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Mom: honey ur so special
Boy: I'll feel special when I get out of the mental hospital😷 -
nick: I'm adding airports to a GPS game.
"The Man": No more airports!!! 🔥🔥 -
I like turtles
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Numpty
Knobhead -
"who the fuck are you shitwad?"
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A fool and his money are soon parted
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5 pounds of shit in a 10 pound anything.
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"mob up noob"
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Opinions are like assholes everyone has one
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Like A Boss!
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Lets kick this pig!
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"no offence"
I hate that one -
If i need any shit from you, i'll squeeze your head!
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Shit happens
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Heard on the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror: "When's our luggage gonna arrive?"
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Your platitude was very specific.
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Some people are like rainclouds; when they leave, the day gets brighter.
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Let's eat grandpa!
Let's eat, grandpa!
Commas save lives -
"he's not a Bellend,
He's not a Bellend,
Let's take a squitsy on your Jebend" - Devvo👍
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'Fuck this!...'
or:
'Yeah, whatever.......!'
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"Taco Time"
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Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Alright, so let me get this straight. So I gotta pay for a blow job, and I gotta pay for a fuckin' hotel room too? Well that seems like I'm spending too much money for nothin' I got a house. You can just get your ass over and we could just do the blow job here. And can I wear the 'SCREAM' mask? The mask from 'SCREAM' while I do you from behind. [prostitute hangs up] Hello? Hey?
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I've been blessed with many things in this life. An arm like a fucking rocket, a dick like a burmese python, and the mind of a mother fucking scientist.
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From this moment on, you're no longer little kids. You're cold, calculated murderers. This is the mindset you gotta be in if you wanna be a champion.
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You know, that's how the plague started back in the day... From a little disgusting bird bath in someone's back yard, and rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of aids.
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I don't mean to break up a good time here, but I just saw two boys raping a sixth grader.... Ya, ya, I'm just kidding.
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You like soccer? I'm gonna pretend like you didn't just make my &!&% go soft.
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Don't get all excited dude, 3D TV is gay. Nobody wants to sit on a couch wearing glasses, popping bubbles out of the air like some sorta fucked up Ray Charles.
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BTW this is now a Kenny Powers quotes and sayings thread.
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YOU wrote:
You wanna know about relationships? I know all there is to know. Just ask my second wife Tina. Ya she was a stripper, and if Montel Williams wants to talk shit some more then he can go fuck himself because those charges were dropped.BTW this is now a Kenny Powers quotes and sayings thread.
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