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Mystery wrote:
lolzPardonMySarcasm wrote:
I know, I know, men only, so I'm not voting. But I've just gotta say it: So you would enjoy another man checking you out? Or would you like the opportunity to check other men out? 😄Disagreed. I ain't ashamed of nothin'.
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It seems as though man law has made it's first ruling.
1. Eyes must stay forward, agreed. Or else risk the chance of making accidental eye contact (which is the biggest bathroom don't.) Conversation can be made at the sink, at the urinal is ok if at a sporting event and it should be extremely brief and about the game, on the John conversation must NEVER be made, let me do my business and leave me alone.
🔨🔨Man law has spoken🔨🔨
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YOU 3 min ago Quote
Discussion topic number two. When you're out with the fellas watching a game, at a sports bar, playing video games or whatever else and your girl calls. Do you answer? If so is there a time limit? How many calls do you answer? Are there exceptions to these rules? All right this one should be interesting. Give me feedback -
Turf Warrior wrote:
yes you answer when the first oppertunity calls ( toilet break, half time etc) anyother calls get ignored.YOU 3 min ago Quote
Discussion topic number two. When you're out with the fellas watching a game, at a sports bar, playing video games or whatever else and your girl calls. Do you answer? If so is there a time limit? How many calls do you answer? Are there exceptions to these rules? All right this one should be interesting. Give me feedbackMe personally she knows when I'm playing games not to interior me as I won't answer unless I'm on a break.
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Mystery wrote:
PardonMySarcasm wrote:
So you would enjoy another man checking you out? Or would you like the opportunity to check other men out? 😄Disagreed. I ain't ashamed of nothin'.
Those, sweetcheeks, are loaded questions.
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Wait, is this an established girlfriend or a bird who's pants you are trying to get into?
If you are already seeing them there can be limited phone convo at half time etc.
If it's a new girl u are trying to get with I say the lads should let the texting and calls happen even mid game. We should never cock block gents lol
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Turf Warrior wrote:
Yes. Cause frankly there are needs that she can fulfill that the fellas aint going to be able to touch; plus in many cases you live with her.YOU 3 min ago QuoteDiscussion topic number two. When you're out with the fellas watching a game, at a sports bar, playing video games or whatever else and your girl calls. Do you answer? If so is there a time limit? How many calls do you answer? Are there exceptions to these rules? All right this one should be interesting. Give me feedback
There's of course some gray area when it comes to playoffs or championship games...but everything else is tolerable & acceptable in small doses.
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I would like to add that there should be at least one urinal between "users" when possible
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That is a complicated question, which needs some clearification. Did the game just start, or is it about to end?either way, no answer. Is ur team mounting a comeback? ...no answer. Is ur team kickin ass or getting blown away? Answer is acceptable.
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I answer. She loves me enough to tell by how involved I am in the conversation.
"You're shooting people in the face." she said.
"yup." I said.
"love ya, bye!" she said.
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Sorry, sorry, I know! But I have to ask: Is eye contact at the urinal worse than glancing at another guy's johnson? Yes, PMS, they were loaded questions. BTW, this is totally my new favorite thread on the forum! I'll try to keep quiet now; once again I apologize!
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PardonMySarcasm wrote:
reminds me of when I was playing Halo3 she asksI answer. She loves me enough to tell by how involved I am in the conversation.
"You're shooting people in the face." she said.
"yup." I said.
"love ya, bye!" she said.
" do you want a cup of tea"
to which I reply
"I'm in th middle of trying to save the human race an you ask if I want a cuppa, are you mad woman"( I must add w have a good relationship and so I was able to get away with it)
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tlkhrd wrote:
yes even if it means you have to wait, never stand around waiting though, you look like a peeve then.I would like to add that there should be at least one urinal between "users" when possible
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Mystery wrote:
don't worry I haven't forgotten about this thread. Been busy today at work. Will update later. Until then keep the opinions coming on this topicBump!
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Turf Warrior wrote:
you can take the call if there is a reasonable expectation that it will get you some lovin or save her from worry..YOU 3 min ago Quote
Discussion topic number two. When you're out with the fellas watching a game, at a sports bar, playing video games or whatever else and your girl calls. Do you answer? If so is there a time limit? How many calls do you answer? Are there exceptions to these rules? All right this one should be interesting. Give me feedbackbut
1) you should expect to get crap from the guys
2) you should wait until she hangs up then...."and yeah the house better be clean when I get home woman"
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Agreed with above
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Agreed
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Okay a few different responses. I'm going to give a few options u guys say a b c
A. U can answer anytime but know u will get crap
B. Answer anytime except for huge championship game
C. Answer unless it's a big moment
D. Don't answer if game is on. Call back at commercial or halftime
E. You're out with the fellas. You'll call her back when you head out
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Definately D
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Mystery wrote:
This is like NO MA'AM club from married with children, and we're watching from the garage window or something to make sure the men dont get outta control lolBTW, this is totally my new favorite thread on the forum! I'll try to keep quiet now; once again I apologize!
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Bump I need more votes for a ruling
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Real men don't ask other men permission for what they can and can't do in a toilet. Only rules are unspoken. Don't look, don't touch
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davey boy wrote:
true but say ur at a mlb game or big event where 30 dudes at a time well, that's awkward enough lol so agreedMikey B wrote:
agreed. I like this approach. Nothing wrong with small talk. But eyes forward!Agree for the most part. I think statements can be made, but eyes must stay focused straight ahead. For example at sporting events, one can comment on the game at hand, but never look at the person while making said comment.
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Aggressive wrote:
hahaha "COME IN" I'm stealing that lol we got a single toilet at workAlso like to add one of the things that really annoys me. When I'm using a single person bathroom, the doors locked, every single time without exception someone will come and try turning the knob, realize it's locked and then proceed to knock continously until I respond. I used to reply with OCUPADO! Now I prefer to mix things up with a COME IN! I'm sorry, I understand you have to go the bathroom but knocking isn't going to speed up my process and like I mentioned before, if I'm on the John I shouldn't have to talk to anyone. Just leave me alone!
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GRANE wrote:
lmaoMystery wrote:
This is like NO MA'AM club from married with children, and we're watching from the garage window or something to make sure the men dont get outta control lolBTW, this is totally my new favorite thread on the forum! I'll try to keep quiet now; once again I apologize!
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"c" but keep it very brief. If the matter requires a conversation longer than a min. defer until intermissions or long breaks.
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RPL wrote:
I think that's exactly how I feel rpl. C gets my vote. I'm going to sleep now. C has two votes if it still has the most votes when I wake up it will be the decision"c" but keep it very brief. If the matter requires a conversation longer than a min. defer until intermissions or long breaks.
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RPL wrote:
👍"c" but keep it very brief. If the matter requires a conversation longer than a min. defer until intermissions or long breaks.
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Gotta be D
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The ruling is in!
It is not okay to answer your phone if you're with the fellas during big parts of the game. You can call her back during a commercial or at halftime. If the game is either not interesting or a blowout then exceptions can be made. Man law has spoken!!!🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨
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