Best dumb blonde joke??
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No offense to any blondes, im actually one, but im a guy...
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Then in that case.... This thread is the best dumb blonde joke
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Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons?
Cause blonde guys aren't all that smart either...
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How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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Jon Allen wrote:
That's funny, I'm blonde.🙎Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons?
Cause blonde guys aren't all that smart either...
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-How do you get a blonde out of a tree? ... Wave.
-Whats the difference between a sex doll and a blonde? ... About a pound of make up.
-Whats a vespa and a blonde have in common?... They are both fun to ride, until you're friends see you with one.
-What do you call a blonde surgeon?... A malpractice lawsuit. -
Zebulon Pike wrote:
Best one so far.How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
I honestly don't get it help meZebulon Pike wrote:
Best one so far.How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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Add JACOB wrote:
Don't worry, I don't get it either...₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
I honestly don't get it help meZebulon Pike wrote:
Best one so far.How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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-What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?..... Full
-Why do blondes wear underwear?... Keep there ankles warm.
- What do you call blondes in a freezer?.... Frosted flakes
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Jon Allen wrote:
It's an anti-joke. It doesn't have to make sense. But it's still funny.Add JACOB wrote:
Don't worry, I don't get it either...₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
I honestly don't get it help meZebulon Pike wrote:
Best one so far.How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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A brunette and a blonde jump off a building. Which lands first?
-The brunette because the has to stop and ask for directions -
YOU wrote:
Whoops forgot to put blonde in the answerA brunette and a blonde jump off a building. Which lands first?
-The brunette because the has to stop and ask for directions -
Add JACOB wrote:
I'm a blonde, I don't get it, everybody else would probilliy be confused or be like FTW!₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
I honestly don't get it help meZebulon Pike wrote:
Best one so far.How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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Sir talk a lot wrote:
Exactly.👆Add JACOB wrote:
I'm a blonde, I don't get it, everybody else would probilliy be confused or be like FTW!₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
I honestly don't get it help meZebulon Pike wrote:
Best one so far.How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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apeface wrote:
For the win!Sir talk a lot wrote:
Exactly.👆Add JACOB wrote:
I'm a blonde, I don't get it, everybody else would probilliy be confused or be like FTW!₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
I honestly don't get it help meZebulon Pike wrote:
Best one so far.How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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Jon Allen wrote:
Very funny, sir. LmaoWhy do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons?
Cause blonde guys aren't all that smart either...
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How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool. -
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news when a piece about a suicide came on.
The brunette suggested they have a bet as to whether the man jumps or not.
The blonde agrees and when the man jumps gives the money to the brunette.
The brunette refuses the money saying she'd seen the article earlier and knew what was going to happen.
To which the blonde replied, "I saw it too, but I didn't think he'd be stupid enough to do it again!"
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Hahaha yes
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Zebulon Pike wrote:
Anti jokes FTW!!How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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A blond girl got pulled over by a cop.
He walls up to the car and asks for her drivers license.
She looks every but could not find it. She then looks up and sees the rear view mirror with her reflection in it.
She grabs it and hands it to the cop and says "Well then, everything looks all right. Have a good day."
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How do you keep a blonde quiet?
show her the back of an orange juice bottle were it say 'concentrate' -
How did the blonde cause a helicopter crash?
She was worried about her hair so she turned off the giant fan above her head. -
Sir talk a lot wrote:
why would people shout for the win. It's WTF lmaoAdd JACOB wrote:
I'm a blonde, I don't get it, everybody else would probilliy be confused or be like FTW!₲rээƞℳɑƞ×℘ӈìℓɛ wrote:
I honestly don't get it help meZebulon Pike wrote:
Best one so far.How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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How do u know a blonde was at ur computer?
There's tippex on the moniter. -
Brunette says I slept with a Brazilian last night, blonde asks how many is a Brazilian
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For the record my wife's blonde i may need a couch
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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you. Run she's got a grenade in her mouth.
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travdog70 wrote:
Lol nice oneBrunette says I slept with a Brazilian last night, blonde asks how many is a Brazilian
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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
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