If you had a million dollars💰💰
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cj brown wrote:
Thanks google hardly works. Glad to know that the smart people are on here!A flesh light is a thing to simulate fellatio on yourself. It mimicks flesh and is shaped like a flashlight.
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Doc Xray wrote:
Actually BNL, not blowfish. Next time just remember to bring your fancy Dijon ketchup and everything will be ok.Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
I would buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, that's cruel
Nice blowfish pull!
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I try
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The Inspector. wrote:
Huh. I'm surprised that kids in my school don't know that word. Anyway, that's just plain wrong.cj brown wrote:
Thanks google hardly works. Glad to know that the smart people are on here!A flesh light is a thing to simulate fellatio on yourself. It mimicks flesh and is shaped like a flashlight.
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Bruenor wrote:
Damn, and I thought my simple wish list was planned out...First thig I'd do, is put it in a bank, barely getting by on a menial job, for a year or two, then I'd take the interest, help my fiancée pay for college, buy an M110, and hire a thug to shoot at the president, during a speach. I'd save his life, and when he offers me something in return, I'd ask for 5 tax free acres of land in Colorado, where I would use 509k to build a small castle, and another 11k putting a fence around my land. I would then keep the rest in the bank, paying bills and buying food at a minimum, till it started building back up, and would be a perfect nest egg to retire with at 30 :P After that, I'd turn part of my land into a paintball field, and charge people. Simple, yes :)
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I'd fly straight to Florida, pickup my love in a limo, take her on a hot air balloon ride, go to her father, tell him I'm marrying her, and help her mom pay her through college.
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Buy a pool, fill it with exotic cheeses and glitter, and go swimming.
Or… get a crossbow and bow-and-arrow, put some in the bank, a good deal towards charities and disease research, and keep the rest for whenever I wanted or needed something.
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Bruenor wrote:
Would you like me have my previous comment that has the one that you deleted deleted because you deleted it for privacy or some other reason?I'd fly straight to Florida, pickup my love in a limo, take her on a hot air balloon ride, go to her father, tell him I'm marrying her, and help her mom pay her through college.
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
I'd be rich!I would buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, that's cruel
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. Haha that was my life plan for a million, and I suddenly came up with a new one, and didn't want to post twice..did you want to share it, haha go ahead
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Bruenor wrote:
Damn, not even I can come up with a new plan for spending a million dollars that quick! And btw did I make it to where you had to read my comment again or stop to understand it?). Haha that was my life plan for a million, and I suddenly came up with a new one, and didn't want to post twice..did you want to share it, haha go ahead
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Jeff 🍆 Newton wrote:
Just dont buy it off craigslist... HahaAll the different fleshlights 🆒
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The Inspector. wrote:
Nope I understood it easy enough.. Haha :)Bruenor wrote:
Damn, not even I can come up with a new plan for spending a million dollars that quick! And btw did I make it to where you had to read my comment again or stop to understand it?). Haha that was my life plan for a million, and I suddenly came up with a new one, and didn't want to post twice..did you want to share it, haha go ahead
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Donate $30 every month to those that are suffering in africa. And the rest goes into saving in high interest rate banks. Only take them out for rainy days
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I would have my own Doppler radar installed in my backyard.
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ᎦᏣᏌЂДᎦᎿ६٧६ wrote:
Doh! 😳 Yup. BNL are so much better - witty canucks!Doc Xray wrote:
Actually BNL, not blowfish. Next time just remember to bring your fancy Dijon ketchup and everything will be ok.Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
I would buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, that's cruel
Nice blowfish pull!
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A million more? I've won the lottery before!
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cj brown wrote:
How do you empty it..?A flesh light is a thing to simulate fellatio on yourself. It mimicks flesh and is shaped like a flashlight.
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
👍👍👍👍I would buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, that's cruel
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I would buy me sum chips nd giv the rest to charity
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Hookers and beer for all my friends. They'd all owe me one and I'd be set for life in hookers and beer.
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MK💉Ultra🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Why yes. Yes I did 😉Fleshlights? Did you really just go there?
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I'd buy a kilo of coke and a few bottles of Johnny walker blue label and probably O.D
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Lemonade Man wrote:
What sports team can ya buy for only a million?!?!?A professional sports team.
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Yesterday, I told a cute girl I know that if I had a million dollars, she'd always have Shirley Temples (the drink), gingerbread ladies (the cookies), and Tampax Pearls (for tampon wars).
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dr. seuss wrote:
He said a million not 100 million lol.Buy a small island
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shrinut wrote:
I will clean it.noobspwn1 wrote:
Gross. We all know how filthy money is. You will catch some filthy diseaseI would get a swimming pool of money.
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I would get my toe reattached
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cj brown wrote:
WTF is fellatioA flesh light is a thing to simulate fellatio on yourself. It mimicks flesh and is shaped like a flashlight.
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Live on intrest
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