You know you have played too much TW when...
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This has prob been done b4.
Complete the thread sentence ie....you have to take another route home coz some punk with a 3 k mob put turf down in your path.
...you laugh at a guy trying to mug you coz he's only got 1 mob with a shank.
...when you look at street maps you see little turf circles all over it. -
When you wake up every hour to bank, 8 sec reply new record?
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When you spend more money of turf wars than food.
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I got another more thought out one: when you get pulled over for a dwi and have to explain it was a dwtw: driving while turf waring: "But oficer I had to swerve off the freeway, all my turf is getting taken and I need to find wifi!"
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When you see map covered in circles in your dreams 😳
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The Rhino wrote:
lmao at the second oneThis has prob been done b4.
Complete the thread sentence ie....you have to take another route home coz some punk with a 3 k mob put turf down in your path.
...you laugh at a guy trying to mug you coz he's only got 1 mob with a shank.
...when you look at street maps you see little turf circles all over it. -
When you can't eat a pepperoni pizza because it reminds you th check your phone every 3 mins
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You wake up to check turf wars. Not go to school/work.
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When your in bed telling your lover about tw and what you have planed.
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When you take someones cookie you call it "capping"
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When u take to the bathroom
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When u look down in the toilet and realize you just pooped a machine gun nest
when u see a blemish on ur face you take your two thumbs and pull at either corner to zoom in your face
when your teacher asks you what is 1 + 1 and you blurt out "WELL ABOUT 5.8 K TO 15K DEPENDING ON HOW DENSE IT IS WHERE 1 + 1 LIVES"
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painkiller wrote:
I've done better.When you wake up every hour to bank, 8 sec reply new record?
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DarthPenatrator wrote:
what is ure record btw?painkiller wrote:
I've done better.When you wake up every hour to bank, 8 sec reply new record?
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painkiller wrote:
mine is I clicked on it 1 nano second then replied 2 seconds after post, short replyDarthPenatrator wrote:
what is ure record btw?painkiller wrote:
I've done better.When you wake up every hour to bank, 8 sec reply new record?
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When u have to take tw with u on trips to the bathroom
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...you can't go and see the same friends twice in 30 days coz of the vendetta rule
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....you don't sleep while in a vendetta.
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Sunny wrote:
gasface the other night at the NYC TW party said it best "turfwars made me pee sitting down"When u have to take tw with u on trips to the bathroom
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I write a 4th feedback to Nick saying that Sinjin is Jenjer's mule account
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painkiller wrote:
lmfao lmfaoWhen you can't eat a pepperoni pizza because it reminds you th check your phone every 3 mins
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... You tell everyone to fuck off out the pub coz it's in your turf now
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...when you dream that youre playing TW. Then you wake up and play TW.
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Mikey B wrote:
There's a whole thread dedicated to Turf Wars dreams; you should share them :) it's called...Turf Wars Dreams....when you dream that youre playing TW. Then you wake up and play TW.
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
lmaoYou wake up to check turf wars. Not go to school/work.
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painkiller wrote:
I've had a two second reply before.DarthPenatrator wrote:
what is ure record btw?painkiller wrote:
I've done better.When you wake up every hour to bank, 8 sec reply new record?
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Meta wrote:
lolSunny wrote:
gasface the other night at the NYC TW party said it best "turfwars made me pee sitting down"When u have to take tw with u on trips to the bathroom
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When you've been banned from a baseball feild because you charge 1000 dollars fir privliges to tread on your turf...
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When you get your paycheck & you're disappointed because you realize you only make $25 per hour, not $2.5 million.
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Your g/f ask you a question when your reading the forums and you answer the forum question outloud and she replies "you weren't even listening".
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... You get irrate at the cops when they pull you over "hey! I've bribed you already this week!"
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