Best dumb blonde joke??
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A blond looks for a job in a rich neighborhood, and walks up to a house. A man answers and the blond asks for a job. The man says that she can paint the porch. She agrees and The man goes inside. The mans wife overhears the conversation and tells her husband "does she know that the porch goes all the way around the house?" the man answers "of course she does". About 30 minuets later the blond comes to the door.
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Continued-- the blond says she's done, and she had some paint left over so she gave it two coatings.The man gives he $50, surprised at her speed. As the blond walks away from the house, she stopped and called back, "by the way! It's not a porche, it's a ferrari"
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Q: A man finds a skeleton in a closet of a tall tower. Who is it?
A: The winner of the 1987 annual blonde hide-and-seek competition. -
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. In the bar there's a mirror that sucks you in if you tell it a lie. The brunette goes up to it and says "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world," and gets sucked in. The red head says the same thing and gets sucked in. The blonde goes up to it and says "I think-" and gets sucked in.
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I like swagger's
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A blonde, a brunette and a red head sit together at lunch. They open their lunch boxes and see that they have peanut butter and jelly. This occurs for the next few days. They were getting tired of peanut butter and jelly, so they vowed that if they had it again tomorrow they would jump out a window. They got it again, so they jumped. At the funeral, the brunette's family said "We were out of anything else." The red head's family said "We didn't think she was serious." The blonde's family said "She packs her own lunch."
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Add Swagger wrote:
Haha ClassicA blonde and a brunette were watching the news when a piece about a suicide came on.
The brunette suggested they have a bet as to whether the man jumps or not.
The blonde agrees and when the man jumps gives the money to the brunette.
The brunette refuses the money saying she'd seen the article earlier and knew what was going to happen.
To which the blonde replied, "I saw it too, but I didn't think he'd be stupid enough to do it again!"
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travdog70 wrote:
That's funny!!Brunette says I slept with a Brazilian last night, blonde asks how many is a Brazilian
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trying to hide from the police. They run into a barn. The redhead hides with the cows and says "moo." The brunette hides with the chickens and roosters and says "cok-a-doodle-doo." The blond jumps into a pile of food and says "potato."
Not the best one here, but I forgot all of my other ones. -
travdog70 wrote:
Brunette says I slept with a Brazilian last night, blonde asks how many is a Brazilian
👆lol. Good thread
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LMFAO potatoe hahaha
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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
-Pregnant
Sorry fellow blondes 😄
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3 blondes were walking in the woods when they found some tracks. The first one said "Those are rabbit tracks!" The second said "Nope, they're definitely deer tracks." The third one said "You two are idiots, they're obviously bear tracks.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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One day, a blonde decided to make some money, so she went to a playground and kidnapped a child. She wrote a note saying, "If you ever want to see your son again, put $10,000 outside the playground in a paper bag tomorrow at 12pm. Signed- a blonde." Sheproceeded to pin the note to the kid and send him home. The next day, she found the $10,000 in the paper bag, along with a note that said "How could you do this to a fellow blonde???"
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how are blondes and bowling balls alike?
a: they both have three holes that can be poked -
Or better yet....
What do you call a loyal blond?
-a golden retriever!Also...
What do you call a blond who dyes her hair brunette?
- artificial intelligence! -
Lol my friend is blond and they get veeeerrrrryyyy offended at stuff like this XD
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