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GreenManXphile Dec 4, 2011

YOU wrote:
BTW this is now a Kenny Powers quotes and sayings thread.

You can smoke a peace pipe until your dick falls off, but I'm not dancing with any motherfucking wolves no matter how high I get. Not that I get high, but if I did my shut would still believe in our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Sieg Dec 4, 2011

A wise man learns from others mistakes, a wiser man learns from his own mistakes
mayor of awsome Dec 4, 2011

When in Rome....
GreenManXphile Dec 4, 2011

YOU wrote:
BTW this is now a Kenny Powers quotes and sayings thread.

I got two hard rules I live by, pop, I don't f*ck with the devil, and I never do tag teams with blood relatives.
GreenManXphile Dec 4, 2011

Let's face it guys, after midnight, this whole f*cking place turns into a pumpkin, and you guys all turn back into mice. This is a classic Cinderella tale here. You know, Peter Pan will no longer be a man, he'll turn into a real boy. George Washington will never be able to cut down the beanstalk. You guys will eventually just go back to bein' the sh*ttiest Mexican baseball team in Mexico.
-Kenny Powers
The Buckeye Dec 4, 2011

Its not illegal, just frowned upon.. Like masturbating on an airplane
Tweek Dec 4, 2011

I'M GOING TO SHABOOMS!!!

I'm the man with the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I'm better than everyone else in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone,

You wanna know about relationships? I know all there is to know. Just ask my second wife, Tina. Yeah, she was a stripper. And if Montel Williams wants to talk shit some more then he can go fuck himself, cause those charges were dropped.

A man fights and fighs and then fights some more because surrender is death and death is for pussies.

I don't quit remember the "I'm super sad. I lost all of my god given talents" quote...
Tweek Dec 4, 2011

Quite*
М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ Dec 4, 2011

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Numpty
Knobhead

Lunkhead
T.V.R. Dec 4, 2011

"You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead. I'm an easy target.........."
irridescent✨ Dec 6, 2011

the line that makes me laugh i actually heard here on TW:

Your platitude was very specific.
Mr. Krusty Dec 6, 2011

"Organization is for people who are too lazy to look for their stuff."
࿏Ꮏཝཇ རས༦ཥᏋངᎿᎾཞ࿏ Dec 6, 2011

"It's a bucket of rocks, but the diamond has to be in there somewhere."-Nick J
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irridescent✨ wrote:
the line that makes me laugh i actually heard here on TW:

Your platitude was very specific.

Yea I just saw this made me laugh 😹

😊 I really enjoyed the beating!

Spank that ...👋
I know you liked it 😉

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