really need more inactives?Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Both of urs taught me together!👍👍📡Gadget📡 wrote:
She already taught me 👍PmOnEy9911 wrote:
Ask your mum! 👍cj brown wrote:
WTF is fellatioA flesh light is a thing to simulate fellatio on yourself. It mimicks flesh and is shaped like a flashlight.
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trigga10- wrote:
I know. I just didn't want to possibly end up an active, forum using player down. There's not many of us as it is.Morgan Freeman wrote:
We were just kidding and for pmoney dont as your parents just forget about it we just foolin aroundtrigga10- wrote:
Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Both of urs taught me together!👍👍📡Gadget📡 wrote:
She already taught me 👍PmOnEy9911 wrote:
Ask your mum! 👍cj brown wrote:
WTF is fellatioA flesh light is a thing to simulate fellatio on yourself. It mimicks flesh and is shaped like a flashlight.
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billyzane wrote:
Way to ruin the moment.😉. JkI would spend 500k on my children's education and the rest to the less fortunate..
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uksspy wrote:
I'm not one that lives for mercandise. Although when I do get something cool or new I am grateful lol I can live off of hand me downs cereal water and in a cave with no shoes for the rest of my life. I rather be on like an island but what if there's like a storm or somethin. I'm screwed. Unless the island has a big hill or mountainbillyzane wrote:
Way to ruin the moment.😉. JkI would spend 500k on my children's education and the rest to the less fortunate..
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Put 250k in a different bank every 3 months as a CD that will earn 3% interest over the year and go pick up the 7500 dollar interest check every 3 months.
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