You know you have played too much TW when...
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You can think of what messrine would say if he was in your situation.
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....you tell your boss that, since your the Capo of the city, that you get free police protection, AND a extra week off work, on his dime...
...you tell the City Manager that she can't build the new Water Works that close to your turf...
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The Rhino wrote:
...you can't go and see the same friends twice in 30 days coz of the vendetta rule
LMFAO😜😜😜
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VADAN wrote:
You pause doing the best man speech at your best friends wedding reception because your vendetta needs you to heal.
You sad boy 😜
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When your legs go Num for Setting on the Toilet to long
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Eyecu wrote:
You can think of what messrine would say if he was in your situation.
My favourite one so far
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SOCAL MOBSTER wrote:
+1, except I'd spell it correctly!!When your legs go Num for Setting on the Toilet to long
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.... When youre with friends and you drice by a store and point and say "I have turn over there!"
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When you have to hide your smile/laugh/giggle when your friend Ashley calls.
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Peepers wrote:
I used to do that, or I would say, I have stop and check something..... When youre with friends and you drice by a store and point and say "I have turn over there!"
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You wake up periodically in the night to check turf wars. 1:00, 3:00, 5:00 and 7:00 💗
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When you spend half the ammount of money you spend on rent for TW
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Everytime I hear or see Sofia Vergara on tv, or watch Hell's Kitchen, Chula or Mama Tek immediately pop up in my head, then Turf Wars is turned on for the billionth time.
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The Rhino wrote:
LOL...your iPhone screen begins to crack where the attack turf button is
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PSYCOPATHIC wrote:
When you spend half the ammount of money you spend on rent for TW
Who the he'll pays rent? Just put a turf over your house and they can't touch you
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Infact they pay u protection lol 👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆
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When punkass names his dog Ghetto Monstazz. 👏👏👏👏👏
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!! 从ㄠ七丹 !! wrote:
Bulls eye!Sunny wrote:
gasface the other night at the NYC TW party said it best "turfwars made me pee sitting down"When u have to take tw with u on trips to the bathroom
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Vito Svensson wrote:
LMAO!!!! 从ㄠ七丹 !! wrote:
Bulls eye!Sunny wrote:
gasface the other night at the NYC TW party said it best "turfwars made me pee sitting down"When u have to take tw with u on trips to the bathroom
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You ride your bike around town, to beat people up on your turf. When they report it and the cops come you tell the cops they can't be snooping around here because you bribed them already.
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You post for medical help in TW forum😝
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When your wife threatens to divorce you for being on your phone 24/7
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And when your sleeping on the couch you don't mind cause you can play with out her nagging in the back ground.
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When there's french fry grease build-up on your iPad 'cause you cut a deal w/your kids to let you play TW while they go nuts in the Playplace.
I don't have my own parking spot or anything.
...yet...😳
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βՕβէԻ∈β℧℩Լე∈г™ wrote:
Make sure you get the iPhone in the divorce!When your wife threatens to divorce you for being on your phone 24/7
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When ur at school and u tell Tell ur teacher u will cap her house for putting u in detention
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When you're still playing with 3% battery left. Brb I need to grab the charger!
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VADAN wrote:
😹😹😹When you're still playing with 3% battery left. Brb I need to grab the charger!
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... Your prefered fighting style is tapping someone in the same place over and over with your finger
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You look up at your TV only to realize that soft core porn has been on for the past ten minutes.
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