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What's your best Pick Up line?

• 〓ΔPᏫLLᏫ〓 Nov 18, 2011

  My Pick Up Line: Nice shoes can I fuck you?

  Found it on Google.
• Visɧɓuɱe Nov 18, 2011

  Hi, do you.... Sorry gotta mob up!
• Fat Ray's ghost Nov 18, 2011

  Umm......do you like ice cream?
• 👿Belial Nov 18, 2011

  Are your library books overdue? Because you have fine written all over you
• LAWRENCE😮‍💨 Nov 18, 2011

  I like turtles
• james87 Nov 18, 2011

  (in Jamaican accent)
  Excuse me...are you Jamaican? 'errrmm why?' cos Jamaican me crazy!!!!!
• Big Jake Nov 19, 2011

  The✯Hitmαn 1 hour ago Quote
  My Pick Up Line: Nice shoes can I fuck you?

  Found it on Google.

  You had to google that?
• Billy Da' Kid Nov 19, 2011

  "my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in."
• Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ Nov 19, 2011

  If abroad, "hey do you have any English in you? Want some?"
• Şąժąąŋ☣Ɲąţąş Nov 19, 2011

  Billy Da' Kid wrote:

  "my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in."
  

  Wow! 😖😖😖
• 🔰Superyan🔰 Nov 19, 2011

  Billy Da' Kid wrote:

  "my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in."
  

  Omfg!
  Love that one!
• 🔫$щдмрЭуэ🔥 Nov 19, 2011

  Love that hitman
• W0LF Nov 19, 2011

  Best pick up line: hey am going to use a pick up line on u so please don't laugh at me
• ★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ Nov 19, 2011

  Hey can I borrow your cell phone? Why? Because my preacher said there wasn't angels on earth and I wanna call him to prove him wrong...
• ArdianKrasniQi Nov 19, 2011

  Billy Da' Kid wrote:

  "my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in."
  

  Din't work, oh well ...😒
• Josh8625 Nov 19, 2011

  You: "hey, what are you doing later?" Her: "oh, well, i dunno" you (as confidently as you can muster): "how about coming home with me?"...you would be surprised by the answer
• RΞIΠGTФΠ Nov 19, 2011

  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
• Don Davido 🇺🇸 Nov 19, 2011

  Cheesy and corny but heard it plenty of times... Is your daddy a drug dealer? Because you're dope.
• YÓU Nov 19, 2011

  RΞ〽IΠGTФΠ🇺🇸 wrote:

  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  

  Haha YES!!! Winner. Hhaha
• ϮђěՏϻօҡěℳօɲṩϮěℜ Nov 19, 2011

  I know $GMoney

  Works every time!!!!
• 〓ΔPᏫLLᏫ〓 Nov 19, 2011

  "You must be a Parking Ticket because you've got FINE all over you."
• ϮђěՏϻօҡěℳօɲṩϮěℜ Nov 19, 2011

  YÓU wrote:

  RΞ〽IΠGTФΠ🇺🇸 wrote:

  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  

  Haha YES!!! Winner. Hhaha

  Sick. Very sick. But +1
• 🍁 ADD : VIB 🍁 Nov 19, 2011

  Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• RJonesy Nov 19, 2011

  "You must be from Ireland, because my penis is Dublin."
• ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲ Nov 19, 2011

  You: Did it hurt?
  Her: Did what hurt?
  You: When you fell from heaven?
• MalAdOsteo Nov 19, 2011

  Hi Bella...
• ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲ Nov 19, 2011

  You: Is your dad an alien?
  Her: No why?
  You: Cause your ass is out of this world 😉
• ϮђěՏϻօҡěℳօɲṩϮěℜ Nov 19, 2011

  👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:

  You: Is your dad an alien?
  Her: No why?
  You: Cause your ass is out of this world 😉
  

  Does that really work?
  Last time I tried that line I ended up married... ;)
• ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲ Nov 19, 2011

  Haha apparently it does then
• ϮђěՏϻօҡěℳօɲṩϮěℜ Nov 19, 2011

  👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:

  Haha apparently it does then
  

  Depends on 'pick up' I guess. Lol
  But it does work.. Lol
• PØÇ Nov 19, 2011

  Best pickup line for girls: Ya know what they say about guys with big feet? Have sex with me!

  Best pickup line for guys: Mary had a little lamb, let me touch your boobies.

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